>see this from a distant
>You have 3 seconds
What do? Where u hide?
See this from a distant
nukes aren't real
I crawl up your ass
Jerk it
Here's a guide for surviving a full nuclear exchange.
Protip: it's not hard.
If I looked at it I'd go blind
Grab dick, do a handstand
Hope my shadow on the wall is found
Ask Him to remember me.
Based
Personally I just checked my bugout bag, my rifle and ammo, and loaded 25 pounds of rice and beans into my trunk.
For the record I don't think anything will happen at all, but being prepared takes like 50 calories of effort and 10 minutes and is utterly harmless to do.
Open Any Forums and post 'nigger' one last time, internally praying to Allah I will not fail the captcha
Spread my arms and enjoy one last feeling of extreme heat.
fridge
>find the closest overpass 7 miles away
why the hell would i go towards the explosion? nigga i'm staying home
FPBP
nigger
3 seconds? That's not nearly enough time to run over to my hot neighbor's house and give her honkers a good squeeze. Guess I'll just masturbate.
You can't do anything in 3 seconds other than accept your death.
Fpbp. New pol does not understand
a man knows his priorities
I wouldn't hide. I'd rather be dead than live in a post-nuclear war world.
I let a sexy anthro birdwife fly in and she graciously protects me with her strong hugs and soft warm body.
Edited for you, two-same-numbaa ruralite chad.
Put your head in between your knees and kiss your ass goodbye.
Idk I'd probably rape someone kek
run towards it
Only correct answer
I'd run to my fridge and chug a beer
DUCK and COVER
After that I'll put on my hazmat suit and full-faceplate w/P100s, pop some potassium iodide, and hide in the basement for a while/
You could shout what you want to do to her from your window
Women will go back to the kitchen. You sure you don't want to stay alive?
My fridge is full