Ukrainebros.. I don't feel good..
Ukrainebros.. I don't feel good
Aiden Hill
Leo Parker
oh, fuck. Ukraine walking on deadly grounds now.
Liam Adams
Damn. Looks like Ukraine is "Under Siege 2: Dark Territory"
Kayden Morris
We have to be living in a simulation
Andrew Fisher
I am sorry to hear that.
Ethan Campbell
Lmao they're using tatical seagal's somebody stop them!
Kevin Green
Notice the ninjas in the background. Maybe American Fighter? What's going on here?
Ayden Foster
Too based to be fake
Alexander Foster
It's over
Brandon Peterson
>cia asset
>mob ties
>took on the yakuza
>broke James Bond's wrist
>made a film about the environment before Al Gore
>deputy sheriff
>black belt in martial arts
>action icon
>wine connoisseur
>independent film star
>reality TV star
>dramatic TV star
>author
>screen writer
>director
>musician
>energy drink line owner
>Buddhist deity
>Sex Symbol
>Ambassador
>friends with putin
>climbed Hollywood in less than a decade
>spared jcvds life
>grew his hair back
Jack Martin
Because now, I will snatch every motherfucker Ukrainian
Ethan Bell
How old is this fag?
Jaxon Martinez
Kek
Christopher Russell
A Seagal just flew ower my house
Hudson King
>fag
That pony tailed alpha could kill you in less than a second without you even knowing
Robert Moore
Oh fuck, there was rumour going around the Taliban recieved training fromSteven Seagul.
Prepare your anus, ukrain.
Noah Campbell
He also is known to accompany mercenaries when they attack third world villages. There's no telling how many women and children Seagal has murdered. Most dangerous game playing motherfucker.
Adam Nelson
ss is baste af
Colton Turner
Pic related: Steven "Big Stev" Seagal landing in Kiev airport
Robert Ross
He is no stix Larkin.
Ryan Campbell
live from inside kiev
Easton Nelson
He's got a black belt in aikido, which is basically a highly ritualized version of taking it in the ass. A highly valued skill in Muttland, I hear.
Nathaniel Wilson
he's still mad we called him fat
Easton Harris
H-he's fast!
Jayden Edwards
Steven Seagull in da house? Hide da fucking fridge from that fatso, Ukrainebros!
Ryan Myers
Cumtown's Steven Seagal bit is amazeballs.
Sebastian Phillips
They hate him. All of his trash talkers are jewish.....
James Flores
ANYBODY SEEN HUNTER??
ANYONE KNOW WHY HUNTER DID THE WIFE OF BEAU?
Ryan Baker
Is he the new Sam Hyde?
Julian Foster
Based. Now I'm sure Russia is the good guy.
William Sanchez
underrated
Bentley Thomas
>I'm just a cook
Kayden Nguyen
is this fucking real?
Bentley Bennett
>Ukraine walking on deadly grounds now.
The best part about this joke is that the reality of Steven Segal being banned from Ukraine as a national security threat.
google.com
Hunter Gonzalez
he runs like a girl tho
Justin Edwards
Is that why he doesn't move in his new movies? Have been storing up all that akido energy for this?
Gabriel Allen
Rumor has it, Ukrainian forces have a brutal mercenary on their side, Semen Hydenko.
Grayson Jenkins
Oh no, don't get him excited or he gets lactating mantits
Justin Rivera
holy kek
Joshua Evans
Yeah, just seen it myself
Evan Harris
They know he is just an actor, right?
Anthony Wright
there's no girlier running than this
Noah Parker
>not so fast pidor
Adrian Bailey
Ukraine is finished
Alexander Carter
I hope the Ukraines have knife proof vests.
Wyatt Stewart
do think this will part of his new russia reality tv show
STEVEN SEAGAL AS SPETSNAZ.
Brody Hall
true story, i did a study abroad in kyiv in 2007/8. met an american guy who would take rich western sex tourists around to the top tier prostitutes. he said seagall would come out there every few months, had tons of pictures of him on brothel yachts and stuff. cracked me up. he loves his slavic women. hes there for the rape