Draft Dodging Thread

If WW3 starts because of Russia/Ukraine, how are you bros planning to dodge the draft?

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I’m the only son of a land owning family, which exempts me

Lump hammer. Big toe. Problem solved

if you're in college or have a medical condition that is historically always worked in mutt america user. But if WW3 does happen they will 100% change it, different times back then. Run to Mexico and fuck latinas for a living.

i'm exempt

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I will just say no, and that's it, if they want they can shoot me dead right there. I'm not lifting a finger for this hell culture

I already served my time, but if they came back to bring me in, they will be unsuccessful.
Sorry, just not getting drafted is all HAHAHAHAHAHA

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Simple. I'm too old and unhealthy.

I am mentally retarded and unvaxxed

Dodge?

I'm too old and broken from prior service to be drafted. Also I served my mandatory 8 years already.

No it doesn't retard. That's only if you have siblings that all died in combat. Grab your shit and get on the bus.

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there will be no draft retard
and why would you dodge it anyway? it is the perfect opportunity to fuck zog by fragging as many american officers and soldiers as possible before dying
fuck around and find out, kikes

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I'm not. I served. I will gladly show the cops where you live and see that you are arrested for not serving your country you cowards!

Should have gone in when they were giving away free college and served in peace time. You missed your chance chumps!

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Just become a sex offender and they won't draft you

Why would you want to?
Get drafted, get access to military hardware, then turn it against the ZOG.

I'm gay unvaxxed and schizophrenic sis

By living in Australia and also being 41. I’ve had a fucking awesome life, have fun zoomers

Did my time, service connected disability, I'll be innawoods back home when Red Dawn happens though. My ROE's will be much more lax then they were in the Marine Corps. WOLVERINES!!!

if they try to make me fight for a country i don't give a fuck about (both ukraine and australia) i'm gonna teamkill the instant they give me a gun

>how are you bros planning to dodge the draft?

just not go lmao

By being 34 and legally blind without my glasses. There's a *lot* of zoomers ahead of my ticket

God i hope this happens. All these fucking zoomers gett8ng btfo would be great

>I already served my time
You served Israel well my son.