This is our chance mates. We can take NZ while no one is watching. Finally our country will have actual mountains

This is our chance mates. We can take NZ while no one is watching. Finally our country will have actual mountains.

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Do it, take out that lane President they have. Old Chinese proverb say, Bogan who corral horse no fight emu

would be a net benefit to NZ

great, two faggot nations merging into one

I dunno, fren. Breaking out of the microwave prison state first may be best or you're just giving them more land and resources.

you pussies would put on masks and line up for shots if jacinda brayed at you

Take control of some of those smaller islands while you're at it.

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Honestly I don’t think the kiwis would even care if we annexed them. So what’s the point

nah, gotta wait till the Chinese make there move then get it off them.

Fuck yeah why not, let's kick it off ya cunts

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I can't tell which is which. Same flag, like Mexico and Italy for Spanish countries.
Also all of Ireland should just be part of England, and there shouldn't be Asian countries other than Japan or China.

Having Maoris makes it not worth it.

Our greatest philosopher thinks that NZ should become part of Aussie anyway: vjmpublishing.nz/?p=26540

we have enough dole bludging maori's why would you want to Annex more?

Don't do it, they'll deploy emu squad!

>Canada

go for it
unfortunately the Maori already killed and ate them all

The average IQ of both countries would go down.

Looks like they're avoidable.
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Take Japan and neuter the anime threat while your at it

digits and aussies take over the elites bunkers

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> Empire of Oceania by 2030
What should the flag be?

>A
>FUCKING
>LEAF

Stop giving me ideas, mate.

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>Emu
>Height
~1.72m
>Weight
~50kg
>current conservation status
Least concern
>Wars won against Australians armed with modern technology
1

>Giant Moa
>Height
~2m to top of body, ~3.6m neck outstreched
>Weight
~230kg
>Current conservation status
Extinct
>Wars won against a bunch of hungry brown guys with spears
0

Moa died out pretty recently too so we have Moa DNA. Don't think we won't do it

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Are you telling me Uluru isn't a real mountain?

Make a go fund me. I will donate to your war effort but you also must produce a sex tape with Jacinda.

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Oh, yeah, I really want to pay for the welfare of the remaining 49% of New Zealanders.

It's a big rock.

So Lads if China invades us after Scotty and Ninja Turtle Dutton keep pushing us further into something we cant win DO you think we will get guns like Ukraine's populace is receiving.

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We must respect the leaf. They are the only ones in the whole west who put up a half-decent fight against the restriction of freedoms. We are weak in comparison

Underappreciated post also chekd

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> It's basically just japan's flag but with letterboxing
The chode is a nice touch.
A+ art.

“the only ones in the West who stood up”
>still puts the queen on money

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and who is going to fucking mow it?