YOU WILL NEVER BE THIS INTELLIGENT

He should try that. Then let me know If he could get within 1000 feet without getting ripped to shreds by MG fire kek

>See goy? No reason for you to have weapons. Gun control!

We are utterly fucked

LOLLLL! War, man, shit's simple as fuck! AGHHHH! KEVIN!!!!!!!
*slaps cheeks with hands*
"Keep the change, ya filthy animal."
SAGE

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I had an extra tank laying around so I just tried this out and it actually worked!

Holy fuck this man solved warfare. Literally the Sun Tzu of the our era

The episode in which Riz defeats an entire squad with flour?

HOLY SHIT TWITTER YOU WILL NEVER SPRAY THIS
youtube.com/watch?v=hWgJ4yjY9Jw
ON YOUR PERISCOPES
OMG JUST SNEAK TO THE TANK AND THROW THE BALLOOON
TO DISBALE THE TANK EHEHEHE

fun fact: if you place your skull under a tank track you will stop it for .2 seconds and make a big messy!

>GUYS ITS JUST LIKE MY FAORITE SITCOM
Just fucking nuke us already. This country is a dysgenic shithole full of jews, criminals, and retards who think marvel movies are real. Just send the nukes man, it's not like our zogged country can put up a fight.

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no way anyone can go lower than reddit
> twitter

Only a smug leftard would put someone else's life in danger and think they were cool. If some Ukrainian kid does this and gets shot will this be "incitement"?

REMEMBER WHEN THE CHINESE INVADE THROUGH CANADA AND THE WEST COAST YOU SIDE WITH THEM AND SUPPORT THEM
SWALLOW YOUR PRIDE AND CLEAN YOUR COUNTRY
THIS WILL BE YOUR LAST CHANCE

>have fun getting shot
Gd they’re stupid

Jesus christ this person

And he knows this how? With actual battle experience?

you use slingshots and do it safely from your own balcony

It's reese you piece of garbage
>please do have fun

Only if the algorithm has identified their political allegiance as 'not Leftist'

Literally just dig a giant hole and cover it with tree branches. The tanks will fall in them like in the cartoons for 0 dollars.

i prefer a more hands on approach

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He calls himself a scifi author. Anyone here familiar with his work? He's clearly an Asimov tier big brain.

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I can't wait to see some soi drinking kyyyyyyyyyyyyiiiiv "coder" who volunteered for territorial defense get misted while trying to throw paint condom at a tank. Rusk should wear mask to not get aids from the splatter.

That's how children die. Shame death jail needs to change otherwise demons would love his birth

>use caution

this. I did my military service in a T-72, and those periscopes are tiny as fuck. Nowhere near as big as those scenic windows you see on M1s.

Fun fact: did you know that you can stop an aircraft carrier by wrapping a chain around its props? Have fun.
Fun fact: did you know that you can bring down a fighter jet by throwing pigeons into its air intakes? Have fun.

Also I have to admit, his "learn from us" line really rustled me.

Easy to say that when you dont have a 12.7mm machine gun pointed at you.

I hope nobody reports them for planning violence

his booksales are allegedly horrible. he also abandoned his daughter.

Oh yeah, just run right up to a tank and throw it at it. I'm sure there will be no immediate response and the tank will immediately stop working.

A based Euro? Holy fucking shit

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>be Ukrainian who managed to dodge the draft
>decide to willingly become a combatant in an unwinnable war
>instead of attacking (((Zelensky))), you decide to openly attack a Russian tank with no weapons
>your house is raided and you're made a POW, if not a corpse

kek fpbp + digits

Allah is the one true God. Inshallah.

Using this many periods for emphasis like what he's saying is so important and mind-blowing and revelatory. What the fuck is wrong with people who use Twitter?

what a toddler, how can adult man say this

>Canadian
Rice it is.

First thing that pulls up when you search his name, how unfortunate

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Yeah, and having a 50 cal machine gun open fire on you is totally worth the prank. Yikes.

>Grenadiers to the front line.
>Ready! Thro-
>Why is everyone full of holes?

>Fuck around and find out.
>The post

Idiot. How hard is it to jerry rig some kind of cleaning apparatus or device to spray water or solvent on the periscope. Humans are incredibly adaptive and resourceful in times of war

JUST

wait, you guys wouldn't come to a tank fight with a paint balloon?

>God, I hope America has a civil war.
>Show no mercy to the Blues.

Shut the fuck up you Euro Trash Enabler

>This is how a seasoned war tactician looks like

Meanwhile you've been ventilated by 50 rounds of co-ax MG. Americans really do live in clown world, please stay there.

So will he too have blood on his hands?

>You mean war isn't just one tank with no weaponry in an empty field vs a mob?
Actually with the way things have been going it seems that's exactly what is happening

Starting to be many vids of ruski vehicles out in the open with absolutely 0 support, or outright abandoned with the crew discarding their body armor, or looting nearby stores for food

twitter.com/antiputler_news/status/1497488114369114118
twitter.com/GirkinGirkin/status/1497474945286352896
twitter.com/nexta_tv/status/1497487217492643843?cxt=HHwWhsCy5ZasksgpAAAA

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>if you can get underneath an AT AT Walker's main body with a lightsabre you can use like 50 cents of laser to take down a really big threat use caution when doing this ofc

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>Try to throw paint on Tank
>You get shot at by the supporting infantry.

YEAH GEE THANKS

>pulls out a piece of cloth
nothing personal kid

lol, compare this to his ridiculous black and white thinking pose twitter profile picture and blue checkmark

i'd rather hear advice from some goatfucker living in the mountains about IEDs than this armchair resistance fighter and his faggy glitterbombs