BIDEN SPEECH THREAD

Biden to address the nation about Russia/Ukraine sometime within the next 2 minutes to 2 hours.

ITT we wait and predict what he will say.

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MORE SANCTIONS. YOU THOUGHT YOU KNEW WHAT SANCTIONS WERE AND DISMISSED THEM AS INEFFECTIVE BUT NOW YOU WILL KNOW THE TRUE POWER (TM) OF SANCTIONS AND THE CONSEQUENCES WILL NEVER BE THE SAME.
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Just sanctions who cares. Time to take Taiwan now, never liked them

>inb4 link REEing

if you dont know how to find US political addresses by now you're NGMI

>youtube.com/watch?v=lyrvIYWsK_E

SLEEPY JOE STILL SLEEPING? EVEN MORE DELAYS? SLEEPY JOE!

AMERICA IS A KEKED COUNTRY IMAGINE ELECTING A KEK SLEEPY JOE AS PRESIDENT!

Really starting to feel like America is a paper tiger

Blah blah blah democracy Blah blah Republican friends Blah blah bipartisan effort Blah I shit my self

Propaganda sure is descriptive.

>I Joseph Biden, President of the United States, have farded and shidded my pants

Antony Blinken is a warrior.

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Nazi Germany was sanctioned.

Reminder that (((they))) don't care about Ukraine. Putin and Russia are the real targets.

Is that real? Oh God plz don't be real.... On fucking Twitter? Fml

please be real

That's because it is. The military is filled to the gills with incompetent cowards. They are lead by globohomo traitors. The beautiful illusion of America is all but dead. It is only the momentum of previous generations that has allowed us to last this long.

10 minutes late?

Biden: Did I tell you the story of Cornpop and the bad dudes down at the pool? So there I was, with gel in my hair because you had to have a cap if you had conditioner.... So I says you, cornpop get off the thing. And....
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he better start in the next 30 or im gonna be caught up in meetings for the next few hours.

He's only an hour and 9 minutes late now for the most important address he's had yet as potus

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Will he fard or shid? Place bets now

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Isn't that a Trump tweet?

AAAAAND SEND. That'll teach him.

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Black unemployment
Muh cabinet so diverse it's all Jewish
We need a fat nigger woman on the supreme court
Chop your son's cock off

He'll squint real hard to read his teleprompter in the back of the room, grandstand, mumble about sanctions, and then shuffle away. Its what he does every single time

Too much of a coward to say this anyway.
Trump had more nuts, oddly.

Oh, and that's after deciding last night he needed to sleep on it first. I bet he's going to be super prepared and have a well thought out argument. Definitely not just going to rant about democracy and invoke nazis.

Prepare for DEVASTATING sanctions

Well Biden?

I'VE GOT HAIRY LEGS AND SANCTIONS RUBBING UP AND DOWN MY LEG

Lol shit fake, Dems are fucked next elections cause of Biden's pussy footed response.

>It will happen when the weather cools
Is the prophecy of Kek happening?

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>Folks, listen up
>Putin thinks he can attack our Ukrainian allies
>He's got another thing coming Jack
>You see we all need to make some sacrifices here on the home front
>Folks, I know how hard the last 2 years have been
>Many of you sitting across an empty seat at the dinner table because of COVID or the inability to afford basic drugs
>It's a sad reality, but the American way of living is going to have to change
>God bless the USA and protect our troops

He's declaring war.

Joe wake up its almost 2pm come on wake up

Remember when leftist retards cried about Trump tweeting things that were "rude"? Now their literal dementia pedophile is threatening a global superpower with nuclear WAR over Twitter. Give me one example of a Trump tweet on the same level, faggot

russia was already poor and destitute, extra sanctions do nothing to those who already have nothing.
that's because we are. hi-tech weaponry in the hands of faggots, lesbians and trannies. i always used to tell my friends that if a war against a modern country broke out about we would be fucked

Congress declares war, not the president.

He'll mumble something about leg hair or some shit and then wander off looking for ice cream.

It's a Trump tweet.

LIVE

*wheels out*
*squints*
>ahem, I have an announcement to make
*waits for gentlemen in the back to quiet themselves
>thank you gentleman
*silent pause*
*continued pausing*
*camera flashes*
>wh-what?
*earpiece feedback softly whispers shut it down*
*kamallah walks out grinning like donkey from shrek but demented*
>Who is this nigga?

Why is he out of breath?

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>coughs

>sometime within the next 2 minutes to 2 hours
kek
> predict what he will say
FIRE! HEHE! FIRE!

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CONSEQUENCES WILL NEVER BE THE SAME

kek

>2 MORE HOURS

and the ending of the words is ALMSIVI

Odds on him saying "The Ukraine" and "Keev"?

sanction me harder daddy

>IM AUTHORIZING MORE SANCTIONS LMAOOOO

This sounds like his usual speeches, it's uncanny.

>more sanctions
America's over, dude, go home

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AHAHAHA MUH SANCTIONS
SORRY UKR BROS YOU'RE ON YOUR OWN

No one here cares. No one here supports him. No one will die for him accept contract cucks.

sanctions
sanctions
sanctions

Is there any chance of that happening?

>gonna impose major
>muh 15% rate spike
>cut it off from the U.S. financial system
>250 billion in assets FROZEN take that Olaf!