Nintendo has made zoomers too weak to fight in the military.
Nintendo saves zoomers from dying for Israel
Henry Lewis
Elijah Phillips
Why would Zoomers enlist anyways? To "give back" to their country? Social Security won't exist by the time they retire, but they're forced to pay into it.
Dylan Ramirez
Kek
Jack Russell
>government blames nintendo after their actions last few years
sometimes clown world has some legitimately solid punch lines
Christian Cox
SHOULD HAVE BOUGHT SEGA DREAMCASTS!!!
>44K88
Mason Barnes
>Be fit zoom zoom
Fuck fuck fuck
Aiden Phillips
>spend decades doing everything possible to weaken Men
>succeed
>wtf why did nintendo do this to us
Jordan Butler
>Get down and give me 20, you fucking maggot!
Bruh no cap dat ain't vibin fr no cap bruh
Daniel Brooks
>spend the last 30 years filling the country with poison
>shocked when you end up with a bunch of useless zombie people
Carson Ortiz
Don't drink milk, white man. Drink your corn syrup.
Adrian James
Samuel Bailey
>showering together? That sounds sussy bruh
Luke Brown
I would like to see the T levels of Zoomers
Bentley Gomez
>Make a country off the basis that people should be free
>Said people become weak because they are not forced to do anything
>act surprised when your country becomes weak as a result
Ethan Jenkins
SHEEEEEEEEEEESH
Michael Taylor
free sex change operations and a chance for a top spot in the faggot dogpile regime
Jonathan Ward
higher than yours boomer
Carter Jones
Michael Russell
ZOOMER GENERAL
>ZOOMER GENERAL
ZOOMER GENERAL
>ZOOMER GENERAL
Justin Murphy
lmao you gonna get drafted into zogbot brigade kid
David Jones
Yikes lol
Sebastian Thompson
Show me your war face
Joseph Reed
arguably, the small genitals of male zoomers don't even run on testosterone
Hunter Smith
i thought gamers were the future of soldiers. look at those comfy chairs. you have any idea the years of conditioning it takes to master sitting on your ass?
Luke Hill
>why did nintendo do this to us
post nigger on the message board and i'll tell you.
Aaron Smith
Yeah, it was nintendo and not snoybeans and atrazine, OK.
Michael Lee
Too much sugary cereal.
Luis Rodriguez
You can’t stop the Nintendo switch. It’s power is too great.
Kevin Lee
Based Japan.
Carson Bailey
millenials were the nintendo generation. what pathetic propaganda
Blake Jackson
That’s rich considering that most Zoomies grew up with the Nintendo Wii