I DON'T WANT TO BE DRAFTED

you wont be

im just not gonna go
if they come to my house ill pretend im not at home.
checkmate uncle sam.

Then get sent to jail because they know exactly what you are doing. The judge will generously give you an option of joining the military to get out of jail early

desu i kinda want war to break out and for them to try a draft, it would just turn into a civil war here. I would never fight for this administration. Ever. Not even if the United States were invaded, that's how much I fucking hate the Democrats now. Don't even identify as a Republican.

I wonder if troon rape will be a thing in the *new* army?

Kek

Buy the cheapest vodka around and pretend to not be Russian?

God I love rucking
kek and nonstop talk about Hitler and how great he was. tell them you can't wait to spread the word in bootcamp

Just tell them you're unvaccinated, you're not gay and, you're a republican. If you're brown say you identify as a straight white alt-right male.

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Did you just heard the USA speech on UN?
It's WW3 NOW

I honestly dont think it will be an issue theres plenty of americans willing to put their lives down on the line already and our military is already plenty large. Only possibility is if our country is so retarded we use up our resources that quickly which could happen but this shit would have to last much longer for that to happen

>I DON'T WANT TO BE DRAFTED
the hour is late - there's no time to waste
quick, OP, cover yourself in feces and post pics on all social media

then, surely, you will be safe

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Better pack up the switch and funky pops, bro. It war time.

You either legitimately voted for Biden or you allowed him to steal the election, either way you're responsible for these events which are about to unfold due to poor leadership.

It will be there, but it won't be new.

Just don't go. Simple as. Shoot anyone who tries to make you castle law bitch.

Sad thing is that before you could just show up in a dress or acting like a retarded degenerate and get out of being drafted. Globohomo really fucked you zoomers over by normalizing and celebrating all this shit huh?

omg grow out Hitler moustache now

Whatever happened to the Vietnam draft dodgers?

youre not going to be. chill out

you have no choice, get your uniform on zoggie!
>youtube.com/watch?v=2Beda3kFNjo

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HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA
Suck it Zoomie!

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What kind of domestic acts of subterfuge could a civie do to hamstring ZOG? Asking for a friend.

They went to Canada and voted for, Trudy.

Do it for McDonalds-Pepsi-Alphabet-Moderna.

I Don't Wanna Get Drafted
youtube.com/watch?v=6X-xIC1lEKw&ab_channel=FrankZappa-Topic

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kino

religious exemption

>Thou shall not kill

Rucked a FILBE the other day 5- 8 miles, no thank you, give me civilian shit thats camo.

>They ran away to Canada since Canada refused to send them back when federal authorities asked.
>went to college, since students were exempt
>went into politics, since politicians were exempt
>went to federal prison, and given the option for immediate release if they enlisted