/uhg/ - Ukraine Happening General #185

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>US SENATOR MARCO RUBIO, VICE CHAIRMAN OF DEFENCE COMMITTEE, SAYS INVASION HAS BEGUN
>Airlines have been told not to fly over any part of Ukraine
>Ukraine government websites hacked
>Multiple explosions just heard in Donetsk
>Zelensky says Putin has approved war
>Russia just issued a NOTAM on the border with Ukraine
>Multiple airports closed
>Cameras disabled at Crimea border
>Leaders of DPR/LPR officially request help from Russia to fight back against Ukraine
>Malware targeting computers in Ukraine
>Reports of internet/TV/power/mobile blackouts
>Explosions and fighting being reported in multiple cities
>Chemical plant in Crimea being evacuated, Ukraine claims Russia is planning false flag
>Non-critical hospital patients in Donetsk being evacuated
>Ukraine's in now in a State of Emergency
>Multiple Ukraine banks and government sites hit by cyber attack today and went down
>Ukraine parliament and other locations received a bomb threat
>Zelensky was told a full invasion could begin within 48 hours
>DPR and LPR claim there were two terrorist attacks last night, one at TV station and another at a trolleybus depot
>Russia claims they detained 6 people in attempt to blow up church in Crimea
>Zelensky: Operational, Territorial Defense and Army Reservists will be called to Service to begin Mobilization
>Constant shelling over the past few days
i.4cdn.org/wsg/1645562831761.webm
>Multiple countries have announced sanctions
>Russia evacuated embassy in Ukraine
>Putin just recognised the entire Donbas as independent, including Ukraine-occupied territory
>Nord Stream 2 suspended

Putin yesterday addressed the nation and gave a 45 minute history lesson. Called Ukraine Russian land and said he will show them real "decommunisation". Confirmed hit list - says he knows their names, will hunt them down. Also claimed Ukraine plans to make nukes.
He ended the speech by recognising the DPR and LPR
Speech: youtu.be/W57I2mzAr9c

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twitter.com/Militarylandnet/status/1496666879418589190
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youtu.be/iW4suxA2OGY
youtube.com/watch?v=zI1CyVCsWCQ
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twitter.com/SFWRedditVideos

REPORTS OF CONFLICT COMING IN

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AAAAAAA IT'S HAPOOOONINGG

NOTHINGBURGERFAGS BTFO

2 MORE MINUTES

youtu.be/AlMJZ4mbLAc

Thread theme
youtube.com/watch?v=6_S0FvhNZdY&ab_channel=MihályVádorgráfett

Anyone watch the Kanye stream last night?

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>an invasion could be imminent
lol, still only imminent.
How many days has it been stuck at imminent? Four days? Five days?

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>Inb4 nothing happens

DRAINING TO THE HAPPENING

youtu.be/gfAHzU1vgGI

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I just farted on my balls.

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Sticky When??!!

lookner orgasming

Threadly reminder that this entire "invasion" is nothing more than Twitter fanfic written by literal whos.

>INB4 INVASION IS CONFIRMED AT UN MEETING

RUSSIAN TANKS JUST TONGUE MY ANUS

PLANTÃO GLOBO JUST HAPPENED
NOW IT'S HAPPENING

h-he's fast!

>no sticky
Globohomods ops confirmed

good choice

HAPPENING MUSIC TIME
youtube.com/watch?v=hPiEK1ofWt0
POST EM FAGGOTS

UN going live

youtube.com/watch?v=9CdY7t5VKIY

REMINDER MARK RUBIO IS A HIGHLY RANKING INTELLIGENCE OFFICIAL AND LITERALLY SAID THAT IT HAS STARTED. IT WILL HIT MAINSTREAM NEWS WITHIN THE HOUR.

i hope that lad is alright...

HOW DO YOU
>CURRENTLY FEEL, user?
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HOW DO YOU
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HOW DO YOU
>CURRENTLY FEEL, user?

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I will never watch a nigger

F35BROS THE POOL'S CLOSED.

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youtube.com/watch?v=SXWVpcypf0w
>youtube.com/watch?v=SXWVpcypf0w
youtube.com/watch?v=SXWVpcypf0w

blast it to let the neighbors know the news

Good luck Ukraine, you're going to need it.

