What are they saying to eachother?

What are they saying to eachother?

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Biden asking him if he's being a shabbos goy

jack

AAAAHHHHHHH like that kid in home alone

>you are an african american baseball player

I need American military assistance

Biden says he can't and he is tired thanks for calling get on the helicopter

YOU'RE THROWING EVERYTHING YOU'VE GOT AT US

HEY IVAN I HERE YOU GOT SOME GREAT ICE CREAM OVER THERE

Biden's telling Zelenskyy to burn Hunter's details before Putin gets them

>whats up with that second Y, Jack?

that nigga ain't on the phone with nobody

>We're praying for you Jack

gay shit about dicks

>Can I get a uuuuhhhhhhh

I hope putin captures Zelenskyy and gives him the Saddam treatment

"shut the fuck up. go take penicllin on a full stomach so a nucleophilic amino acid will react with the carbonyl carbon on the beta lactam ring of the penicillin group so the whole molecule unfolds due to instability forming an immunogen with the protein which causes you you to have anaphylactic shock."

biden: look man u-uuuhhhhh
zelensky: i am a nigger
biden: sneed

kek

They're bombing themselves and blaming russia

>Listen Jack who are you again?

>What are they saying to eachother?
GET HUNTER OUT OF HERE!

zelensky reminds me of that other midget jew lex fridman

>zelelnsky: I'm the President of Ukraine and I'm based here

come on man, you know the thing. shoodashammadapressure

RAMIREZ! DEFEND THE BUGER TOWN AT ALL COSTS!

Lil diddy bout Jack and Ukraine, two American kids doing the best they can

>Get to israel quick

i want that prosecutor fired or you’re not getting the loan

She’s that slutty intern that gave Bill Clinton bjs in the 90s. Idk why Biden would be calling her tho

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>Biden asking him if he's being a shabbos goy
Zelensky is a Jew. Zelensky is explaining that the US isn't enough of a bitch for the kikes and that we need to offer up more goyim.

All right ya know what, I, I knew someone once, his name was...that's not important, Vladimire, look, excuse me *pause* have you ever been to the UN?

>What are they saying to eachother?

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This

Did you get that thing I sent you?

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>Listen here, fat. I got Corn Pop and Shmanan... anyways, what was I saying?

Zalensky is confirming the plane ticket to the same island epstein is on

8/10

wishing him a good night

he's checking to make sure zelensky's vaccinated

Ukraine's president I believe

Ukrainian president

>you said you would protect us if we gave up our nukes
>kek, I've got to get my new depends on its past my bedtime. *click*

Biden is shitting himself violently. Reaching into his pants and smearing it on the walls.

>AFTER ALL THE KIDS I GAVE YOU AND HUNTER THIS IS HOW YOU TREAT ME?!
>Hey, calm down bucko!
>FUCK YOU! I'M RELEASING EVERYTHING! TELL LINDSEY THE HOUSEBOY SAID HE HAS A SMELLY DICK!

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>yeah i said mint chocolate chip, thanks
>zzzzzzzz

Zelensky is telling Biden that,
in addition to the Russian invasion,
China is sending more Hunter dick pics

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Making sure the checks will still clear for Hunter and the "big man"

Kek

I can't imagine a less reassuring voice

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Checked

D d d dont give them m m my files ok fren?

came here to post this

Biden is telling him the old story about black kids feeling up the hair on his legs

Make it quick outlander or go away. CHIM

>kekekeke we are really putting on a good show for the goyim aren't we comrade?
>yes sister, the evil Nazis will again be the center of goyim ire
>Glory to Zion
>Glory to Zion

"We lost"

So what color underwear are you wearing?

>"uhh, who are you again"

Listen, Jack. Number one, number two. Period.

FUCK YOU BLOODY BASTARD

LISTEN JACK. WE HAVE A SAYING BACK HOME IN SCRANTON.

>NO REFUNDS

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10/10

Sorry Zelly you are on your own.

“Where am I?”

"Fire the prosecutor"

>Biden accidentally dialed him and now he's just awkwardly burning time on the phone and talking his wife and kids

Thank god Limbaugh is dead. Could you have imagined what he’d be saying right now?

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There's no way Biden isn't asleep

>Hey Vlad, listen… uh… about that Ukraine thing…
>What? No, I would never disrespect the former glory of the Soviet Union!
>It’s just that… uh… um… I’m sorry, what were we talking about?
>Hey, wait a minute… where’s Barack?

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wait a second jill just fell. hangs up phone.

>Biden: Our thoughts and prayers are with Ukraine

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Zzzzzzzzzz

Well get those dog faced pony soldiers

Zelenskyy has to keep reminding Biden that neither one of them is Putin.

