Holy shit, I never thought about it like this

Shut the fuck up chinklet ignoramus we are part of the global south

Why can't millennials just read another fucking book?

the strange thing is that his username and handle are based on a relatively obscure fantasy series written to be catholic and generally read by people who are elitist about it

WHY WE CANT HAVE NORMAL ALLYES HOLY SHIT ITS SO TIRESOME

>global south
>Italy
>Florida: hold my beer

Uraine is george floyd is what helps me understand the situation

The Empire in Star Wars are the good guys. They just lost.

it's just like my marvel movies

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This is what happens if your mind gets fucked by mainstream media shit for years. It's almost like they are living in an alternate reality.

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Right.
Think of it as nothing moar than fantasy!

Its all a rigged game

This is the thinking of a literal child

Florida is honorary Italy by virtue of being half boomerland and half a land of screeching brown monkeys

Kek
He's a moor sandingger
He thinks pootin will eliberate his cunt but he'll end up with a bullet in his head cause some based globohomo remover will confuse him with a nafri

Russia is Mordor, Ukraine is Gondor

Genuine mental illness and brain washing

Thanks for the useful tip, now time to report the faggot to reddit mods for putting citizens in danger lmao

I just laughed until there were tears in my eyes, fair enough hahahahaha

>It's Just like MOVIES!
They really dont live in reality...

this can't be real

What does it feel like knowing that when the US crumbles you're next, gypsy?

>cites the work of a known transphobe
begone bigot

This is clearly mocking the people who unironically say stuff like this

those burgerfat analogies gave me indigestion. gotta go change my diaper now.

orange man bad
russia bad
putin bad

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>Pringles reader
>Taking Harry Potter seriously
It's your own fake and gay post

Photo of person who made that post

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nigger stacy abrams talks about how evil russia is so fuck you nigger i'm on russias side.

I think of Putin as Lincoln and Ukraine is like the south.

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"The West" is an assertion of non whites that doesn't accurately reflect white people and their collective interests. Similar to how "Capitalism" is an assertion of Marxists that doesn't really exist.

So Ukraine are technically the bad guys and Russia is the based side? Did they even watch the movies?

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Wow it's totally like that one time in Spiderman. The Ukraine rebels are like SPIDERMAN and Russia is like Oscorp and Putin is like Jonah Jameson who just wants pictures of Spiderman

Who honestly knows anymore? They've been self-parodies of themselves for some time now.

Read? Book? Kek. They've seen the movies.

>Florida is honorary Italy
kek
why would anyone honor florida and why italy of all countries

i need to catch up on these references. i just can't stay focused during these movies.

Because what happens over there matters over here. When you see a small kid being bullied, you show sympathy, help them recover, sometimes even fight for them, for justice. That is what we may like if it were us in their place.

Pootang and the russians are the rebels Ukrainians are the ewoks and NATO is the empire.

Lucky you...

Cry more moor sandingger
Watch yourself in a mirror from time to time
You fuckers are already replaced
No need to lose time on pol

I think of Ukraine as a free country and Russia as run by a despot.

Russia is like the biggest country in the world why would they need more?

I think we (EU) should send high tech weaponry to Ukraine, tank killers, airforce killers, ship killers, warfare system, and close combat warfare protection suits and weapons (all the shit we have).

The Ukranians has to establish their own territory by themselves but this is an unbalanced fight. A Russia that has planned and prepared for this for two decades vs Ukrainians just defending their country.

When i heard that Putin actually authorized nukes i think this is a guy not in full balance, maybe its time for the Russians people to wake up, nobody wants the 3rd world war, it could mean the extinction of mankind ...

It deflect attention from other leftist failures.

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>IT'S LIKE HARRY POTTERRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

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The global south starts at Rome

Mama-mia! When you disrespecta the motherland, you disrespecta the pizza!

Leftist hate Russia/Putin because "muh election" and "muh trump be in bed with Putin". Rightoids meanwhile (even most "based" ones on Any Forums) are closeted republicunts who immediately support "their" government even if it's lead by a dementia addled pedo when their "patriotism" is called into question. They're basically two sides of the same coin.

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It's not just Star Wars and Harry Potter. They also know Hunger Games. So, very wide exposure to contemporary literature (on screen).

Now I know Russia is the real protaganist

>nobody wants the 3rd world war
Speak for yourself, faggot. I hope Jewtin bombs your shithole.

we aren't..most of these retards couldn't find ukraine on a map.

But the empire are the good guys...

>Murders millions of muzzies
>we stick up for the little guy
pick one.

Fair enough chingiz
Are you guys shitting your pants btw? With Russia so close I haven't heard much of Finns

wtf i hate russia now

well if you ask some people feet and penises go hand in hand
not me I’m not a foot guy

Cry harder gypsy mongrel, the work started by turks will be finished in the near future

Ukrainians are demons

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These people are completely self absorbed to delusional levels. It's pathetic.

I'm assuming these are references to some Hollywood man boy fantasy?

Sir, this is a firing squad
Now face the wall please

We're Huffelpuff just chillin and watching

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>OMG guys this just like that magic bookerino series!!!

The history of this war will be written by the winners, not by a faggot magic book series. Kndpg

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>I never thought about it like this
Nor did I, because I'm not fucking 12 years old.

>OP is obviously one of us memeing
>some retards actually take it at face value
2016 and its consequences have been a disaster for Any Forums

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>HAHA WOW HARRY BASEDYER AND ONIONS WARS ANALOGY SO FUCKING FUNNY LMFAO IM DEAD

Now THIS is the actual worst take ever.
These are the "people" you share the franchise with.

Ukraine is like Mario and Russia is like Bowser

that is so fucking cringe that I fully support the global internet infrastructure be nuked from high orbit and then it should be punishable by immediate death to even talk about it

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>not thinking the Empire are the good guys
How can anyone be a fan of Star Wars and not recognise the absolute state of the Republic in the prequels