Latest: >Airlines have been told not to fly over any part of Ukraine >Ukraine government websites hacked >Multiple explosions just heard in Donetsk >Zelensky says Putin has approved war >Russia just issued a NOTAM on the border with Ukraine >Multiple airports closed >Cameras disabled at Crimea border >Leaders of DPR/LPR officially request help from Russia to fight back against Ukraine >Malware targeting computers in Ukraine >Reports of internet/TV/power/mobile blackouts >Explosions and fighting being reported in multiple cities >Chemical plant in Crimea being evacuated, Ukraine claims Russia is planning false flag >Non-critical hospital patients in Donetsk being evacuated >Ukraine's in now in a State of Emergency >Multiple Ukraine banks and government sites hit by cyber attack today and went down >Ukraine parliament and other locations received a bomb threat >Zelensky was told a full invasion could begin within 48 hours >DPR and LPR claim there were two terrorist attacks last night, one at TV station and another at a trolleybus depot >Russia claims they detained 6 people in attempt to blow up church in Crimea >Zelensky: Operational, Territorial Defense and Army Reservists will be called to Service to begin Mobilization >Constant shelling over the past few days i.4cdn.org/wsg/1645562831761.webm >Multiple countries have announced sanctions >Russia evacuated embassy in Ukraine >Putin just recognised the entire Donbas as independent, including Ukraine-occupied territory >Nord Stream 2 suspended
Putin yesterday addressed the nation and gave a 45 minute history lesson. Called Ukraine Russian land and said he will show them real "decommunisation". Confirmed hit list - says he knows their names, will hunt them down. Also claimed Ukraine plans to make nukes. He ended the speech by recognising the DPR and LPR Speech: youtu.be/W57I2mzAr9c
Threadly reminder that this entire "invasion" is nothing more than Twitter fanfic written by literal whos.
Jacob Miller
Slava Ukraini
Bentley Murphy
What’s with all the western propaganda in this board? There’s no war in Ukraine, Russia just sent a peace keeping force to two independent pro Russian states who requested help to protect Russians and Ukrainians from the corrupt Ukrainian Nationalist government who is trying to genocide it’s citizens. There’s no invasion and all the warmongering is from the west.
What’s with all the beans propaganda in this board? There’s no one actually eating beans, shills just sent an image to multiple independent threads who requested help to protect legumes from the corrupt shitposters who are trying to derail the thread. There’s no eating and all the beans are still in the can.
What's the chance of more US deployments? I need to Jody them so hard
Xavier Adams
What’s with all the beans propaganda in this board? There’s no one actually eating beans, shills just sent an image to multiple independent threads who requested help to protect legumes from the corrupt shitposters who are trying to derail the thread. There’s no eating and all the beans are still in the can.
Zachary Foster
It's been at least a full month of supposed "imminent" invasion
Does anyone have actual footage of this shit? Or are we all suddenly trusting the media?
Gabriel Jones
Checked and based
Aiden Lopez
who got banned?
Nathaniel Martinez
>Russian journalist interviewing Lugansk militiamen after a hard combat against the Ukrainian recon group this night >that fucking beanie the guy on the left wears
Accurate except that France is not a player in there, now one cares what our granny fiddler is thinking about the ukraine issue
Landon Thompson
Fucking faggots. I wanted to buy a jacket from Russia but that cunt has probably been conscripted by now.
Lincoln Rogers
ok fair enough . but it wont start exactly at 4 - i say wait until 5 and then call it
Samuel Richardson
I'm more concerned about what's happening in Ukraine
Camden Torres
>nothing happening >feel like if I got to sleep everything will kick off and I'll miss it
Logan Williams
Agreed, the Ukrainian regime needs to be toppled to ensure the safety of the Donbass republics, Russia and Belarus
Levi Young
its may happen but 100% not today its so ruskies does not get positions of ukr forces. ruskies dont have modern military recon capabilities so all they can hope is social media
Jordan Ross
Fuck Russia, my brother who is in SBS currently sitting fully kitted up waiting to board a plane in case they need to evacuate VIPS. (who should have left already).
Kayden Gonzalez
literally me rn. now i understand why they call it "surfing the web." our consciousness is interlinked through humanity's second collective nervous system. it is a spider's web- i feel vibrations from everywhere equally. i am Ascending
I DON'T CARE ABOUT THE POLITICS I JUST WANT TO SEE JEWKRAINE GET TOPPLED FUCK THOSE PIGLET FAGGOTS
Michael Johnson
>this entire "invasion" is nothing more than Twitter fanfic it's to misplace blame for the crazy price increases youre about to see because liberal retards want people to ride bicycles to save muh planet
Michael Kelly
Tak samo.
