See this from a distant

>see this from a distant
>You have 3 seconds
What do? Where u hide?

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nukes aren't real

I crawl up your ass

Jerk it

Here's a guide for surviving a full nuclear exchange.
Protip: it's not hard.

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If I looked at it I'd go blind

Grab dick, do a handstand
Hope my shadow on the wall is found

Ask Him to remember me.

Based

Personally I just checked my bugout bag, my rifle and ammo, and loaded 25 pounds of rice and beans into my trunk.
For the record I don't think anything will happen at all, but being prepared takes like 50 calories of effort and 10 minutes and is utterly harmless to do.

Open Any Forums and post 'nigger' one last time, internally praying to Allah I will not fail the captcha

Spread my arms and enjoy one last feeling of extreme heat.

fridge

>find the closest overpass 7 miles away
why the hell would i go towards the explosion? nigga i'm staying home

FPBP

nigger

3 seconds? That's not nearly enough time to run over to my hot neighbor's house and give her honkers a good squeeze. Guess I'll just masturbate.

You can't do anything in 3 seconds other than accept your death.

Fpbp. New pol does not understand

a man knows his priorities

I wouldn't hide. I'd rather be dead than live in a post-nuclear war world.

I let a sexy anthro birdwife fly in and she graciously protects me with her strong hugs and soft warm body.

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Edited for you, two-same-numbaa ruralite chad.

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Put your head in between your knees and kiss your ass goodbye.

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Idk I'd probably rape someone kek

run towards it

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Only correct answer

I'd run to my fridge and chug a beer

DUCK and COVER

After that I'll put on my hazmat suit and full-faceplate w/P100s, pop some potassium iodide, and hide in the basement for a while/

You could shout what you want to do to her from your window

Women will go back to the kitchen. You sure you don't want to stay alive?

My fridge is full