EVACUATE TO RURAL AREAS NOW

LANDS WILL BE TAKEN TO SERVE THE CITY EVACUEES

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I’m homeless, can I come stay with you?
I can act as a foot soldier

>northern wisconsin
but why

Not ottawa? But why

Take my advice I am very smart.
Just keep a bugout bag ready with basic precautions it's not a big deal.

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Could have at least put some of these random dots on big cities

I think they think that's where greenbay is.

oh my god please fucking nuke me
im ready to die

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Let's be honest. Most people here will die within a few months if all the major cities are nuked.

Those nukes in canada are for me, sorry frens.

not gonna happen lmao

Incorrect. That is regime media lies like nuclear winter.

FOWF

I'd rather die in nuclear devastation than turn to canabilism.

This fear mongering is retarded. Russia told you not to interfere in their business, so if you do and they decide to nuke us, that's the government's fault.

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If i see any city faggot near i'll kick their asses, fuck off sissys

I’m more and more considering the idea that he meant destroying our internet infrastructure. Nukes are one thing, and would get him destroyed too, but taking us offline? America would fucking go insane within a week and we couldn’t even retaliate like we could if he nuked us.

The blast radius for Calgary is hilarious compared to other targets

>no colorado where norad exists
so random and has absolutely no clue lmfao

>Mexico City
FUCK

If it's the governments fault, I guess we have nothing to worry about.

If that snow nigger hits Texas Russians world wide will be fucked

you fucks made your bed in the cosmopolitan cities…you city slickers have no clue what we have planned for you soft fucks when you show up begging

Oh fuck off why would Calgary get hit but not Toronto, NUKE FUCKING TORONTO, PLEASE.

>Florida Panhandle not marked.
Fake fucking image, Russia would target military bases, not Miami.

The point wouldn’t be to eradicate civilians ya ding dong. We’re not talking about the Chinks here.

Did he lose money on Aaron Rogers?

why the fuck are we in there

Miami has nuclear weapons, retard

they're not targetting SAC at Barksdale either. whoever did that map is an idiot.

I thought this was your land, spic.

MRW the Nazi scientists the Soviets kidnapped are the ones who invented the tic tac UFOs

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Do it, fucking retards. Bronze Age Reset incoming, post apocalyptic aesthetic

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Oh please do, i wanna see the zoom zooms commit mass suicide once their only form of dopamine drug is removed from them

Oh no, don't nuke the places where all the liberals live. Stop. Don't.

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Yeah Barksdale and Eglin would go.
But they did actually put Whiteman AFB on this map, which makes it at least slightly more believable than the other one that gets bandied about here.

Whats going on in saint louis? What is the difference between the bolder, larger circles and the smaller, outlined ones?

slick bussies and eager mouths

Sorry user I don't watch homoball so I don't get the reference.

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do it

I’m going Tyvek chic for general purpose daywear.

What else is there to kill in Green Bay but Aaron Rogers for sucking at homoball?

>knows everything about the NFL
faggot

Both are useless targets, Winnipeg with its BSL4 lab and NATO command....... Not to mention North Dakota has a shit load of SILOS...

This is BS

Unironically nukes aren't real.