CONGRATULATIONS! NATO HAS BEEN ACTIVATED DUE TO CHINA ATTACKING TAIWAN AND YOU ARE GETTING DRAFTED!
The last two digits determine the chance of your survival and a red ID means YOU DIE
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Also its spelled KIEV
CONGRATULATIONS! NATO HAS BEEN ACTIVATED DUE TO CHINA ATTACKING TAIWAN AND YOU ARE GETTING DRAFTED!
Caleb Johnson
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Robert Ortiz
No
Blake Watson
Nearly 40, full time carer and on a blacklist, not happening :D
John Gray
I would be able to singlehandedly defeat at least 20 PLA platoons with my bare hands.
Easton Peterson
see this is why im a tranny. i wont be drafted got globo home and die in some shitty war. i changed gender to female.
i out jewed the jew
Xavier Phillips
Rollin for 01
Brayden Gomez
No thanks, I've got a job to do and a family to take care of.
Carson Sanchez
>I'm bipolar
>intermittent explosive disorder
>Love Russia more than Ukraine
>blind without contacts
If they send me, they must deal with all the consequences.
Christopher Davis
Hunter Jenkins
All I want is nuclear armageddon
Julian Kelly
K
Angel Wilson
roll
Brayden Long
i will be in africa goodbye goyim
Benjamin Powell
Kiyiv
Kayden Green
Not going
Charles Hughes
i spilled piping hot gravy all over myself
Jaxon Allen
I think I'd be okay
Brayden Gutierrez
roll
Dominic James
might as well
Jack Myers
rolling for a red dawn
i've made my amends with god
Brayden Perry
Enjoy being Chris's new sweetheart
Connor Cook
hmm
Adam Young
TRIPS DECIDE WHO WINS!
QUADS ACTIVATE THE NUKES AND ITS GAME OVER FOR EVERYONE!
PENTS AND THE ALIENS COME AND RAPE US ETERNALLY
William Phillips
I am not in a zogbot country so who cares
John Nguyen
>7% chance of survival
user... Get your foot ran over by a car or something so you don't get drafted. Good luck, fren.
Anthony Powell
I won't die. COME
Jayden Brown
Have fun peasants
Christian Hall
Taiwan isn't in NATO you dumbshit.
It's not even in the North Atlantic!
Justin Barnes
JOKES ON YOU! IM 26 AND FLAT FOOTED!
Gabriel Lewis
but i don't want to survive
Brody Cooper
>over the lottery age
Nah I think I'm just gonna not do that haha
Easton Thomas
Post penis
Noah Bell
FRIG OFF MOUNTAIN JEW
Eli Torres
I have Schizoaffective and Autism so I can't go.
Angel Sanders
I will survive. We will survive
Zachary Adams
I will never die
Alexander Morgan
Very nice.
Connor Jones
That place looks cozy as fuck.
Michael White
If double numbers I become a military general in the US after the war is over.
Connor King
RORRU
Carter Wright
ROLL
Jason Campbell
No red, frens. We are going to survive.
Carter Evans
Oh no!
Owen Perez
Eh, life's been boring, let's 'av it. Rolling for something to do.
Charles Anderson
let's go!
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Charles Stewart
Bro...
Jaxon Phillips
I like those odds.
Camden Cooper
Bring it on faggot
Lucas Brown
It's over
Lincoln Ortiz
Kiiev
Alexander Stewart
Not a NATO nigger country bult rolling
Ryder Hall
ROOOLL!
Alexander Nelson
You still have small chance. Don't gib up, frens.
Josiah Lopez
roll 99
Jaxon Collins
Gimme those sweet 00s and a big gun so I can make it glorious.
Camden Stewart
>WW3 soon
Carson Williams
NATO and america can go fuck itself!
Not fighting for your nigger imperialism.
I support China by buy Made In China stuff.
Brayden Cruz
...
Bentley Rogers
Dear God,
Please make it so that my country joins the war and then send me to fight. Amen.
Rolling.
Andrew Thomas
Rolling for based digits of quantum immortality
Jose Morales
>99
KEK
Charles Thomas
Kyiv
Camden Price
Sorry, I'm legally insane.
Ethan Martinez
I have Jesus on my side.
Carson Turner
15%. Alright, fuck it. As long as I die in a ship at sea with my buddies after giving the enemy hell. My life was well lived and my only regret is not having more lives to give for my Nation.
Zachary Garcia
cmon chinkoids i wanna assfuck your dollar general tier soldiers and hairy pussy women and then come back home and raise a family!
Nolan Nelson
it's actually KYYV
Lucas Richardson
This is something I can roll for! alien sexual encounters of the three hole kind
Jayden Rodriguez
good, because you'll be meeting him soon
Logan Cruz
Lol, no. I ain't dying for the globohomo. I choose suicide by cop or recruitment officer. Fuck off.
Gabriel Turner
If I get to bring some CCP roaches down with me I'll be ok
Joseph Bailey
roll
John Collins
F in the chat.
Julian Taylor
I slap my elbow.
Ethan Edwards
HEY HO LETS GO
Dylan Barnes
I want to bleed out in a country I don't care about. Rolling!
Hudson Myers
Fuck CHY-NAH!
Caleb Moore
Why would NATO defend taiwan?
Jonathan Cox
very well
Dylan Perez
> Zoomed draft
kek, good. Those faggots NEED a fucking War.
Mason Cook
I want to shoot Ukranian nazis
Wyatt Thompson
you will now
David Anderson
If shit hits the fan and considering it should have happened already in your country before during WW2 I wouldn’t get my hopes up about the age and status barring you from being forced to pick up a rifle and defend the homeland. Males ages 16-60 have to defend the homeland by force already in Ukraine.