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literally the last guy in the world you'd want to talk to haha

>If you don’t help the hunter info is dropping tonight

Listen Jack, where’s my pants? Jill says its bed time, good night mom.

You must flee now and set up a government in exile.

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He tried to call the Bogs to stop it but.... at last... their was no answer.

>last call with Ghani
>last call with Zelensky
oh oh

I laughed, checked.

how many slaps did it take to wake granpa joe up?

biden is telling that puppet and his bffs there not to dare to move out of there eben if they hear statements made publicly urging him to get to safety and that help is there not to worry, sit tight and jjst play dead! lol

hhahah you think biden is in charge

Ugh theyre just roleplaying.

lmao if you think Biden is on the phone and not Kamala running the show

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>Afghanistan
>Ukraine
where will USA lose next?

Telling him stories about his love affair with Corn Pop.

He's got hairy legs.

>Zelensky: DUDE FUCKING SPETSNAZ HAVE CAPTURED THE AIRFORCE

>Biden: listen jack, best I can do is sanction a gas company. you we got an election this year right?

>"They expect one of us in the wreckage, brother."
>"Have we started the fire?"
>"Yes, the fire rises"

>"HE WAS AN INTERIOR DECORATOR"
>line breaks

N

"My butts been wiped"
"Trueinterdashdubbadapressure"

Biden is saying if you release so much as a single piece of anything about anyone implicating them to anything we are going to watch you get glassed. We will protect you as long as you stay quiet. We good? I said are we good tho? We then tell Putin if you fuck with Ukraine we will destroy your country. Putin says well fuck it. I have a glaring weakness in Ukraine blocking access to the Black Sea. He’s motivated to get it back. Fuck NATO. You’re going to fuck with a country that has nukes then LFG.

The us is under control of the WEF now. Our govt is just a mirage. We’ve been conquered.

So the US will probably engage and then it’s go time. Godspeed. Ask Jesus Christ of Nazareth to forgive you right now. Come to the party Gods having. That’s why He made you

Biden: bruh he did it I can’t believe it he actually did it
Zelenskyy: I told you he would if we just kept ignoring his demands
B: Yeah but he actually did it though
Z: So when is the air support you promised coming?
B:
Z: blyat…
B: so how do you feel about trannies and women in the military?

a kike comedian/actor that was playing an average Ukrainian man turned president in silly circumstances in a tv show, then actually got put in charge

"Listen Jack, you can tell Gorbachev to back down right now"

"Come on, man..."

more like
>Biden: spetsnaz what the fuck is that? speak American to me jack.

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god I hope he talk to him about Scranton for half an hour then hang up.

As long as he gets rid of this new prosecutor, daddy Biden will send the boys.

DEEZ NUTS

HA
GOTEM

>What are they saying to each other?
Do you need us the send over Hunter?

It's way past Biden's bed time to be coherent. Probably just a hired voice actor taking the call.

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Please protect the companies that US politicians are involved in PLEASE IM BEGGING YOU. You fucking retards thing Putin just up and decided to invade. He knows the US oil involvement and knows he can get a rise out of the US politicians.

WERE SUPPOSED TO BE ALLIES YOU MANIAC

>come on man
>look fat
>let's do push ups
>tell vlad let's do push-ups how about that

Biden will yell the hard R and start crying

>Zelensky: pls help
>Biden uhh ah um well we uhhhh uh ah um you know the thing

>General Milley and me are hot and bothered about your conflict. We are rolling on E and touching one another here at the White House. Patriot hop the next private flight to DC and wait it out with us. Under the sheets. In wet sticky bilateral negotiation. Yours Truly. Joseph R Biden.

>YOU'RE SCREWING THIS ALL UP FOR ME!
>HARD TO EXPLAIN TO MY FRIENDS!

>Idk why Biden would be calling her tho
Bill does

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It's like magic..

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lol

Putin: "Did it look real or no? huehuehue"

Jewish president of Ukraine elected by CIA hammer & scorecard election rigging, just like Biden.

>you burned all the evidence, right?
>please tell me you burned all the evidence
>corn pop is a bad dude and he's going to find it

>It was a perfect call.
>When I heard what they were saying about the call I couldn't believe it!
>It was a great call, the leader of Ukraine and I get along great, there are no problems.
>In many ways you could say it was a beautiful thing, that call between two world leaders.

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Offering him a free Crack Pipe under the "Build Back Better" program.

Criminally underrated

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Biden is telling the time he had dog... Or it was it a cat... Any ways calls the president of Ukraine a great baseball player black player, and falls sleep mid conversation

Biden's asking for his 10%

Kek.

Sometimes you fuckers are still good for a few chuckles

crooked motherfucker

kek

Biden is telling him to use the correct pronouns or he is going to hang up and go back to bed.

Biden just spent 2 hours telling Zelenskyy how he used to work on the trains