Why do they have to make everything about pop culture?

And then palpatine(palpatine) Swallowed 10 pills of viagra and deathraped jar jar bings. And everyone clapped.

Hogwarts in from Harry Potter. Thanos is from the Marvel Cinematic Universe. Darth is a common title in Star Wars. Up your s.o.y. intake, retard.

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Their jewish indoctrinators have done a fine job.

They think this is funny, leftists have no souls.

this has to be a parody

capeshit is the worst thing to ever happen to western culture

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Americans are fucking cringy

But the senator of Naboo was behind the attack right?

Why are you seething chud? It's poetic, it's our culture. You could compare it to tales of Troy but why if you have your own tales of heroism

kek

>You're a Jedi, Kirk

jesus christ i hate americans so much it's unreal

This fucking normie must've forgotten the fact that the Republic's response was to create an army of literal slaves.

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amen

arrested development

Yes, just like how homoglobo plays both sides

Apparently communications disruptions can mean only one thing.

Because star wars and superhero fiction are the only things that can provoke enthusiasm in the rotten, estrogen infused brain of a modern, low-test man.

Well to be fair the entire naboo thing was a covert for darth sidious to gain power

Ironic how star wars lefty nerds can't even comprehend the message their franchise is portraying

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Because they are children

Cause they're low level casuals

>Russian kills you with the needle and then makes alcohol out of the treat

These people are fully demoralized and don't even know any world history. Yet they know the lore of Star Wars, Harry Potter, Hunger Games, Game of Thrones, Marvel, DC etc. backwards and forwards

Serious answer is that their only knowledge of history is something along the lines of "colonialism, slavery, white man bad."
They have no concept of heroes prior to the Enlightenment.

They had a shit education and cultureless upbringing so the only heroic archetypes they have to look up to are corny hollywood movies.

It’s the curse of a culture devoid of any real history or traditions.
>muh jazz
>muh baseball
>muh apple pie
America is a sickness that became terminal once Westward Expansion reached the Pacific Ocean.

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It's their only point of reference.

Their values and view of the world have been shaped entirely by fiction with a smattering of mainstream media bullshit.

Because these Hollywood black and white examples are how they actually see it. Because they have no geopolitical or historical knowledge. These movies are all they can compare it. They have work, and media, and eat shit sleep theme park.

It puts emotion into concepts, niggers have to think of things either as happy or sad... similar to your average leftist that has the cognitive function of a child.

Send in the gungans, I mean the Romanians

Why burgers create parallel stories from a kids' channel?

This, exactly.

grim

>Sie/ihr
this is how a nigger does things but it's either happy or sad

The worst part is that nobody except those at the "top" know our world history. Everything we've ever learned about our history is a lie.

OP, you cut off the bottom because this is another literal who on Twitter. Nobody cared about a whackjob going on public access in the 90s, so why should we care about Twitter? Please consider suicide OP.

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Story and narrative are necessary for most people to understand abstract concepts. This was traditionally done through religion but, in the absence of it, people have turned to pop culture to fill the void.

because the americans have no mythology

the car is happy
the car is sad

How about we reference pop culture that actually isn’t well liked by normies?

I took a class on war films in college and we talked a lot about how a shitty story paints the enemy as pure evil and the protagonist as pure good. In real life neither side is perfect and both sides usually have a legitimate reason to be fighting. Characters like the Emperor from Star Wars, Voldemort, etc. are just lazy story telling. Much like how modern (((media))) has made Hitler out to be some super villain of pure evil.

What abstract concept? Bad guy bad good guy good? Is war so abstract? Its just aggression.

why cant you simply do without pop culture

They were raised on happy meals.

It is an epic metaverse of onions

So that makes America the empire and Biden palpatine.

first, which one of you keeps posting these memes with fake accounts on *eddit or whatever, and second, the best thing about 2016 forward is that it gave us the absolute certainty to never give the smallest amount of importance about what normies think or not. God bless the television, because without its reeducation, the sheep could have actually sided with their predators. but now, they only watch netflix and play xbox.

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so hot

>Nobody cared about a whackjob going on public access in the 90s
39 year old boomer here. It was a lot more satisfying to call into the live cable access shows and troll them live. Trolling on social media just isn't the same. We had a local guy who tried to do a weekly sports show about regional sports like the community college and the city's high school teams. It was live and he took callers. 1 out of 3 callers was just a troll. It was better than any comedy show.

Except Newt Gunray answered directly to Palpatine. Even when they attempt to draw shit comparisons, they get it wrong

>How about we reference pop culture that actually isn’t well liked by normies?
If it isn't liked by normies, it isn't "popular" culture.

padme was just a palpatine puppet to seduce anakin. so ukraine is a trap to ensnare the world into the birth of an oppressive empire?

Damn you went on Twitter and looked up his name to screencap the whole thing and expose my duplicity. Nice.

Star Wars, Harry Potter, et al, are real to them, in fact more real than reality. What's their reference for this happening in reality? Some dry text in a book they didn't read in high school history class. On the other hand their hollywood movies are immersive and act as surrogate memories of lived experience.

Because they only give a shit about things when put in the context of fucking children stories

Then what is it? You name it user, i’m all open-ears :) You do realize that some things that were popular back then, aren’t so well liked today?

Its no coincidence that pop culture like Star Wars and Rock Music came so prominent, Glowies turned it into a weapon of mind control during the 60s in the Cold War against the Soviet Union. Star Wars is basically the core of the modern american mythos - alliance of democratic multiracial beings fight and defeat the evil nazi-like white empire with a literal 'David vs Goliath' allusion with the X-wing taking out the massive Death Star. This shit is at the core of the average 'good' americans subconcious about the world and morality. Depressing.

This.

>pop culture that actually isn’t well liked by normies

I'm not so sure quoting Shakespeare or Dante might work so well on today's masses. Mark Twain maybe.

I don’t want to sound like a comic book fag, but what you’re describing is basically the whole point that Alan Moore was trying to make with Ozymandias in Watchmen. In fact, he wrote it specifically to try to tell comic book fags to grow up. Ironically, it’s considered one of the best superhero stories ever despite everyone missing the point entirely.

God, I've been a massive fucking nerd for most of my life, and these people make me cringe. It's almost hard to believe these people are even real.

lol yeah, the separatists actually just wanted to be left alone. took advice from darth sidious only coz he brought them victories

>Mark Twain
Nigger Jim is too problematic for normies in the 21st century.

Only if your globohomo government allows it, Kiwi.

okay, so who's orchestrating the whole thing (playing both sides) from behind the scenes (Palpatine), in order to gain more power?

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>naboo
>the planet that was infiltrated by, sheltered, gave rise to, and voted for palpatine
>literally the planet that caused the downfall of democracy and the rise of authoritarianism across the galaxy
He's really selling me on Russia just nuking the areas they don't take.

Do they even realise according to their own analogy the whole thing was staged by a sith lord in order to gain political power?

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>Except Newt Gunray answered directly to Palpatine. Even when they attempt to draw shit comparisons, they get it wrong

Exactly

The whole premisse of "phantom menace" is that theyre all being manipulated into a conflict just so its architect can gain power.

Its funny how they didnt took George Lucas message at all there

Every time I see Amidala it makes me sad and hate China. Communists murdered the real one. Marched her out to a ditch and shot her dead.

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It’s the j-j-j-j-j-jar-jar binks!

>Do they even realise according to their own analogy the whole thing was staged by a sith lord in order to gain political power?

Theyre too retarded for that sadly :/

Should they make memes isntead?