>be me
>have ingrown toenail
>out of shape
>have asthma
Guess who's not getting drafted?
Be me
Juan Thompson
Joshua Mitchell
>got denied by surgeon general for asthma a few years ago
NOT
MY
PROBLEM
Angel Lee
Bipolar
Intermittent explosive disorder
Russian lover
Adrian Johnson
hahaha you really believe we'll get to that point
one nuke and we're fucked
Nicholas Collins
Thank god I'm obese. I was just about to do something about my weight too.
Jordan Miller
How many trannies are about to come down with a bad case of bone spurs?
Sebastian Adams
asthma bros unite
Leo Gutierrez
All draftable age men are either fat, manlets or tannies.
We're doomed.
Brandon Torres
>be me
>perfectly draftable
>not gonna go anyway
Sorry Joe, I'm not vaccinated so I cant join anyway!
William Ross
based and asthma pilled. but they will just cut ur toenail out. it sucks. big needles that numb it. u get a week or 2 of painkillers tho which is pretty based. but you gotta wear a cuck boot.
Anthony Howard
I bet your are still in better shape than all the woke zoomers.
Sebastian Phillips
>Epilepsy
There's 0% chance I will ever be drafted. Feels good bros.
Liam Richardson
kyle rittenhouse is a mannlette. and kinda chubby but u can chalk that up to the babyfat. basic training for 10 weeks would cut that right out with constant pushups and running. not even kyle is safe from the draft and HE CROSSSEED STATE LINES AND IS SUING OPRAH
Lincoln Scott
>t. 29 y/o boomer
zoom zooms oh no roflmao
Dominic Cook
>Guess who's not getting drafted?
in a draft the standards get really fucking low bub. Front line infantry.... you gonna be a marine boy!
Nathaniel Lee
Your job will be to impregnate all the lonely single ladies that the chads that wants to die for Israel leaves behind. The future of humanity depends on you and your toenail user
Jose Parker
If i get drafted I'll destroy it all from the inside.
Nicholas Sanchez
Sounds like a good plan. Get promoted to senior LBTQ+ commander and then strap on all the pink dildos and do an alluah Akbar from the inside
Joseph Brooks
Denmark user make good funny so denmark get soccer (its called soccer the british made it that) and funny points. which is. SLIGHTLY ABOVE AVERAGE unlike the american woman team which dominated until a butch dyke ruined it.
Brandon Cook
>Eat like a fucking pig all day
>Have asthma and alergies
>Make Any Forums seeth for being fat and unhealthy
>Won’t be drafted while they’ll die for the globohomo
Any Forums BTFO
Logan Richardson
>Tfw had so much anal sex i have to wear a diaper
Count me undraftable
Parker Adams
>Max age to get drafted is 26
>Average Any Forums Any Forums poster is 38
Even with your retard nails you wouldn't be getting drafted idiot. Get hat shit fixed.
Grayson Evans
Over 300 pounds with degenerative scoliosis nerve damage.
Not getting drafted.
Fight for my freedoms while I eat a bigmac ty
Thomas Wood
They'll make you a general
Brayden Russell
>Wanted to serve my country when I was younger
>Hopefully get shipped off to Afghanistan to BTFO the Taliban
>Went to University instead because everyone told me it's the right thing to do
>Have all this student debt and no glory
user it is a privilege to serve your country. If I could go back to when I was 18 I'd sign up. If I died, at least I would die a hero.
Brody Lee
GUESS WHOS NOT GETTING DRAFTED