How do I avoid the draft if Biden intervenes like the retard he is...

How do I avoid the draft if Biden intervenes like the retard he is? I'm not fucking dying for the Globohomo that hates my guts.
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Please don't tell me you got tricked into signing that promissory note when the college was trying to trick you into getting a 50k loan

You're going to the internment camp bucko

Im 21 and i dont give a fuck. I want to kill russians.

Go hide in one of the lesser populated southern states. They'll never find you.

I'm so fucked. I live next to a giant Navy Base and Air Station.

Looks like I'm getting NUKED Bros

Nuclear war will solve the problem for you my man.

By killing the nigger who puts a gun in your hands

So move you stupid motherfucker. Hop in a car and drive as far away from the city as you can.

Just curious. What happen to those who refuse to go to war? Serious answers only please.

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90% of Any Forums was wrong about russia invading but you still believe them about getting drafted kek

Simple. Enough of these, eventually they'll get the message. Just leave a few b4 -related.

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Draft dodgers get a permanent stain on their reputation. It will be hard for you to find work and many people will see what you did as shameful.

Depends on your branch of service. The laws during wartime are inconsistent and can change with the wind. If it's no big deal, they might not even bother hunting you down. If it is a big deal, you could be publicly executed.

No idea but at this point there would be so many people who would protest the draft that theyd do nothing

Gonna be a good time man. Hanging with like minded people. Working out all day. Getting out to extra females that are cock starving. Explain how going to fight on foreign soil is better? I hope your gf is hot

Those people can go die, then.

Just don't go. The country is going to collapse if he calls a draft. Zero support among anybody capable of fighting a war.

So this country feeds you, educates you, lets you use its roads and you turn around and spit on its face?

I wish dissenters like you are thrown straight into the front line so you can man the fuck up and made to love your country. So what if you fucking die? Die with pride faggot.

>Publicly executed
please be joking

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Lol or they become presidents. Drafts are for plebs. Enjoy fighting on foreign soil for something you dont even care about. Lol rekt

i hope your shit hole country gets nuked so the world can finally experience peace

Fighting for your country might have been a proud and honorable thing back in the good ol' days, but now? Just put one between my eyes, because I'd rather be shot on the spot than sent overseas to fight and die for corporate interests. If you get a draft letter, burn it and go chill with one of your rural relatives for a spell.

>become presidents
If you are rich and connected you can do anything.

There won't be a draft for this reason. This country would literally fall apart. There's ZERO unity for war. Only way there'd be a draft is if our homeland was attacked.

Hha what are you fighting for exactly? Explain why our young men and women should go there and die? Iraq 2 the movie

Get an adderall prescription

Faggot

I'm not.

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Just sign up now. SIGN UP RIGHT NOW> i promise you probably won't get blown up fighting the Russians in the sunflower fields of Ukraine.

>War, war, war.
>War breaks out.
>Oh God I don't want to fight.

Where you at patriot? Communism is on the move, get to dyin'.

Exactlt. In the 40s americans and canadians had something to fight for. Now? I aint fighting to spread aids

>Only way there'd be a draft is if our homeland was attacked.
kikes in mossad/DC are probably already planning another 9/11 for this very reason

>publicly executed
God I fucking hope so

That is what the democrats did when they stole our election and placed a doddering old fool on the throne.

Soon it will be time for our revenge. There will be blood.

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Shoot the Globohomo when they come for you.

tell them you have a mental disability

Don't get the vax, threaten to kill yourself, break a bone, commit a crime.

based

Switch sides

You go to prison

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We all do, user. We all do.

Just hope he has the good sense to leave rural America alone.

No u do that around 3-5 years so u can get ur va gibs

user take one for the team israel wouldnt know whats up until it hits them.

Bidet is aware that if he sanctions now that Putin will have nothing to lose? If he doesn't do this he will lose even more face. He will escalate further

You used to be able to just pretend you were a fag, but nowadays that'd make them want you more.

Just tell them you support Trump and hate trannies. They'll kick you out.

>draft
you don't understand how the draft works, do you?

Im thinking this, fucking nobody is playing along anymore after covid and most people my age dont give two shits or very left wing and adamantly refuse as well

Oh no dont sanction the richest man in the world. He dont care if his population goes through 10 hard years. Russians do that time no problem

>publicly executed.
Good. I'd like to see them try.
If they want to choose between trying to kill me and millions of other Americans sick of this shit or trying to win a bullshit war with Russia, then so be it!

"deserters will be shot" is not just an edgy meme.

People get cancelled all the time, how is that any different lol

Get a gun and stock up on ammunition now. You probably still have enough time. Don't let them take you alive.

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>People who already hate you and promote kids chopping their dicks off, miscegenation, open borders, Communism, faggotry, salaciousness, and all other forms of out and out degeneracy will see you as shameful

Absolutely fucking HOWLING.

Honestly this isn't a bad idea. Act like a radical maniac who hates minorities and social media and they'll pass on by. If that isn't sufficient, do what I did when they tried to recruit me: say you have asthma. You can't be runnin' an' gunnin' if you can't breathe.

>tfw asthmafag

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Based american

>How do I avoid the draft if Biden intervenes like the retard he is? I'm not fucking dying for the Globohomo that hates my guts.
Maybe we'll finally be able to see the lefties pull of some stunts

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It's simple. Resist.

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Is there a way to legally desert?

What? No. Desertion is the name of the crime, Poindexter. There are ways to get out of serving from the onset but once you're in, it's not easy to get out.

If they send me to war I would defect

prison, literally how it works, they send you to prison. not that it matters anyways, because we won't be going into a draft, we have so many people in the military that the military was literally trying to downsize a few years back.

You can try registering as a "conscientious objector" but they might reject your registration because of the timing, should have done it during peacetime.

so you'd just go to war on the other side?

If draft dodging wouldn't get you shot, sedition sure as hell would.

no

doesn't matter.

>How do I avoid the draft if Biden intervenes like the retard he is?
Man up, go and fight.