HAPPENING HAPPENING HAPPENING HAPPENING

Good hopefully they wipe out flyover trash states

Sweet

I can confirm I just had four missiles pull up into the drive thru here at McDonalds Estonia on their way to America. They kept asking for quarter pounders and we don't even have those here. Anyhow they are refreshed and on their way now.

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>30 min from Russia to USA.
>Slow
Ok Achmed.

THEY MISSED AND HIT MY HOUSE

I wish.

It's not even real why are you getting buttblasted

If by that you mean
>California
>New York
>Illinois
>and Washington
Then yeah, hopefully

well, not quite, but more realistically they'd strike in ~20 minutes

If only everyone had just taken the vaccine…

HAHA EAT SHIT AND DIE FAGGOT! IMAGINE GETTING NUKED IN 2022

PRAISE KEK

one last fap

Why not 25? 30? 24 is the magic number? Tongue my anus nigger.

Nice link, Biden…

Well someone in the United States probably said the N word so they deserved it.

>turns out to be true
>all directed at OP's house
hahaha faggot

op is a self hating degenerate

Inshallah. ALLAHU AKBAR

I am the missile. I can confirm I am in American territory.

IT'S REAL BROS MY FRIEND WHO LIVES IN THE US SAYS A NUCLEAR MISSILE JUST HIT HIS HOUSE

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A NUCLEAR MISSILE JUST FLEW OVER MY HO—

All those poor covid deaths

>your friend is a fucking ghoul now
>hits you up with;
>>WHAT'S WRONG SMOOTHSKIN? NEVER SEEN A GHOUL BEFORE??

>actually having loyalty to your modern day shithole of a country
Summerfags are early this year

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Shided nd frted n my pnts

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12 minutes remaining. I can't fucking wait

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I audibly kek'd
I love you guys
Yes homo

Don't give me hope like that user.

hit jew york
>hit jew york
hit jew york
>hit jew york
hit jew york
>hit jew york
hit jew york
>hit jew york

A MISSILE JUST COORDINATED MY ANUS!!!!! HAPPENING

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Fucking finally

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A COUNTRY IS A FARM, WAKE UP SHEEPLE

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m8 itd only take like 9 minutes for the nukes to get to us

BROS?????

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The sweet embrace of death.

kek stealing this

What, is it intentionally designed to encourage a second strike? A first strike would involve 100s of missiles, half launched from subs with less than 10mins flight time.
Pathetic larp, learn and do better when you post absolute shit threads tomorrow.

HOLY FUCKING SHIT GUYS

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1postbythisid

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A nuclear missile just flew over my hou

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>German engineering

Fuck you for making me hopeful you fuck fuck you

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Hurray!

Fuck. I live next to a massive Raytheon campus. It's been a pleasure gentlemen

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just know, there isn't a single nation on this earth(including you sand niggers in israel) that could conduct a military strike on our continent.....pearl harbor was jew prop. and we figure headed the 9/11 attacks with assistance from the heebs and a-wraps.....this is OUR fucking show, you're just a character actor.

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finally god damn it

A MISSILE JUST TOOK MY BIKE

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Kek

Just enough time to bust a couple cream loads before I turn into dust

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At this point, I fucking wish that slavic nigger would. Let's just get this over with and hit that 500M population number the globalists want so I can stop hearing about this shit.

i hope they spare sf bay area : p

Unsure if you're joking or not, elaborate. Source?

Its real SKYKING SKYKING SKYKANGZ

OHNONONO AMERICASISTERS, WE GOT TOO COCKY

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DUDE THE FUCK IS SKYKING

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With aryan german engineering it would have been 15 minutes. Just saying.

Brace for massive climate change habbedings!

DO IT

an america just got nuked over my house

In Milwaukee and im hoping it hits here on top of all the ebony folk around me. Me dying or becoming a ghoul is a small price to pay

Ah, okay. Anyway, what do they call quarter pounders in Estonia?

A MISSILE JUST FLEW OVER MY HOUSE

1 MINUTE TO MIDNIGHT
>1 MINUTE TO !MIDNIGHT

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>Slovenian engineer- oh wait, what !?

i've seen that movie too
youtube.com/watch?v=LTYWNG_277M

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