Zoomers report in. Are you afraid of the draft?
Zoomers report in. Are you afraid of the draft?
John Morgan
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Dominic Cooper
Allah is on my side so no
Zachary Lopez
Not a zoomie but i've got severe sleep apnea and bad eyesight. If you intend to skip on any kind of draft just pop a handful of licorice and 70mg of MDMA on any kind of health inspection.
Probably gets you turned down for high blood pressure.
Easton Morgan
The second the Russians all get drafted I'll start a CSGO match. Finally I will get out of silver.
Wyatt Lee
I'm waiting for it
Cameron Morales
Just don't show up
Dominic Reyes
On se retrouve sur le front
David Baker
There'll be no war and I wouldn't fight anyways.
Aiden Robinson
Do they draft you if you tell them you will sabotage your own troops?
Jace Kelly
prison
Julian Harris
>Allah
Allah who? Do you know his name? Allah "the god" ? the god who? What's his name? the god Muhammed? the god Budha? Who is on your side? Who is allah?
>2 Corinthians 4:4 KJV
In whom the god of this world hath blinded the minds of them which believe not, lest the light of the glorious gospel of Christ, who is the image of God, should shine unto them.
>the god
Justin Sullivan
>nigger stole his bullets
>he probably needed them more than I do
>overall happiness in the world
Jaxson Clark
No, I can finally die.
Evan Morris
It's a bait user, take your meds now
Matthew Johnson
>he doesn't know
It's weird to me how Moonslim worship what they do not know, it could be anyone.
Noah Martin
We finna link up in federal prison fr fr
Jeremiah Rogers
Julian King
We don't have drafts, enjoy the war frens
Angel Murphy
India will likely not get involved but if it does i will dodge draft. I will not die for the indian republic
Evan Edwards
Implying Biden will do anything
Nicholas Foster
draft for what?
Cooper Barnes
You are not tall enough Sanjeep
Tyler Watson
will you guys fuck off the board and never come back ever ever again when in 2 weeks you can't pretend there's a world war anymore and you end up looking like the fucking nigger IQ you when there's no draft?
Nathan Morgan
>Hol Up
>NBA says i'm fittin to get drafted y'all
>signing with Ukraine or some shit
>I think that's in Illinois or sometin
Based
Asher Foster
I am not keen at all on fighting for jewish interests.
Wyatt Rodriguez
I LAUGHED SO HARD
I WAS LAUGHING IN
MY FUCKING SLEEP OMG
IT'S NOT A DREAM
IT'S NOT A DREAM OML
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Hudson Walker
19 yo hungarian here. if i will get drafted i go. im willing to defend my homeland at whatever cost.
Landon Clark
why not destroy some us equipment while you have a chance? You can blow up a tank or imagine being the first person ever to down a plane with a shovel. So many possibilities to fight globohomo
Luke Morris
I am 175 cm tall
Bentley Sanders
maybe a duo queue?
Liam Taylor
No, my brother Allarjazeem, we call him Allah for short. He is by my side, here as I post this.
Grayson Allen
You used to be cool man
Brayden Sanchez
I'm a zoomer conscript posting from my garrison atm. I'm a sapper btw.
Thank god I've got only 4 months to serve and gtfo.
Good luck for you yanks fighting for eternity while I'll be comfortably shitposting on pol 24/7 at home.
Zachary Howard
Honestly, that's the most zoomer shit I've ever heard
>WW3 about to happen
>ayo wus poppin frfr on God iont even know where I am no cap
Lucas Perez
I'm addicted to dropjes
venco honey ones are the shit
James Jackson
>sapper
my father was a sapper aswell when he served his time :o
Jayden Scott
> War? Sounds like the sort of nasty business that makes you late for supper. I wont be having any of that thank you, good day!
Isaiah Jackson
What's the god of the quran's name? Who is Allah?
Lincoln Mitchell
Cameron Peterson
Volodymyr Oleksandrovych Zelenskyy was born to Jewish parents on 25 January 1978. So sick and tired of everything involving the fucking jews! These cunts are like 0.19% of the global population yet run global events!
Carson Sanchez
zoomers in action
Jaxon Sanders
Based
Asher Ward
>tries to dodge the draft by changing pronouns
>drafted for diversity and inclusivity anyway
you get a kek from me
Caleb Ramirez
you have to go back mamadou
Leo Wilson
Kek
Bentley Walker
Will Women be drafted ?
Jeremiah Hernandez
well im just uuuuh
im just not gonna do it
HAHAHA
Austin Morris
I am afraid. I really am. I envy all you people from the USA, as even if an full-scale war emerges on the central Europe you still won't really feel it.
I am scared. God have mercy on you, Ukrainianbros.
Nicholas Cruz
>you still won't really feel it.
Connor Adams
I didn't know I was assigned as a sapper until I arrived here, I still don't give a shit about what they do. I've seen so many batshits going on here and one of them is a fucking M2 bailey bridge(authentic Made in USA, Illinois engraved on it). We're one of the few places that actually have it in the inventory, and we actually had to install it last year, somewhere inside the DMZ. It took about 3 days straight and it's a miracle that nobody had lost his finger.
So far, the best thing that happened here is a corona outbreak which really gave us many downtime.