HES LIVE

NOT THE HECKIN BANKERINOS

we're putting sanctions on you!!!
p-please putin, give us gas...we're sorry for making you mad but our pipeline got close for some reason...putin..please, just give us gas...ugh...
thanks a lot republicucks!! you made gas prices soar

listen fat

Fuck sanctions, make the nukes fly old man

>Canada freezes citizen accounts
>United States freezer foreign bank accounts
Is this seriously all we got?

The damn teleprompter is too far

I love the sign language lady's expressions
She's really getting into it

russia gets no tech from us! now they have to do deals with china, the leading producer of computer chips. take that!!!
hope you enjoy those frozen assets, we'll be enjoying our frozen ice cream

>I love the sign language lady's expressions
> She's really getting into it
They do that to communicate the tone of the speaker and emphasis/anger/seriousness

>Not sending troops
COWARD!
TRUMP WOULD HAS BROUGHT THE FIGHT TO FUCKING RUSKIES

I love it how they shot him up with adrenaline

she looks like shes trying to be a sassy twitter memelord

He's doing nothing, then. Quite clear all the troops he's moved about aren't allowed to do fighting Russia. What's the fucking point? Ukranian QT3.14s will be needing a shoulder to cry on soon

she should be falling asleep

kek
And slurring her sign

tell me when he shits his pants

boop beep boob

Sanctions hurt Americans not Russia so much.

>PWEETY PWEESE DONT WAISE GWAS PWICES

What a bumbling fucking faggot.

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>i'll do everything i can to limit pain at the gas pump for americans
>except re-open the keystone
>soz, no refunds

>Comments hidden
>Downvotes hidden
This is your democracy bros

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This fake pres. Is predictable. Going to talk tough. Squint narrow his brows and try to look tough and shit like a puppet. Bla bla. We the good guys and Russia is bad, bla bla something about sanctions and red lines. Hope Russia's hyper Sonic missiles are for real and not just hype.

THIS AGGRESSION CAN NOT STAND MAN

Nothings going to happen is it?

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>america stands up for freedom
>btw get the vaxx or you're fired chud

He cucked out, what a pathetic weasel

there's no bigger bully than poopy pants Biden

Fuck Joe Biden
Fuck Ukraine
Fuck Israel

I HATE JOE BIDEN

>Can't even pronounce criminal
Fuck this fake and gay president.

economic depression, war... we are only just entering the second year of bidens administration...

Afghanistan Done.
Ukraine Almost Done.
Next- Taiwan
.... democrat voters are stupid

Joe Biden inspires confidence with every word. Confidence in the enemy

Bring back Trump. He would had kicked Putin's ass.

nice president mutts.

Sounds like he's fighting a lisp with every word.

I think Joe has the right of this. We are not going to war with Russia when they are in the right

>
LOOOOOOOOOOL???? Imagine what the fuck is this old nigger saying

Fuck trump, dude was a spineless coward
Give me obama

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He's gripping the podium with all his might to keep from falling over

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Imagine the balls on this guy calling someone else a tyrant.

He needs to speak the fuck up and talk directly into the microphone jesus fucking tapdancing christ. Its like he is falling asleep at the god damn podium.

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kek what a coward old man faggot

>The contest between democracy and autocracy
Fucking lol

Get that spineless nigger out of here.

>answering scripted questions
>clearly reading his pre-written answers
fucking LOL

all your Ukrainian diaspora in the US supported Biden
enjoy the results

*lick

Russia doesn’t need the US to survive

WHY IS HE MUMBLING
CANT HEAR SHIT

I don't care how gung-ho fanatical the Russian troops may be, none of them are going to fight on an empty stomach.

He can't even get full sanctions

Our Commander-in-sniff...

lol, the guy that did nothing the last time russia invaded ukraine

we need kamala in charge. It's time

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah

*GRIPPP*

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What did they mean by this?

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HOW IS THIS ALLOWED WTF??

This man is a failure and these reporters are kikes

Obama is your man if you want to kill children.

Nigger got a notecard

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Unironically it wasn't that bad of a speech. Unfortunately it had to come from his mouth.

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Ukranian bro, i cried a little earlier. I want the world to reset, but i don't want the russians pressing the button and now you are caught in some megalomaniac dream of an office boy Putin.
>Sorry and i hope you win the war.
>Sorry for the west being full of pussies.

A good presentation voice doesn’t mean good diplomacy. He should’ve just been a rapper or a sports announcer

Senile-in-charge

>"I have no idea what he's threatening

Um, yeah you do.

You better know.

This stupid son of a bitch again.

here we go with the fox news clown Peter Doocy

>Is he threatening a nuclear strike?
>Will he attack outside of ukraine?

American journalists are parasites

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Oh no, not the sanctions!

>we
How many times do we have to tell you that Western governments are literally just hostile cliques of international bankers until you understand what that means? Yes, this is the core of their power, their primary tool.

