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A indeed

lol

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how do you detonate a pulse?
shitty bait

Citation needed

Meanwhile, all live feeds are up.

fortunately I have all my vintage computers in tin canisters

Fake news
Lights still on in livestream
youtube.com/watch?v=-Q7FuPINDjA

HOLY SHIT TURN ON CNN

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If I were the Russians, I'd send every Sentinel they have to Kyiv.

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HOLY SHIT A RED PEPE JUST FLEW OVER MY BROWSER

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that would mean you detonate a nuke in air, fake

CHUCK SELLS SUCK AND FUCK

holy fuck bros an Emasculated Man Pussy just flew over my home

Camera feeds are all up in Kyiv

fake and gay, OP can't stop sucking Russian bear cock

Sage
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fake, gay, no link

A BIT OF CHICKEN FRIED FLEW OVER MY HOUSE

Then why are the streams still up and running

Still not enough to stop me from rubbing one out.

It seemed like something crazy happened a few minutes ago on the stream

saved

AN EMP JUST FLEW OVER MY HOU-

Save Kyiv, user? You just handed it to them on a silver platter.

AHHHHH COLD BEER ON A FRIDAY NIGHT JUST FLEW OVER MY HOUSE

Fookin laser sights

Please remake this fake tweet in grammatically correct English.

Heroic Ukraine solider Vasylyi Porotkyy stayed behind and detonated it manually

MY JEANS FIT JUST RIGHT AHHHHHHHHHHHH

Holy shit Candlejack just flew ov-

youtube.com/watch?v=Qcp2W1-SFt4
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finally

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apagando las luces

Remember NEWFAGS:

if you absolutely have to reply to a bait thread, typing SAGE in the options field will prevent your reply from bumping the thread.

Doing this will cause it to die quicker.

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Why arent they using Nicola Tesla death ray is what im wondering. Saving that reverse engineered ufo stuff for special occasion?

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So much so the live streams are still working...

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The other Michael posting here

Fake and gay.

>BBC Breaking
Fucking kek

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Lol you dumb fuckin kangaroo everyone knows Candlejack isn’t re

u dont need to detonate a nuke to generate an emp

bros...........
what do we do?............

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Nice source you have there. All fields.

its called a pinch

LET'S GO STYEEEV LOOKNER

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Russia, Ukraine, EMPs,
Sugma dick get on your knees
I still download mp3s
The MSM still lies
Covid vaccines give you aids
Trucker bank heist, Trudeau pays
Rogan's podcast still most played
Neil Young leaves Spotify

WE DIDN'T START THE FIRE
NO WE DIDN'T LIGHT IT BUT WE TRIED TO FIGHT IT

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then why are streams still up?
youtube.com/watch?v=teF2f1DkeEQ

t. DARPA blacksite user

He wouldn't type a hyphen and solve the capture for you unless candlejack knew you had a Any Forums pa

But you indeed don't need a nuke to do it ...?

fucking lost

calling bullshit now. all the kyiv live streams are still up

JAJAJAJAJA!!

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I know this song
Crocodile rock - Elton John
But it's more like AHHH lala la la laaaaaaaaaaaa

Lala la la laaaaaaaaaaa

Lala la laaa laaaaaaaaaa

then how did someone alert you

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AN EMP JUST DETONATED OVER MY HOUSE

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no, you need some nice magnets though

Sources say you use an assault rifle.

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