Hey styx

your audio quality is so shitty that i can barely listen to you, even though i really want to hear your take. there are probably a lot of us out there who feel this way. something about your audio borderline hurts my ears when the volume is even slightly above quiet. get a decent audio set up already

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fuck off kike

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He should just move to the UK and become a part of the Lotus Eaters. That way he wouldn't have to deal with the technical stuff at all. Dankula too. A late-night show with Dankula and Styx would be hilarious.

Styxhexenhammer666 is obsessed with free gaming laptops and devising schemes to fool people into send him enormous donations and weekly tithes for his "Salvation Laptop Fund" which he uses to buy more expensive gaming laptops. He's running a big scam operation to fool all of you into sending him your life savings to buy yourself a place on his so-called "Salvation Laptop". In reality Styx will just type your name onto a list which he saves as a Word document on his "magical" laptop, that's your "place of salvation". He will then use your money to buy himself even more expensive gaming laptops that he'll play on his luxury yacht and private jet while plotting to rule the world through his laptop scam.

Styx Laptop pledge drive:
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>Petition to make Styx get a job
petitions.whitehouse.gov/petition/make-styxhexenhammer666-get-job

▶ Styx boasts about his "tech skills" but doesn't know how to transfer the data from his HDD
▶ Keeps replacing his microphones because the volume is always terrible (he doesn't know how to adjust it)
▶ He fails to properly install his Logitech peripherals on his other laptop and thinks they don't work simply because his other laptop is "too old" to work with Logitech software

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+1
Get is sorted.

hi styx

can this guy not even afford a laptop ??

fuck this guy. stop giving the grifter money.

Styx should just join NATO

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Why the fuck would anyone want this guys take post 2018?