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>Rey
TLJ was the gamergate for Star Wars boomers

YOU ARE REY, BURGERS
AHAHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAHHAA

execute order 66

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Jesus fuck get outta here

sorry im only a fan of the old movies and darth vader was fuckin based as fuck.

NO MORE BROTHER WARS

Pablo, I...

I'm with Palpatine

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>MY ALLEGIANCE IS TO NATO, TO DEMOCRACY!

Very deep.

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If you think about it the Ukraine is like George Floyd and Russia is like 3 police officers kneeling on his throat and right now the Ukraine can't breath.

Yeah! Strok wymxn will save us! We're just like Star Wars, guys!

Jesus fuckin Christ the attempts at propaganda are fuckin retarded

Guess I'll side with the Senate.

woah deep

>rey
More like geyyyyyyy
Haha got them.

>Every blue checkmark is a literal child
Bring the End. I'm ready.

>Childishly romanticizing one political move from one retarded dictator that's been on power doing shit like that for like 30 years
>Being that desperate to think people are somehow participating in that subject in any possible way

The internet was a mistake

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this is too good to be true

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Send this to the little shitlibs gamers and watch their heads explode.
youtube.com/watch?v=2fzjOlh5g_o

youtube.com/watch?v=_6-WatkC1ME

No, Putin is Xavier leading his team of X Men army with Harry Potter at the helm against the dastardly VOLDEMORT Zelensky who rules on Mount Mordor and leads the Legion of Doom with an iron fist against the God fearing Amazonians that comprise the Ukrainian people.
It's not hard to pick a side.

>Rey Skywalker
>Jyn Erso
Who the fuck are these people? I've seen star wars, they ain't in it.

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Who the fuck in Jyn Erso

>Plane flies over guy's house for 3-4 seconds
>Creates story with cool name
>Comes out as fake and everyone still claps
Pretty odd we didn't get any footage of the Ghost of Kyiv's kills, or sight of the whole plane.

If an adult said this in front of me I would slap the fuck out of him or her. Damn the consequences.

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>choosing the most hated star wars movies to make your point.

I have used this reference before but it never fails to prove itself. The left are "The cult of modern entertainment". They derive all their morals and values from contemporary Stories/Movies/Shows The great writers of their religious lexicon are JJ Abrams or Spielberg. All moral estimation will be derived from some movie or another. this is a product of atheism and rejecting the fables presented for their moral value and adopting an analog in its place

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And I'm Jar Jar Binks. Fuck this idiotic fan boy. I'm not interested in assisting Zion build its Third Temple. That's my side.

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>They literally think everything is like a movie.
I thought that was a joke, but fuck no. The last couple days have proven how debilitated the Western mythos is with analogies to comic books and now this.

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This analogy doesn't even make sense. I might roll my eyes a bit at some faggot soi analogy, but this is literally just
>the people the news says are good are like the good guys from our cartoons
>the people we're told to dislike are like the bad guys from the cartoons!

*follows anakin route*

That should be spread.

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Real Star Wars VS Fake Star Wars. I don't watch the 2 last fake ones.

Well he's got his time periods all mixed up because Rey didn't exist during the alliance, so he's retarded

KEK

>my pop culture references will win the war
Kek

I don't like sci-fi, because I'm not some nerd faggot. Whoever is against globohomo and subhumans is my side.

lul

This. Thank you Krautfag

Poe's Law. We're fucked, m8.

Especially funny when all those stories and Shows are Masonic Jewish fanfiction. Luke Skywalker is Lucifer and Han Solo is Azazel in this inverted Christ myth. It's bullshit on bullshit.
>137 Dead
>137 is 33rd Prime

All so tiresome.

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star wars is gay

putin is darth vader and zelensky is anakin and the dark side will NEVER win against the JEDI

Somebody needs to make a food analogy of the war

why do faggot liberals think everything is a video game, movie or whatever? such a childish mentality.

>pick your side

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Not going to lie, I'd cream myself if Russia had a Winter Soldier.

these analogies are fucking queer.

People are dying and these motherfuckers make Star Wars equivalences. The world is clearly doomed.

oh wow, my wife as the same symbol as a tattoo on her thigh
she must really like aviation

>Could only be better if it was a woman pilot
Holy fuck liberal SJW niggers won't let their bullshit go even in war time.
Maybe Putin should reset the world.

That's essentially how the left works. 100% black or white, no middle ground. It's better to just overlook / memoryhole anything that doesn't fit the narrative, for either side, and when push comes to shose, trying to justify it using the most advanced mental gymnastics. It's better to blow everything that does fit the narrative way out of proportion. Honestly accounting for discrepancies, or recognizing that no one is truly free from blame or truly evil without rational motives is just too damn difficult. Let's surf on emotions, and let's not let facts get in the way.

America the rebel alliance?
hahHahahah
hahaha
hahhhhhhaahahaha

>Luke Skywalker is Lucifer and Han Solo is Azazel in this inverted Christ myth.
That's a bit of a big stretch. Star Wars was just a fantasy story following an ancient template. You don't have to fall into the trap of being some zealous anti-normie. It's possible to enjoy the Star Wars films as fun entertainment

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Amusingly the big bad of that movie is Aussie. Rogue 1.

Ukraine: Happy Gilmore
Russia: Shooter McGavin

Someone help me understand who is harry potter in this war and who are the death makers?

>Ukraine is like PeePee
>Russia is like PooPoo

Position is to flush toilet.

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arne't the "rebel alliance" terrorists though ?

There's plenty of sides to pick at Applebees! Proud sponsor of Kike Wars 2.0.

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Empire has better aesthetics