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>>Sir the economy has been down for 2 years, hyperinflation up for 2 years
>Not my fault. It's because of something that happened today

his intonation is panicked. he has no idea how to deal with this.

>the notion this is going to last a long time is highly unlikely
WW1 vibes

Show flag nigger

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not a wise guy confirmed

Did he almost talk about confidential shit in his speech?
What the fuck was that?

What did he mean by this?

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Holy Fuck, Biden is so lost

>"[Putin] wants to re-establish the former Soviet Union"

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Probably doesn't even know where he is rn

Did Biden just not answer her? lol

>It will so weaken his country that he's going to have to make a very very difficult choice....of working with China and crushing the US

Lmaooo this

this is the first time i have heard him speak in anything longer than a clip
this is hilarious

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Mentions three different things
>this is two different things

>with all due respect Mr President, what MORE are you waiting for?

Based

Who is this media poo?

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dibs on the cutie on the right

>oh shit hard question, better just ignore it
Holy shit, this is insane.

>They are profound sanctions!!! They're really big!!!

she went off script

>"I don't speak to whores"
t. chad biden

t.me/intelslava/20289
more explosions in kiev

>JUST WAIT 2 MORE WEEKS FOR THE SANCTIONS TO WORK

KEK

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Lol the guy that gave crimera to russia. Yeah brimg him back putin would be scared. Assad was afraid when obama drew some red lines and everyone laughed at the king and ignored him

THE COLD WAR IS BACK ON

youtube.com/watch?v=6-DAoK20ViQ

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NOT PREPARED TO COMMENT

>cant distinguish between poo in loo and based sikh
cringe

wtf is happening

He couldn't because it wasn't part of the deal he made with Vlad. This is all fucking theater

Bidens denture voice is awful

>not prepared to comment on China

because you know China's going to back them and also go after taiwan in the future with russia's backing in return later

>Let's have a conversation in another month or so and see if they're working
LMAO LETS JUST WAIT A MONTH AND SEE IF OUR STRATEGY WORKS GUYS ITS FINE
Biden is in Putin's pocket, all of that bullshit about Trump was projection

SANCTIONS AS EFFECTIVE AS THE MASKS THAT THE SLAVE CASTE IS WEARING

Not prepared to comment? What the fuck does that potentially mean?

GOOD MORNING, SIRS

nigger

Why the fuck is he laughing

Uh, I can't comment on getting China to help us...

Biden is fucked. This is the first real press conference he has had. The press and the elites are over Biden.

>reporters are still wearing masks

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INDIA

>well, anyway
Fuck, even Kamala would be a better president at this point

ah arigatou american san for being willing to sacrifice your zoomers for us

DO NOT REDEEM

The poo speaks! Yes, we will protect you Sirs!

GOOD MORNING SIRS

Holy shit this is embarrassing

yes, in some studio

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What's wrong with the USA? This cunt can barely string two words together

He can't understand the indian accent lol.

> We're not going to kick them out of SWIFT because our sanctions are even worse for them
huh huh

he has no idea whats going on.
he just repeats sanctions

POO IN LOO

SUPERPOWER BY 2030 SIRS

GOD BLES YOU SYR

lol he can't understand the pajeet's accent

>PAJEET LITERALLY DESTROYING BIDEN

It means he's asking them it, but they're just laughing at him, so he doesn't want to say shit.

POOTIN IS BLOODY BASTERD

>Poo reporter talking about pooland

SIR

this is like a scene out of Watchmen

I fucking love your president ameribros

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he's pretending he's at a rally and they're cheering for him

HELLO SIRS

yo my man whats happinng,
your country being invaded on your shitposting here?

What about the people in these two new republics? What if they want to be under Russian control? They evacuated their women and children to Russia, not west to Kiev.

SIR INDIA IS FULL SUPPORT FOR SHE

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>"OKAY THANK YOU ALL"
>leaves
LMAO

HAHAHA THAT WADDLE WALK BACK HOME

>"Sir, I have a question. Why are you such a NIGGER?"

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Dementia patients will laugh during inappropriate times

Another pitiful display.

>142k watching
x

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PAJEET MY SON

omg we're so fucked lol

we have a teetering old man in charge of ww3

Burgerbros, why the fuck do you guys have your reporters shout and scream? I swear in Britain we have the PM just read off a list and they take their turns like civilised people. Holy fuck you guys are so LOUD

I missed it.
did he say anything remotely worth hearing?

Wow, the Signer could not read the masked man.

HAHAHAHA WHAT A KEK

Did this nigga just leave the stage

because all those press goons looked like a bunch of baboons

Holy fucking shit, we're fucked. Back to skyking threads....

Good morning sirs!

WILL INDIA RECIEVE ANY OF THE UKRAINE BBY JIRLS

>we knew for months this would happen
>doesnt do anything to prepare
lol

What the fuck did we just witness.