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>LIVESTREAMS
ALL OF THESE PLACES ARE LIKELY TO RECIEVE AIRSTRIKES.

>KHARKIV
youtube.com/watch?v=H7ZbVufqW3s

>MAURIPOL
youtube.com/watch?v=mE9nRMx8n6s

>KALANCHAK
youtube.com/watch?v=qxYsvdC4-yA

THE MISSILES ARE FLYING

twitter.com/Militarylandnet/status/1496666879418589190

actually HAPPENING

IT BEGINS

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So mariupol got nuked or what

any streams?

IT'S HABBENING

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Based Gary. Anyways do we have any sources other than Foam Party Marco?

I'm going to get pizza and beer with friends in an hour and a half. Can Russia hurry the fuck up?

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god that looks delicious

BREAKING
>BREAKING
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>BREAKING

absolutely fucking nothing happened YET AGAIN and you retards got all fired up, unbelievable

i fucking hate the shitposting man holy shit

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He's not just the vice chairman but a member of the gang of 8. A select group of senators who are keyed into basically every shady glowop the u.s. gets upto.

I have a fever but now I refuse to sleep. War is upon us.

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LET ME SEE YOUR WAR FACE Any Forums!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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2 more weeks!

How long until
>they're only bombing Kharkiv, total nothingburger until Kiev is being bombed

when the invasion is confirmed

Didnt realize Marco was a war strategist for the Kremlin

Impressive.

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Lookner trying to pretend he isn't rock hard right now

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

RUSSIA IS DOING A BLITZ ATTACK FROM EVERY POSITION AS I WRITE THIS

IT'S OVER

You guys do realize, right, that nothing has happened yet and is unlikely to happen at all?

Cybersex Imminent
>Cybersex Imminent
Cybersex Imminent
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Cybersex Imminent
>Cybersex Imminent

Guess it happened after all...

remember when that homo zelenski was like : heh my us frens tell me invasion is at 5 am hahahaha can you believe these guys ? and then went out to say it was sarcasm
well sarcasm your way out of this you slav niggers

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UKRAINE NOW A CIVVY NFZ, USAF ASSETS NOW WITHDRAWING. THEY SAID THEY WOULD DO THIS WHEN RUSSIAN FORCES PREPARE FOR FINAL OPERATIONS.

TURKISH TRANSPORT PLANES NOW PREPPING FOR TAKE OFF AND EVACUATION

HEAVY TRAFFIC AT 4AM IN EAST UKRAINE.

REPORTS OF COMPANY LEVEL INFILTRATIONS ACROSS EAST AND SOUTH UKRAINE BY RUSSIAN TROOPS. UKRAINIAN TROOPS ENGAGING HOSTILES.
AIR OPS:
5:45AM MOSCOW TIME

4:45AM UKRAINE TIME

LOOKS LEGIT.

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False alarm lol, the guy is back. Imagine if it was just something falling over and everyone lost their shit because the eyes on edge

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No it's it's not happening

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LET'S GO!

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Negative, command. The F35 requires deep water to deploy.

Rubio is retarded and you're retarded for listening to him.
It
Is
Not
Happening

SHIT GET THE WATER NIGGA

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First

Yeah ok vlad cool story

MASS FORMATION PSYCHOSIS
>MASS FORMATION PSYCHOSIS
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MASS FORMATION PSYCHOSIS
>MASS FORMATION PSYCHOSIS

>ITS HAPPENING

>youtube.com/watch?v=M1uT6mE9e2A&ab_channel=KNNKEKNEWSNETWORK

Still full speed out of there.

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Unbothered. Moisturized.

guys by crypto as hard as you can
((they)) whant you to panic sell it
means crypto going to the moon

HOLY SHIT A MARCO RUBIO JUST FLEW OVER MY HOUSE

The most dedicated poster.

Really? Oh shi

>President Zelensky, I'm FSB.

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stickies are cancer, so hopefully never

Nothing burger

#d9
#GTBSG
If you're not bleeding you're not drained out
youtu.be/MxtBdPwBxxU

Is FORTE12 also leaving Ukranian airspace. I imagine it would be exempt from the airspace closure, but it has changed course recently.