Henry Moore
Rumor is 4am which is in 22mins if nothings happens then I’m off to bed too
Ukranian bunch shills that were posting tiktok videos got suspended on twitter all at the same time
Carter Gray
I'll be here until 6 Kiev time.
Benjamin Taylor
Same. But I still love Ryuko
Hunter Brooks
Every day I wake up saying to myself "I won´t spend the whole fucking evening/night observing the situation in Ukraine, having Lookner as background noise, checking cams, while scrolling through one /uhg/ after the other... And yet again, here I am... MAKE IT STOP!
Yeah, when it happens it’ll be a surprise and not when the big news says so; unless they just do it non-stop like they’ve been doing. What we’re seeing now is probably just rebels or small skirmishes. Stay safe Ukrainian bro
Brandon Kelly
traffic jam at ukrainian border at 3 in the morning
LITERALLY TANKS IN 30 MINUTES!!! GODSPEED UKRBROS!!!
Isaiah Diaz
20 MORE MINUTES UNTIL HABBENINGS GUYS >20 MORE MINUTES UNTIL HABBENINGS GUYS 20 MORE MINUTES UNTIL HABBENINGS GUYS >20 MORE MINUTES UNTIL HABBENINGS GUYS 20 MORE MINUTES UNTIL HABBENINGS GUYS >20 MORE MINUTES UNTIL HABBENINGS GUYS
>20 minutes left and nothing happening yet ?? guys?
Oliver Foster
I'm US east coast and probably gonna stay up until midnight at least waiting for the happening. I think that's either 6am or 7am Kyiv time? Really hope tonight's the night, boys.
Ayden Howard
That feel when that's my wife who drives me to work.
Liam Morgan
ukraine closed borders with ruskies and potatoes all who wanted to cross stuck
William James
>Eurofags can't stand a simple happening >OKAY I GIVE UP, NOTHING WILL HAPPEN ZZZZZZ
why would there be a traffic jam? if they plan to invade they would certanly close the road not just have a bnuch of civilian cars stuck in a traffc jam behind tanks
Gabriel Collins
macron and EU/'french' glowniggers are in meltdown mode 200% confirmed.
Aiden Fisher
Traffic jam declared. War imminent!
Hunter Cooper
uptime up 21:04
Ryan Nguyen
2 more decaminutes
Colton Butler
I will kill you if nothing happens.
Anthony Bennett
I gotta say, I wasn't so convinced about this Russian-language Dukes of Hazard spinoff but I'm really liking it so far.
Get up, jog on the spot for 15 minutes. Splash your face with cold water. Clasp yuor hands to your mouth, breathe in to them slowly, cup them around your eyes. Rotate your eyes around in circles for a couple minutes. Congrats, you are now more awake.
user i do the same thing i've even realized that none of this matters and that i should be paying attention to my actual life and not some politics shit happening on the other side of the world but i still do it. maybe it's because i've realized that that i keep doing it, who knows
Whats up with this KEEV nonsense its so fucking forced holy shit
Anthony Perez
Yeah, cos SBS operatives are totally allowed to text their mission brief to family members.
Dylan Roberts
I want to be cumming as the nukes fall, so my shadow is immortalized as busting a nut
Elijah King
I spend every second lurking this thread at work I surf UHG when I have any free time and have lookner up monitoring the situation I've been sleeping 4 hours a night watching. You are not alone user.
Cameron Morris
What if its underway and were just all shitposting
Luke Powell
this but with a perpetual shot of beefeater in hand
Oliver Reed
What's with glowniggers and announcing when they're going to bed lol
Owen Morris
You're a weak cuck. I hope a horde of crazed Chechens ambush you and your wife on your way to work and rape both of you to death.
Ryder Allen
Politics aside you have no heart if you want qts like these at the mercy of Russian soldiers
You guys tried that already in the 16th century because of muh religious differences. You're fanatical retards and will forever be treated as such.
Ethan Stewart
two weeks
Jonathan Wood
welcome to three hours ago
Cooper Martin
Our glowniggers retired long time ago, we have nothing like CIA or fbi anymore. Just a few semi-glowie watching pointelessly at a few arabs and a couole far rightoids.
life isn't a movie lol, he went to pick up vips and random stragglers in Kabul last year too. i guess it's dangerous but it's not like they're going to assasinate osama bin laden bruv
Dominic Adams
This could arguably be the metalworks as the camera is looking straight at them. Why metalworks would be sending smoke up at 4AM is a different question.
