STOCK MARKET COLLAPSING

FUTURES PLUMMETING

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sip the dip

Dip before the rip

>he thinks this is the bottom

not really a black swan, it went down 2.14% on 2/17

It went down at least 5% since I shorted becuase my position is now 2x.

I fucking shorted the nasdaq and bought a fuck ton of oil options just over 30 days ago. I only had about 30 days left too. Thanks Putin!

DUMP EVERYTHING

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>Black swan
>Completely predictable
>Has been telegraphed for nearly a decade

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26k is a realistic bottom I think

I literally shorted the american market and longed the russian market 3 days ago. Feeling profits rn.

well yeah faggot, how can you force everyone to join the military if they're not broke and starving?

Fuuuuuccckkk this is not going to be good when our markets open tomorrow. Maybe I should take my money out of the banks..

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ohhhhhh nooooooooo my fake fun money

You gotta have money in the bank to be able to take it out nigger

Lol. Lmao. Brother, Russia has just shown that the entire United States apparatus is a paper Tiger. This is the end of the dollar.

I just sold everything today. Put it in stbonds. Wait and see…

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No. No no. I’m a fed up American. I hate this place, what it has become. Repulsive. This has to happen. Wipe the obese, degenerate away. Let them die, I don’t care, they don’t even care about themselves. I prepared. Everyone had the time. Let it come.

You put all of your wealth into an asset with negative real yields? An asset that could only have positive yields if the Fed hikes interest rates more than inflation, an admitted impossibility by both Keynesians and Austrians alike at this point?

user...

Meh when you put it that way I’m ok with it

Lol.

Lmao.

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West texas crude almost $100/barrel.

buy the dip faggot

just wait till biden "sacntions" you - with a great big sniff down your neck

Shocker the biden admin has failed again.

This. COVID was the real black swan that's an insane slow burn