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thread moving so fast noone will see i suck tranny cock

Is it immoral for me to fap tonight despite war happening?

UN MEETING ABOUT TO START!!!
> UN MEETING ABOUT TO START!!!

youtube.com/watch?v=H5fcis5LfJ0

dont think thats the same guy buddy

youtube.com/watch?v=pJsOGlcz9q4

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>KEEV

POV:
>You´re a cliff bar, seconds from being eaten by a kike, while WW3 starts.

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Ivans, report in, confirm that Putin didn't cut your internet

it literally has been by rubio

faggot

thank you

youtube.com/watch?v=Ef5AhamcE98

Multiple cars with sirens sped past nice and fast.

Any other good livestreams to keep up?

Looks like the same guy.

Much appreciated!

POST MORE KPOP SLUTS AHHHH IM FINNA COOOM

youtu.be/iW4suxA2OGY
That's more like it.

>only flight over ukraine is 1 drone

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NICE BAIT, BOIOLA

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He appeared after they ran and then the cameras went off.

Russia will be only free country after Antichrist is declared World President.

The airspace is closed for civilian aircraft.

Is he okay?

what is that?

SHITS ON FAYA YO

Feeling comfy knowing nothing is going on

>Tfw when my chances of getting a Ukrainian warbride qt just went up

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dilate

What did he mean by this?

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Looks exactly the same. Same camo, same hat.

thanks

youtube.com/watch?v=zI1CyVCsWCQ
Happening theme

ENTIRE XOXOL ARMY HIDING IN PRZEMYŚL ITS OVER

>lmao so they occupied ukraine? this is a fucking nothingburger desperate warmonger media

digits and I poo myself

Are there this many people in this much denial every time there's a major world event

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>T-THERE IS NO SHELLING
>T-THERE ARE NO TOWNS ON FIRE
>A-A WAGNER NOR RUSSIAN DID NOT ATTACK A HOHOL AT A CHECKPOINT
>R-RUSSIA ISN'T DOING ANYTHING
>T-THIS IS A NOTHINGBURGER, A FUCKING EMPTY SADNWICH OY VEY

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it doesnt want to be shot down lol

>And then there was one

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Pretty funny, coming from a kraut

it's over

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We need more pictures from Mariupol

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US Airforce Drone.

Dumb TNO poster

2 more minutes!

pics and timestamp
hop to it

Which ones, I only like xmr

upsidedownbro is the realest nigga itt

Probably, but it might just be for fuel since it's been there for just about long enough. That being said the timing is a bit insane.

I'd say 30% chance that once it clears Ukraine air space shit *really* hits the fan.

That we know of user

You're only saying this because you don't want to get your hopes up

Im having a giggle mate

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Stop user, you're going to awaken some sort of repressed kink in me.

Every livestream in cities across the south and east just got a spike in activity of cops.

these threads move so fast no one will notice i'm a big homo

>2 minutes
>20 minutes
>2 hours
>20 hours
>2 days
>2 weeks
>2 months
>2 years
>2 decades

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kek get to straining user

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UNMITIGATED BARRAGE OF DEEP CONCERN
INCOMING

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guy is just got off the phone with Putin


TANKS IN 30

MY FRIEND GOT THE VACCINE AND NOW THIS IS HIM IN THE HOSPITAL

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>random twitter link
HOLY SHIT LOOK GUYS ITS HAPPENING

That flag says it all

Ahhh, pentagram. THE FREEMASONS. ANtIChRist IS coming. HIDE IN YOUR BUNKER

US is trying to bait russia into shooting down the wrong plane again, joe biden really wants nuclear war kek

see

Follow UBE342 - Headed to Kiyv, ukrainian plane.

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Heavy RU strategic bombing activity. Opening airstrikes, including S/MRBM targeting, are imminent.
>Heavy RU strategic bombing activity. Opening airstrikes, including S/MRBM targeting, are imminent.

Heavy RU strategic bombing activity. Opening airstrikes, including S/MRBM targeting, are imminent.
>Heavy RU strategic bombing activity. Opening airstrikes, including S/MRBM targeting, are imminent.

