Today is chris chan's 40th birthday, say something nice

yeah, his lawyer is stalling the trial so that his actual verdict is less severe, because of all the time he has served in jail up to this point.

>Chris will outlive many healthy individuals that took the jab

Nope!

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Well done getting that medallion up your bum Chris. In any orientation, it’s completely the wrong shape.
Anyone who says they aren’t impressed is a liar.

He cheated. He broke it into pieces first then shoved it up his ass.

gz, if i make it to 40 it will only be by divine providence

>ukraine pops off on his birthday
wtf is the merge real?

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He had every chance to stop and choose to double down every step of the way

is the Chris Chan saga still ongoing?

>WW3 starts on his birthday
I am sorry for doubting Jesus Christine Weston chandler the blue goddess n sheeeeeitte

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>two christian nations going to war on christian love day
sad.

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It was all apart of the dimensional merge

Yes. He sends people letters from jail. He now believes he's literally Jesus.

Another continuance, something about the statute of limitations that if nothing works out by the 1 year anniversary of his incarceration then according to Virginia law he'll be let go from jail. The emergency order expired within days of his arrest so he can just go straight back to Barb

fucking his mother?

if he had internet access right now he'd definitely say that this isn't a coincidence and that it's part of the merge.