It's a single-celled protein combined with synthetic aminos, vitamins, and minerals. Everything the body needs.
I'm an American and this is my lunch
Luis Cooper
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Kayden Watson
could feed entire village for week with that
Jack Reed
You are a nigger.
Thomas Rodriguez
This kills the starving socialists
Ryder Hill
Where's the dietary fiber you faggot? Do you only shit once a week? Do you life your life constantly being literally full of shit?
Cameron Torres
Lincoln Watson
Nice goyslop you got there mutt now go pray to george floyd
Logan Allen
She likes her bread de-leavened
Thomas Garcia
Ok Neo.
Jonathan Wright
I shit 2-3 times a day eating like this. My only regret is how messy my anus gets. I have a bidet at home which is useful, but even still you sometimes get the neverending wipe situation.
Ask me about sharting
Juan Clark
Soon you will dine on the flesh of reprobates
Elijah Garcia
You will rip the flesh and souls off them
be thankful
Tyler Cooper
and if you don't
then I will mark you As A Reprobate
Xavier Ross
And your pretty CIA pictures
wont convince the Demons of Hell
CIA newbie
Logan Lopez
You're not in control here
though for many years you did
We all know who rules down here
so you better fucking Respect the leader
or you will be on the scrapheap of souls begging to join the FBI instead
Nathan Roberts
I going to smoke some weed and walk down to the liquor store for my lunch.
Benjamin Morales
Can you please tell me more about sharting?
Thomas Gomez
I you disrespect Bill
you're dead
Dylan Perez
enjoy your worms, diabetes, and super AIDS.
Lucas Powell
alcohol is my meal for this future
Leo Cox
>I'm an American and this is my lunch
I'm an American and this is my lunch
>french fries for breakfast and pizza for brunch
french fries for breakfast and pizza for brunch
Anthony Barnes
oof, I've been real broke so I've been dining on like mcchickens and mcdoubles lately for like a month now and my heart feels like its going to explode
Lincoln James
my nigga, thats a fall river doggybag
Mason Myers
just go buy a bag of rice and beans you donkeyu
Noah King
Two words: Auntie Anne's
Also: Taco Bell
Now, auntie Anne's is the real culprit because they really feel like a fart coming on, and you're surprised by the moisture
Taco Bell you have more of a suspicion that something isn't right, but you think you can eke out some gas anyway.
Learn from my mistakes, I implore you
Ayden Ward
Oh please Meretricious you are nothing
Ryan Sanders
Explode with love, you mean
Samuel Myers
I've had that with diarrhea, but not from food. What do you eat user????
Tyler Powell
Long Live The King of Hell
Isaiah Ramirez
out of curiosity I looked into the ingredients of most mcdonalds products. Was surprised to find that the meat patties have 'glucose syrup'
Ryan Thompson
The cheese sauce and "beef" gets me. But with auntie Anne's is just a regular pretzel will fuck my shit up. I think they must use something like Olestra in there.
Daniel Watson
Long Live
Britney Spears and Bill Gates
the greatest viruses to ever infect the earth
Nathaniel Evans
It doesn't have everything the body NEEDS.
Kevin Myers
I understand the Taco Bell part, but Auntie Anne's? Most of the food there is just normal pretzels and I fail to see how they would fuck you up
Ayden Richardson
That probably helps with the char. Glucose is harmless. It's the edamame they're cutting meat with that upsets me.
Speaking of meat filler, diluting your beef with unions is actually a healthy and delicious method.
Ryan Torres
Did you see the woman in the red dress??
Julian Watson
Holy shit, is this real?
Joseph Gonzalez
Hunter Turner
i get the never ending wipe situation and i never eat fast food
Ryder Young
Glucose syrup is known as corn syrup mate, and those are worms.
Sebastian Gray
Why do you keep eating that stuff then??
Andrew Nelson
Oh it's real, all too real.
Jason Morris
Rooster is fighting holol!
Brody Martin
That "meat" is made from a slurry which includes human cells.
Brayden Gonzalez
because who fucking cares
it's a burger
Cameron Watson
You know, I know this burger doesn't exist. I know that when I put it in my mouth, McDonald's is telling my brain that it is juicy and delicious. After nine years, you know what I realize?
David Martin
No
Jack Adams
I used to get that situation too. Try eating less grease, less milk, and more fiber. Eat a bunch of bananas and some metamucil and see how many times you have to wipe then.