Heavy RU strategic bombing activity. Opening airstrikes, including S/MRBM targeting, are imminent.
>Heavy RU strategic bombing activity. Opening airstrikes, including S/MRBM targeting, are imminent.

Heavy RU strategic bombing activity. Opening airstrikes, including S/MRBM targeting, are imminent.
>Heavy RU strategic bombing activity. Opening airstrikes, including S/MRBM targeting, are imminent.

Heavy RU strategic bombing activity. Opening airstrikes, including S/MRBM targeting, are imminent.
>Heavy RU strategic bombing activity. Opening airstrikes, including S/MRBM targeting, are imminent.

Heavy RU strategic bombing activity. Opening airstrikes, including S/MRBM targeting, are imminent.
>Heavy RU strategic bombing activity. Opening airstrikes, including S/MRBM targeting, are imminent.

Heavy RU strategic bombing activity. Opening airstrikes, including S/MRBM targeting, are imminent.
>Heavy RU strategic bombing activity. Opening airstrikes, including S/MRBM targeting, are imminent.

Heavy RU strategic bombing activity. Opening airstrikes, including S/MRBM targeting, are imminent.
>Heavy RU strategic bombing activity. Opening airstrikes, including S/MRBM targeting, are imminent.
Heavy RU strategic bombing activity. Opening airstrikes, including S/MRBM targeting, are imminent.
>Heavy RU strategic bombing activity. Opening airstrikes, including S/MRBM targeting, are imminent.

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH I CANT TAKE IT TTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT

UN meeting
youtube.com/watch?v=9CdY7t5VKIY

This is turning into /3gd/

It has already been happening and there is nothing you can do, go circle jerk at the cooler fed boi.

I had a great shit. Good morning.

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Yes, its just that the usual happenings are mostly nothingburgers, the cucks get blueballed so often they start to believe it

>IT S NOT HAPPENING

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I will rape her so hard when we capture her. Then shoot a bullet through her skull.
HNGGGHHGBG

AHHHHHHH DIGITS FOR WWIII

Allah will notice bro

He is on the senate intelligence committee, he may be privy to intelligence about what's going on and he's also making VERY bold and VERY specific claims so he'll look like a massive retard if he's wrong.

>5566

Crimea river

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I remember some Russian telling me that there was going to be no war because surely no rational figure would invade Ukraine, and it's all just hysterics from Biden to salvage his approval rating.

HOLY SHIT ITS ACTUALLY HAPPENING

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GIVI

as long as it's to either ukrainian or russian chicks it's acceptable

Is the Ukrainian navy at Mariopol

MGS Villain in the making

ROLLLLAN FOR DESTRUCTION AND CHAOS

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This general is pretty much twitter.com now

THE FUCK ARE THESE TWEETS EVEN BASED ON? WHERE THE FUCK ARE THEY GETTING THIS BULLSHIT FROM?

why dont you post the source
jesus fucking christ

SHOCK AND AWE

>SHOCK AND AWESHOCK AND AWE
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>SHOCK AND AWESHOCK AND AWE
>SHOCK AND AWE SHOCK AND AWE
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>SHOCK AND AWE

SHOCK AND AWE

link to stream?

oh pablo

oops

COMBAT FORMATION BRAVO

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>2 seconds

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Yes. People still think that the COVID scam was not a happening.

That's a global hawk drone, do Russian planes and drones show up on here?

There literally were Jews in Germany who refused to believed they were about to get shoah'd even as they were loaded on trucks. People are cattle.

From their own asses

PLANTÃO DA GLOBO JUST FLEW OVER MY HOUSE
IT'S UNIRONICALLY OVER ANÕES

Checked

yeah i thought it was pretty good even though people complained about technical difficulties or whatever. Kanye in his bag rn fr fr. just thriving. he a schizo king fr. netflix doc is good too

looks serious, wish him a speedy recovery

You're just in time the missiles are falling

take a knife and drain your life
youtu.be/Z9AfOAss50I

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HES VICE OF THE INTELLIGENCE SENATE. HE'S A GLOWIE

tell me more about jane