Question

Can a medical marijuana patient get drafted?

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im going to celebrate by getting stoned and getting head from a trap

DIG THE FUCKING HOLE

Imagine being such a druggie lowlife addict that it's a challenge to go THREE days without weed.

You don't get the joke, do you?

Probably not. Are you in one of those medical-only states where you pay like $70 for a half quarter?

Just call the drill sergeant a nigger. They'll remove you real quick.

Nope. You are considered an addict, they wont let you in the military

We call them eighths because we're not retarded

3 days
>Tree days
I'll see you guys on Febuary 32nd!

Ok I only noticed after about it being nonexistent dates, but I still stand by my hatred of stoners.

A stoner pointed out your mistake. Lay off the tea mate

>paying more than $100/28g for AAAA
Yes actually you are retarded

worst pakistan is against weed, color me surprised.

If I can go without for 6 months anybody can do three days.

I also have to pay a fee to the state and a doctor for the privilege of medicating with a plant

6 months?
Try 2 and a half years.
Tbh I'm trying to quit altogether.

Yeah, they make you sign a morale waiver saying you'll never do it again.

I hope the THC mutates the worms inside of you into super worms

Must be the day they're gonna spray the new covaids strain out of the airplanes...

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That's called freedom right?

Bros I used to smoke daily and stopped for a few years. Now when I try it I get bad panic attacks. Are there any strains that are kinder regarding this shit? Thinking about micro dosing to see if that gets me back on the saddle.

Get something with a one-to-one ratio of THC to CBD or just get some straight CBD if you're a real faggot

Pop a starr of death or two and you'll be fine

Been there although at times I wonder why I bother quitting , but I know its not good for the lungs and wallet.
I do love growing it though.

Gorilla glue is a human right

Smoke something with a bit of CBD in it. It's snake oil as medicine but reverses the side effects of THC. Ideally you'd get a THC strain and a pure CBD strain. Smoke the former first and if you feel like panicking smoke a bit of the latter until it goes away.

Just have a toke, it doesn't take much when your tolerance is back to zero, like start at one puff and go from there.

kys faggot

Modern weed is super potent so you're getting anxiety from it now that you have no tolerance. You should use majority CBD and work your way back to majority THC.