JOE BIDEN TO MAKE STATEMENT AT 12:30PM

JOE BIDEN to make statement in 30 minutes!
President Biden will address the nation at 12:30PM.
Set your timers so you dont miss it.

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I'll Pass

>SNOW MANLET BAD
>WE WILL CUT OFF RUSSIA FROM THE JEW BANKS
>p-pls keep selling us oil mr. Putin
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This can be the most important speech of a United States president in the past 40 years. We need to hear it, its just 30 minutes away til Biden speaks to the nation,!

Roger that, timer set to 2:22 PM.

>we condemn these actions
>we are adding more sanctions
>we will defend all of nato
>moralizing, moralizing, moralizing

> arrives 40 minutes late
> audibly shits pants
> groans "c'mon, man!" into the microphone
> leaves

So he WAS still sleeping

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Wow, he's getting up really early.
Must be important.

he'll probably somehow blame drumpf

>Set your timers so you dont miss it.
I doubt Joe will see this in time. Nice try though

Wait, I don’t remember making this post.

He will shit himself on camera.
SAVE
THIS
POST

Of course no one can blame me for this. How can I be responsible? I was sleeping.

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Imagine the smell.

kek

Based, checked, and alzheimerpilled

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It will littleraly decide your fate.

>JOE BIDEN to make statement in 30 minutes!
How many weeks is that?

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No one watches To Catch A Predator in 2022, fren.

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It's his one chance to actually look like he isn't a complete idiot after Afghanistan, I'd imagine his handlers are going to fuck up that badly

Biden? more like, poopen. haha ebin

>closely monitoring the situation
>asking Putin to stop and go back
>calls Ukraine Iran and looks to the side in confusion

Fuckin kek, gotta love Slow Joe

W-wWe strong-ly condom condo condemn russian aggr aggression on... in Ukraine. yeah riveting speech

Who cares about this piece of shit?

as utterly stupid our current president is, I'm going to listen to him announce is entrance to WW3

Biden? more like, POOPEN. haha ebin!

>"I won't do anything!" - the speech

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>as soon as the speech is done does a 180 and walks off while reporters go MR PRESIDENT WILL YOU NUKE RUSSIA and such bait

>Ukraine has full support of the US and its allies
>So I'm announcing more sanctions
How is this full support?

But I don't get to see the downvotes...

Where can I watch this if I don’t have cable

>shits his pants aggressively
>doesn't elaborate
>leaves

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>LISTEN HERE JACK WE ALL KNOW THIS IS TRUMPS'S FAULT

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Nothing ever happens.
And the guy that plays Biden never has anything interesting to say.

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So when will Joe actually show up? 3:30?

Use the bring back YouTube dislike extension

Biden announces that he WILL NOT tolerate Switzerland invading Liechtenstein and will retaliate by not buying any more of their delicious chocolates, man.

Gee, new sanctions (again) will surely show Putin who's boss.

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C'mon Sigma Biden, blame Trump for this too. It's going to be great

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Joe talked shit Putin came back and he went silent.
It was over at that point.

So at 12:30 when he doesn't come out...

ALEX JONES IS LIVE

kek

See you at 3:30 for his speech.

Biden will declare war on Russia.

A man of culture I see

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YWNBAW

Got it. I'll make sure to tune in at 14:30 so I don't miss anything.