HAPPENING! Canada to take back Alaska

> Multiple sources report seeing Canadian Forces converging near the Alaskan border
> Martial law
> 99% of US military budget focused on expanding Israel
We're taking it back boys.

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*sigh* ok.

Hawaii soon

Then Russia takes it back from you. Alaska was never canuck. We bought it from Ivan. You fucking retarded leaf.

fuck it's true....

the jews fear greater canuckistan

you're going to be a leaf soon

Those things take 200 liters of fuel to travel 100 km.

which is roughly 30 gallons for 70 miles.

No joke, I'd have to kill you if you put the moose in danger

Bro...you realize our national guard units would mog you, correct?

Come on over, Wang. Just cross superior. I am waiting.

>taking it back boys
it was never your in the first place tho

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you faggots got fucking rekt buy a bunch of retards that get paid to stare out a window all day. fuck off.

Nasty girls can't fight their way out of a paper bag retard

>Canada
>Doing anything
Nice joke OP leaf niggers are limp wristed faggots that suck refugee cocks.

you probably have a decent chance with Biden and Milley in charge.

fun fact, those are swedish light track vehichles and they are powerd by a little v6 ford
i did the kickdown adjustment on the tranny on one of those bad boys

as a general rule, if a vehicle's fuel consumption can be stated more clearly as L/KM than KM/L then it is a cool vehicle

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Tickle fight!

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sorry sweaty, the national guard is busy teaching teaching little kids that they are racist and protecting your fake president

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>he uses metric
dude those humvees are slow as fuck, 6.5s with no turbo, cooling system is a nightmare too
fuckin thing can air up or air down tire pressure at the flip of a switch though .....
neat brakes as well.

who did you vote for?

Thx for laughs

No thanks. You can keep Somalia Jr and Detroit

Based Jap.

PPC

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lol

I bet you got a great interest rate for your new Tesla!

lol

I said Superior. Not Michigan or Huron. Christ, Leaf, your geography is on par with most of my retarded country men. Come enjoy the Yoop. We'll make fun of the shitten together.

>Bfa on their rifles.

another one?

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THIS ONE! DRAFT ME FOR THIS ONE!! I don't want to go fight Russians, I'll fight canucks and geese.

Invade with what we've to 2k deployable infantry and we set them to Europe. Decent chance their already dead.

Alaska was never part of Canada.