Who else not being drafted?

Who else not being drafted?
>29
>Autistic
>Mild scoliosis
Feels great

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Having experience with the US military recruiting process, you'd probably get waivered in for a serious draft. Just remember when you're there with the rest of us 4chads to fling shit at those wearing silver or gold ranks.

I thought I was fucked for being sent to a theology uni, but that might just hold me from the initial drafts, if it doesn't work out I'm joining the molotov monks

>24
>strong healthy male
Im not going to participate in a kike wars to kill fellow whites
Find me in the mountains if you can

>23
>physically fit
>will say the nigger word immediately to get discharged
heh, nice try globohomo

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I thought autistic people are ineligible for military service though?

>unvaxxed

Easy way of getting out of jury duty and boring conversations too.

I already did my time in the military and already deployed for one bullshit war. Now it's time for Zoomers to roll those dice while I kick it here, mow my lawn, workout in my home gym, and fuck around in my garden. Best of luck.

>>Autistic
>>Mild scoliosis
You fit perfectly into the category "canon fodder".
If you are male and between 14 and 72, you are fucked.

In regular circumstances depending on the level of autism you can probably scrape by undetected, but that's only if they don't have a prior diagnosis. I'm talking about a full on draft, they'd easily drop even the ASVAB score below the minimum just to get more bodies in. They'll also fill the ranks with the fat and anorexic if it means more meat for the meat grinder.

almost none of the people in that pic are in Heaven right now. Especially that faggot gay porn star.

no good mountain to flee to prijatelj

I sure hope my autism is bad enough to avoid a full on draft. I have a diagnosis and I can barely talk to people, so maybe that's enough

>Too sick to get drafted
Yay!
>I need meds to live and the supply lines will likely be cut
Fuck.

What's your pain?

Just fling your shit and spaz out at drill sergeants, they'll just be mean to you for a few days then kick you out for failure to adapt (to the military)

My thyroid is dead.

Kamiško Savinske Alpe
So many walls slopes and forrests. Make a makeshift bunker into the rock, they cant find shit

I am completely healthy and physically fit as well as prime drafting age.

Still not going, never will. Send me to prison, niggers. (If you survive the attempt)

>Flat feet
So very sorry I can't be fodder for your ZOG war

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>US introduced politically correct penal battalions for anyone who doesn't stand on the right side of herstory
>2 million white men given a surplus M14, two mags and a shovel are shipped at gunpoint to the eastern front
>strong, independent women and proud spics manning every aircraft means most troops obliterated in blue-on-blue situations before they even see a russian
They would never let you get away that easy

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Can't get drafted into a war we are not fighting. If they do decide to join, I'm just going to do my best to jumpstart a Civil war.

In fat 300 pounds 6'2" pretty muscular, but still pretty fat

>38 about to turn 39
Too fucking old, but I'll fuck some Army wives while their husbands are off fighting.

>18
>Navy Active Duty
I just wanted to get free college now I'm going to die for Israel. Thanks Biden!

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>23
>Ausfailian
>Autistic literally (I plan on pretending to be mentally retarded because it's under "autism spectrum disorder" so it can be as severe as I want)
>Fairly bad vision problems

>Who else not being drafted?
Sorry I'm not vaccinated

you will be punished and imprisioned. then yo uwill be forever known as a pussy

good luck at ruining your life bitch

33, and on record as having keratoconus.
I see like this even with glasses. It's a wonder they even let me drive.

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>have one more year of IRR
>not vaxx'd (sorry)
>Brandon says he won't engage the military but we know its a lie
I'd probably be in the first round of recalls and am not having it. I'm not dying for Donbas.

I’d pay good money to see a functioning autist do his best impression of a low functioning autist, it’s probably hysterical.

I will be having sex with zoomer girls while their men go die

you will be good for the navy user

>21
>Tall and somewhat fit
>Okay with being a war criminal
I would

Military service is a good opportunity to toss frag grenades into the tents of sleeping zog officers.

27, fit, no medical issue save eczema, no children, not married.
I'm in for the draft aren't I? Quite happy about it, dying in the mud for a society I despise seems to be a perfect way to end my life

It wouldn't be too hard I think
>youtube.com/watch?v=j4PTf7LgsIE

Not sure how deep the background check is, I have a degree and stuff so they might think I'm faking it if I act like I can't talk.

While in the recruiting process, say how you hope you don’t have to be in a unit with a bunch of spics and niggers. Also say you smoke weed every day and ask if that’s ok, then argue that it is legal in some states so why is it not allowed in the military. If they don’t budge, make a joke about how you’ll be platoon lead in a few months because your unit full of trannies will suffer from a 44% casualty rate before they fire a single shot, and that you have extensive weapons training from your local right-wing militia group. Guarantee that they won’t let you in.