Evan Cooper
And American niggers are going to run a train on your mother. We are not the same. POCCИЯ БУДET COЖЖEHA
i will get comfy and play vidya while i wait for the world to end what video games have you been enjoying recently /uhg/? i am working on a noita clear
Andrew Scott
>fanatics arguing over religious differences sounds familiar
Anthony Morales
Shalom
Isaac Foster
Putin just kidding, no invasion. Just a big practice joke! Heh hah, got ya Joe Judden
I would ensure you delete that from hard drive before you go to bed...
Aaron Ramirez
the United States Secretary of State apparently. man, Blinken really hasn't looked great this entire presidency has he? fun fact he was at the Dalton School while Jeffrey Epstein was teaching there and Bill Barr's dad was the headmaster, and his father in law (an extremely powerful Zionist NYC lawyer) was the last person to speak to Ghislaine Maxwell's Zionist superspy dad Robert before he mysteriously passed away on his yacht near La Palma
Okres masz zjebie? Ruski ci psa zgwałciły czy coś?
Charles Nguyen
45th VDV Spetznas Brigade. While this is a real unit, it's not been given any go ahead - another piece of Twitter fanfic.
David Hernandez
Russian
James Phillips
I just hope the ukrainian slut i fucked last year is safe
Jason Roberts
Ok Ukraine bros, ok Russia bros, I want a fair fight, no hitting below the belt, no shooting in the back, and no nukes. Keep the raping to a minimum please. Are you ready Ukraine? Are you ready Russia?
What we thinking, massive artillery and missile barrage dead on 4am or
>nothing
Hudson Green
CIVILIAN PLANES TURNING ROUND FROM UKRAINE.
Elijah Turner
>two more picoseconds
Joseph Cox
if nukes start going off i'm going to drop acid, in fact i have one tab which i have been saving for that very purpose for over a year
Julian Richardson
kek is that real?????
Joshua Reed
>install official software with US backdoor >install pirated software with Russian backdoor
Christopher Mitchell
>Israeli flight it's happening boys
Christopher Young
I can't wait until brits will rape you again paddy :)
Thomas Thomas
i mean i would do if I had to deal with this mess
Carter Kelly
Israeli HALO/HAHO jump.
Dominic Wright
Okay some guy posts a time when the attack will start and now everyone believes this bs? Watch when nothing happened as the sunrise begins in Ukraine.
Alexander Brown
Hope you know that you're brother could absolutely lose his job for telling you that and that you posting it here only makes that more likely you stupid prick
Josiah Rodriguez
holy shit lmao
Hunter Brooks
so do contemporary leftist "men", i'd argue which one of the two is more manly
>you have no heart Never said I did. May the liberators do with the spoils as they please.
Ethan Taylor
They know it's coming
Joshua Bailey
Russias not going to invade Kiev directly but they have it on standby because they know the jewish imperialist tricks of making them seem like the bad guys. If the ukrops move on donetsk, then russia will CERTAINLY go ahead and move in its forces in that are waiting in near Donbas region in a full out defense against the ukrop pigs. Firstly Donbas then Kharkiv. Once pic related area is controlled, then russia will have talks with ukraine about surrender and making this region of the country annexed to russia. it all depends on how brazen the hohol pigs are.
what did obese whore thought it was gonna happen? that her obese arms are huge?
Ryder Gomez
Nobody knows, but conventionally Ukraine won't last for long. Guerilla warfare will take indefinitely but I really cannot even put a guess on how long Zelensky's government will last. Maybe 2 weeks?
Nothing's going to happen tonight and we're all going to look retarded.
Jack Foster
Kikes can use their noses as tail fins, to perfect their landing location.
Nolan Bennett
>tel aviv to toronto fitting
Jack Hill
Someone should really claim that unnamed Island.
Justin Ward
> renegotiate the treaty Renegotiation is happening right now. Ukraine has failed to comply with the treaty for 8 years. You could read the treaty yourself it's 1 A4 page of text.
Gabriel Mitchell
KARA BOGA IS BEING DEPLOYED?! ALLAHU ACKBAR.
Carter Wood
Ok faggot you will have to learn how to suck Russian dilf cock if you want to live
