Fear not americans
Russia wont pass through here
Fear not americans
Russia wont pass through here
based portugal
you show em
this map implies they will make it through liechtenstein empire territory. they will not.
Why should they pass through if they can fly over it?
The line does not pass through Liechtenstein.
I'm afraid of your mustachioed women too.
Baseado. We won't let them cross the sea.
the liechtenstein empire includes everything from lisbon to tartu
What are you Spider-Man stopping a runaway train all of a sudden!?
We are holding the north!
Correct. They will have to go AROUND if they want a taste of those delicious atlantic waters.
and my axe
we know, 700 years of you getting raped are not easily forgotten, its hilarious actually
cope and seethe
thanks bro, I'll remember this while I'm playing elden ring today.
You’re our last line of defense Portugal. Stay strong.
Based Portubro.
If they do try to get through, we'll stand with you once more.
lol what they fuck are you going to do? throw sardines at them?
Thanks chief
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>Couldn't even handle a french midget
And my bow!
kek portugal can't into space
We guerrilla them with our sheep and Jogo do Pau martial art.
Don't forget the Irish!! We stand ready to defend the west as well!
Basado.
They will not cross the Kentucky border on my watch
is that opie and anthony?
Defensive wars ain't soldiering m8
We're counting on you
What actually happens in Galicia?
implying they cant do that from north pole
Honoring your oldest alliance, now thats proper soldiering.
as soon as portugal send people to the front we will help. i will personally volunteer. we will not forget our history memegal.
nothing, dont come here, stay in Barcelona, they have black people and are very European!
I love Portugal.
We were forced to send 1500 already and some military vehicles including one ship (pls be not Sagres).
No you're not
YOU HAVE MY SWORD!
Quite literally built for PBC
Based Lusitania
i know, but not to the actual front just for your nato buddys.
It’s truly wonderful.
Other then this the best thing we have is really having the US use Azores as a base.
that's a man
tahnks portuagal :3
based
HOLDFAST
Holy shit! Big bread to put my chouriço.
my fist and only gf was portuguese and i still miss her bros
if its anything like the rest of spain, they make the best ham in the world™
>implying
Portugal had 400 years of these too and 100 years under Spain, retard.
800 casualties a day.
I know a girl from Portugal, shes cute
Yes, excellent. Guard the goat path.
Based Portos. I met a guy who trained military men around the world at a bar. I asked him who the toughest Men were that he ever trained. I thought he was gonna say Israelis or Hungarians or Russians , or some shit.
He looked at me dead eyed and said "honestly....its the Portuguese..they're fucking ruthless"
the ham regions are Huelva, Extremadura and Salamanca, Galicia is seafood and cows
Are you too autistic to see it’s a joke?
The irish air force stands with you
My ancestors...