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I actually envy Russia having a strong president, who only does what's best for Russia, and doesn't pay attention to anything else.

he shit his pants, had to go

>the fuck He is saying

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>"Sorry Biden, I'm wearing sanction proof armor"
>"Oh yeah? Well my sanctions can teleport through armor, and they just landed in your heart"
>"It was a hologram"

It must suck to be Stephen King rn

>potential world war 3 brewing
>here's the president for a WHOLE 20 MINUTES ENJOY! GO HOME NOW!

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Lol he walked away

Trump would've answered every last question in that conference, even if it took hours.
This loser is fucking pathetic

>Do you trade with India sirs
>No
>does a 360 and walks away

What shit

Probably in some bunker in Argentina.

if you speed up biden to 1.25x he sounds like a pretty cool guy

You wouldn't get it...

Neither could i. What did he ask?

Imagine being a Ukrainian citizen and seeing this senile old man smugging to questions about your country getting BTFO

he just repeated the word sanctions over and over and could not answer one question

HE'S GOING TOE-TO-TOE WITH THESE SANCTIONS JUST BELIEVE

>China and India coming up in questioning

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I never heard Biden speak and I thought the memes were exaggerated. But holy shit, was I wrong.
>sanctions will profoundly weaken Russia
SSSSSSTOOOOOP! My sides can only go so far.

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I was thinking this too. Every press conference we've had with Boris has had a queue of questions and not a mob of people screaming. I guess it's cause not everyone in the yank room is guaranteed a conference whereas ours are?

Not my problem. Send your women over.

>THE COLD WAR IS BACK ON
FOR MORE WEEKS

I think a lot of people are interested in what Biden's response to this whole situation is. Doesn't mean they want or appreciate his actions, just they want to know..

is china doing sanctions
>I can't comment
is india doing sanctions
>we're in consultations

oh fuck boys Russia+India+China together, are we fucked?

Lads, I feel like we just entered a timeline shift again.

It's over. Russia and China won. The American empire is FINISHED.

Lmao that was fucking awful. Nigger could barely keep a sentence together

If you ever travel internationally you can hear an americunt a million miles away. They always have to be the loudest most obnoxious cunts in the room. I hate yanks so fucking much

>currency is weaker
>russia is an export country so this is good for them

>trade ban on goods they get from china

>no ban from swift

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA

Poor hohol bros, you niggas got fucked ahahahaha

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Whiter than you ackmed

Summary:
>We'll sanction Russia some more, but only a little bit
>After a month or so we'll check back in to see if the sanctions are working
>I'm not going to answer the question of why I won't sanction Putin himself
>Well, anyway

>muh sanctions

Tldr?

I will fall asleep if i watch that.

>more sanctions
>sanctions > SWIFT
>no comments on China

I fucking hate indian accent.

why looks like to old lol

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Faggot retard

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Lol. He got yelled at by the press and left.

>We've known about this for months!
>Are we going to do anything right now? Nah
I usually don't post on this board but even I can tell that was really bad

who Biden points at his all hand picked before hand.
Thats why other journalist have to scream their question out of turn because they know they will never be called on

No. He said we will continue to do nothing and told oil companies to please not price gauge. That’s the gist of it.

if you are this far into the shitshow and do not understand yet that the media are jews, then just stfu and go back to whichever wokehole you came from.
still doubting. only spergs and fools are falling for this ww3 horseshit.

MUH PUTIN BAD
YOU’RE THE VILAIN BIDEN AND YOUR FRIENDS TOO.

Mr. Putin forgot... Trump isn't the one in charge now!!!

Evil geriatric lizard people have spent 50 years taking over this country for the express purpose of bleeding it dry. You see their mascot, stumbling through his lines and them waddling away. Nobody wants this guy, nobody agrees with their actions

He was talking about things Putin said, but then stumbled and pivoted to "in his speech," but it sounds like he was talking about something else.
Could just be dementia, but it didn't seem like the normal senility. More like "oh shit, I shouldn't talk about that."

what people don't understand is this will make it worse for EU since they've all dismantled their nuclear power and become reliant on russian gas.
This is literally just a plan to destroy europe for the great reset.

Asked what they arranged with India

We feel the same way watching your Parliment hootin' and hollerin'.

You missed
>no ban on energy marked

kek didnt think that this speech was more lame then from the german cancellor

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>this is the first time i have heard him speak in anything longer than a clip

Nigger has been our President" for almost 2 years. c'mon man.

Biden's going to go play tic-tac-toe with the sanctions

I don't know was just wondering that myself.
I heard that during the Titanic many british drowned beacause they que'd up properly for the life rafts and the americans just barged in and cut in front of them.

India probably wouldn't link up with them like that, but they also aren't likely to care as much as the western countries about this. They lean towards the US but aren't super close still.

god im glad that isnt me