Chinese troops land in California tomorrow

What would you do?

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Laugh at the Jews because they don’t realize the west coast is already Asian.

>LOOONG ass wheelbase
What did they mean by this?

I wouldn't care because I am actually intelligent, well-mannerrd, and have work ethic so I fit in with east Asians very well. If they treated me well I would prefer living under their rule versus this bullshit homocracy

I would fyck up every slant eyed mother fucker I see. And there are a lot. I'm pretty sure it'd be justified in a "war scenario" but given this state I'd still be arrested and public enemy number one... They littleraly own all the land in the Bay Area. In not even kidding

better for hills? stability at speed? just guessing

They really wanna get stuck on slopes

modern military vehicle design, especially wheeled armored vehicles, is absolutely fucktarded

let them take on the mexican and black gangs

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They are to scared to take a little island while the world is in conflict, they won't do shit

Replace every staircase in every building with escalators. Chinks have an innate fear of them and thus would be unable to secure any building with more than 1 floor short of blowing it up.

ask for some stirfry

>laugh as the panic they cause in attempting to land causes Los Angeles to drink it's entire water supply
>Chinese somehow make it ashore
>absolutely no water and USMC inbound

I bet they'd start swimming back to their ships if they wouldn't get killed on sight for retreating

Why would China need to invade itself?

What the fuck are you gonna need a wheelbase for high speeds when you're waddling through muddy beaches in bumfuck Taiwan west coast. Those things are supposed to eat through terrain, not beat high speed records on the Autobahn. Not even a Chiron could max out that wheelbase.
That's what I was thinking.
Kek, the recent american scam one was ebin. I feel for your guys.

>wwyd?
move to California

I would let Pajeet take the wheels off with a baseball bat like he did to their Humvee. Muhahaaaha. My sides Chan!

A bang shoot behind every blade of grass.

California? Nothing, I wouldn't object if they nuked California as long as they stopped there. If they showed signs of invading the region that I live in, I would become one of the rifles behind every blade of grass.

Carpet nuke California.
It kills Chinese and Californians.
Win-Win.

Claim my Chinese gf

i'd be ok
but they have to promise to keep all the californians

Assault California from the east.