How long was it since you last had sex?

how long was it since you last had sex?

4 years here (since i converted to Catholicism i.e. the true faith)
Remember: the Jew and the Commie hates the volcel and despises marriage.

>marriage (noun): divine union of a man and a woman

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26 years

4 months

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>inb4 degenerate american/israeli shill

4 days . Beautiful escort , I even tipped her . She asked why am I single, I said listen babe I like bang bad bitches .

last month.

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which of my criteria does my thread apply on

>3 years. I'm not even ugly, I just legit don't care. Too old to be chasing thots, and prefer to be left alone. I dabbled on Dating Site, but just think it's all too weird. I may never have sex again, but whatever.

2 weeks

1 month, although before that it was 2 years

don't care its ww3

she has a pig nose

im NOT an incel
i strongly advocate wholesome marital heterosexual sex

ok, we can take some ukrainian refugees, but only the girls

>catholicism
>the true faith
Have you read the quran cover to cover?

4/5 hours, will do again when she wakes up, she asked me why i'm not coming to bed, stupid femoid doesn't understand that it is primordial that i stay up all night to analyze a conflict i won't ever see first hand

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2 weeks. Trying not to booze as much. Doesn't help that girls offer to buy me drinks and jellow shots and etc.

data mining

i expected a discussion on fornication not these useless answers

>how long was it since you last had sex?
Maybe 2008 or 9, I honestly can't remember.

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i became celibit through my own decision in 2016. ive stuck by it and had like 5 faps. my temper gets the better of me and women have a knack for pushing me past go, so i decided it would be better to live with my mother, whom i hate. lmao.

i dont care, i am proud of my monk status. i was a slag for 20 years and regret the lot.

35; never had sex.

first thing i do in the morning, i fuck your mom.
i keep doing this until it's 11pm and then i'll go to sleep.

Here to say I agree that marriage is between man and woman and god not govenrment.

64 years

Answer the question

why is this comic out of order?

Catholics advocate for celibacy not inceldom. incels are all atheists antinatalists.

7yrs, i just never cared about sex

18 hrs ago w/ my titcow gf

3 days ago
we're married, and we're older (late 40s and early 50s)
maybe once or twice a week, but sometimes we get busy with work/the kids

5 months ago

Last night. Perks of having a wife

jesus still thinks you are a whore