How would Captain Picard deal with this crisis?
How would Captain Picard deal with this crisis?
Gabriel Martinez
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Joshua Scott
Forget about the pandemic already Goy!
There were no masks, mandates or social distancing!
IT IS ALL MANDELA EFFECT!
Effective false memory Goy!
O look, le Putinman is doing a bad thing!
O now! le bad man has le invaded the Ukraina.
We never paid 6 million shekels and bought a paid sticky on Fo Chang!
World war 3 has ofishally began! here you are talking about Covid and shit! It was never that serious..
Take you meds and panic over Le Puting! NOW!
MANDELA EFFECT
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Andrew Baker
>How would Captain Picard deal with this crisis?
My guess is that he would of tried a diplomatic resolution. Something the globohomo governments of the West didn't do rather than just spent weeks before the invasion predicting when it was going to happen.
Leo James
He'd set a course for risa and engage at warp 9
Austin Evans
>Worf: Captain, we're now in range.
>Riker: Mister Worf! Lock on the quantum torpedoes on Israel.
>Picard: Full spread, Mister Worf, fire ate will.
>Troi: farts
Leo Diaz
have the transporter computer lock onto spark plugs of the Russian vehicles and yank them right out of their vehicles
Grayson Brown
He would have photon'd both Moscow and Kiev
Brayden Nguyen
I wish but Picard never listened to Worf
Gavin Lewis
He wouldn't, that would violate the temporal prime directive.
Juan Sanders
Aaron Hughes
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Benjamin Cooper
He did occasionally. When they were facing the true evil.
Isaac Campbell
He would let those Klingons join the Federation and the Starfleet.
Dominic Baker
Easton Ross
Honestly? He wouldn't do anything because of the prime directive.
If he was here and wasn't in starfleet he would probably kill Putin though.
Justin Nguyen
Joseph Bennett
Computer, create a perfect replica of 21st century Russian politician Natalia Poklonskaya, but give her large lactating mamaries.
Landon Miller
He would go into the simulation room and engage in his daily detective homoerotic story
Lucas Cooper
Intervention would violate the prime directive. He'd sit back and watch.
Levi Brooks
Tea, Earl Grey, hot
Landon Thomas
Jason Ward
Ignore it, because getting involved would violate the Prime Directive.
Eli Thomas
i agree but he also chose to violate the prime directive multiple times for the greater good. i think location and instantly transporting putin into the core of the earth is probably for the best. including for russia.
Ayden Reed
Adrian Cruz
For fucks sake, we're a bunch of nerds
This isn't a planet ending war and has no consequences for the rest of the quadrant. It would be ignored.
Blake Reed
I'm going to sleep
Pleasant dreams all and good luck with everything.
Elijah Evans
he'd sit by and observe because he's from the future, but maybe interfere at some point to some degree if there was some kind of fuckery (especially space fuckery) going on
Asher Cooper
>transporting putin into the core of the earth
Yeah, let's dispose of the one crazy puppet only, but let the puppeteers go about their business.
Jackson Martinez
He said Picard not riker
Grayson Howard
Genocide all niggers, spics, kikes, bug people and slavs.
Parker Myers
He once pushed the Klingons into civil war and then walked away smug AF. Then he got mad when Worf left to fight in it. I think Picard would be as big a fuck up about Ukraine as Biden has been.
Andrew Long
cringe
Christopher Peterson
He would unwillingly cause World War III and in an attempt to escape the blast of the nuclear detonation they will attempt to warp through the planet using the blast as some form of temporal paradox entry loop and end up fucking around in Soviet Russia wearing silly hats in some filler episode.
Gabriel Bailey
he'd nuke it from orbit
it's the only way to be sure
Nicholas Rogers
He would go on pol and create posts asking basic questions that could be googled in a few seconds shitting up the board with his dumbass shit and annoying everybody and causing decent threads to get archived after like two minutes. He would do this every day and never notice he's being a retard fag even if someone says something he still wouldn't notice
Caleb Miller
lmao
Blake Mitchell
This.
Russians are acting like gaylords but the west is just as guilty for perpetuating this half baked cold war and giving them no reason to fall in line.
Hudson Reyes
"Shields to maximum. Attack pattern Delta"
Alexander Miller
This guy had the best story arc in the entire series.
James Jones
I don't remember that episode.
Mason Allen
Hopes and prayers... ENGAGE!
Luke Johnson
That's Data.
Austin Watson
The silly hats part actually makes this sound like a legit TNG episode. I think Spock in the original series probably has the record for most silly hats though.
Easton Ortiz
the nth degree was my favourite
Nicholas Bennett
There are no human wars in his time. Not even crime, so he would never be faced with it.
If he went to some alien world with wars he would most likely ignore it because directive.
Benjamin Wilson
Tea. Earl Grey. Hot.
Kevin Sanchez
Engage!