/uhg/ - Ukraine Happening General #172

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>Multiple airports closed
>Cameras disabled at Crimea border
>Leaders of DPR/LPR officially request help from Russia to fight back against Ukraine
>Malware targeting computers in Ukraine
>Reports of internet/TV/power/mobile blackouts
>Explosions and fighting being reported in multiple cities
>Chemical plant in Crimea being evacuated, Ukraine claims Russia is planning false flag
>Non-critical hospital patients in Donetsk being evacuated
>Ukraine's in now in a State of Emergency
>Multiple Ukraine banks and government sites hit by cyber attack today and went down
>Ukraine parliament and other locations received a bomb threat
>Zelensky was told a full invasion could begin within 48 hours
>DPR and LPR claim there were two terrorist attacks last night, one at TV station and another at a trolleybus depot
>Russian FSB claims they detained 6 people in attempt to blow up church in Crimea
>Zelensky: Operational, Territorial Defense and Army Reservists will be called to Service to begin Mobilization
>Constant shelling over the past few days
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>Multiple countries have announced sanctions
>Russia evacuated embassy in Ukraine
>Putin just recognised the entire Donbas as independent, including Ukraine-occupied territory
>Putin asked for permission yesterday to use the army abroad, was approved, gives him a blank check to use the military however he wants
>DPR and LPR claiming they're still being shelled
>US urged Zelensky to move to Lviv
>US evacuated diplomats to Poland
>Putin orders peacekeeping mission
>Tanks filmed moving through Donetsk
>Nord Stream 2 suspended

Putin yesterday addressed the nation and gave a 45 minute history lesson. Called Ukraine Russian land and said he will show them real "decommunisation". Confirmed hit list - says he knows their names, will hunt them down. Also claimed Ukraine plans to make nukes.
He ended the speech by recognising the DPR and LPR
Speech: youtu.be/W57I2mzAr9c

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first for shills mad

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What’s with all the western propaganda in this board? There’s no war in Ukraine, Russia just sent a peace keeping force to two independent pro Russian states who requested help to protect Russians and Ukrainians from the corrupt Ukrainian Nationalist government who is trying to genocide it’s citizens. There’s no invasion and all the warmongering is from the west.

Beans

A NOTAM just flew over my house!

what does NOTAM stand for?

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>mfw i ask the FSB to do a false flag and this is what they rustle up


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Are there still retards who actually think russia wants to invade western Ukraine?

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bro why are YOU EATIN BEANS HAHAHAH

Cunts

Why do krauts love dis beans?

nukes in 30 minutes

BEAN BOY

notice to all airmen

hehe didn't get first
get fucked beann nigga

start eating your beans already nibba

I am not a supporter of Putin, but his position on Ukraine is absolutely adequate.
There is simply nothing to object about.
Russia has always been friendly to Ukraine, has always been an open, fraternal and friendly country. Since the collapse of the USSR, Russia has always helped Ukraine: benefits, preferences, resources sold cheaper than other countries, gave profitable loans. Russia treated Ukraine as a brotherly country.
And how did Ukraine repay? By the fact that it wanted to join NATO, a military organization whose entire raison d'etre is aimed at confronting first the eastern social bloc, and then Russia. This is a real betrayal, this is a stab in the back. Why did Ukraine want American military bases on the border with Russia? Why are they ready to place in their country American weapons directed exclusively against Russia?
Further, why was it necessary to indulge the Ukrainian nationalists? There are no more than 20% of the population there (concentrated mainly in the western regions, the former Galicia), who do not want to have anything to do with the "Muscovites". The remaining 80% of the population of Ukraine are for friendship and partnership with Russia.
It was a stupid political mistake to ban the Russian language (which 80% of Ukraine speaks and thinks). In fact, they wanted to carry out a forced Ukrainianization of the entire PRO-Russian population. They wanted to deprive millions of Russians of their native language and culture, tear them from their roots and record them in a new state that did not even have a history and original culture.
Therefore, the alienation of the territories of Ukraine is quite natural.
Natural and justified.
It is a pity that everything turns out this way, God sees the Russian people do not want this fratricidal war, but we are left with no choice. I hope this war will be as humane as possible in relation to Ukrainian soldiers.

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>Three days ago trannies said nothing will happen
>Now here we are

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ETA UNTIL 1ST GUARD TANK ARMY IS GOING TO ROLL?

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>Zelensky fucked off to Poland in his private jet
lel, so much for that. Fastest war since Blitzkrieg.

Notice to airmen. Just google it ffs.

Fuck Russia.
Terrorist state.

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notice to airmen, they can't go around downing more Malaysia planes

AN AIRCRAFT CARRIER JUST SAILED PAST MY HOUSE

Nothing ever happens

What’s with all the western propaganda in this board? There’s no war in Ukraine, Russia just sent a peace keeping force to two independent pro Russian states who requested help to protect Russians and Ukrainians from the corrupt Ukrainian Nationalist government who is trying to genocide it’s citizens. There’s no invasion and all the warmongering is from the west.

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I need to wake up in 4 hours, get on with it

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That's probably the region that would actually fight, they would probably be as radical as Chechnya.

BREAKING NEWS!!!!!!!!!: RUSSIAN TROOPS ENGAGED UKRAINIANS, UKRANIAN ARMY REPORTS ALL THE AIDE SENT BY THE USA HAD JUST TURNED OUT TO BE 400 LITERS OF MR WHIPPY ICE CREAM, AMMUNITION CRATES ALL FULL OF SPRINKLES, SURRENDER IMMINENT SLEEPY JOE HAS DONE IT AGAIN

>THREAD THEME

youtu.be/4jngo-UZHkw

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The mayor of Kyiv, Vitaly Klitschko, has declared an emergency for the Ukrainian capital effective midnight local time, saying an "operational headquarters has been set up to coordinate the actions of the executive branch, the military command and law enforcement agencies
>The mayor of Kyiv, Vitaly Klitschko, has declared an emergency for the Ukrainian capital effective midnight local time, saying an "operational headquarters has been set up to coordinate the actions of the executive branch, the military command and law enforcement agencies

the jews always wait until some happening is going on to do this shit

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Hit him with the microwave beam scramble their brains

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Airspace closed until May 18

Its happening

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NOT ALL MEN

I love how the cameraman makes sure to have the “reporter” in frame and doesn’t react to the explosion.

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Holy shit

WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON

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dis nigga eating beans

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Rumours that Zelensky and the Ukrainian government's officials have moved to Poland, to direct resistance from abroad. - Politico

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they usually do it on Christmas day or something

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Is it imposed by Russia?

Russia closes airspace near Ukrainian border to civilian flights (NOTAM)

Can't wait for more Ukrainian blood!!

RUSSIA-SAMA PLEASE USE ME PEE PEE HOLE NOT MY POO POO HOLE ON NO AHHHH IT HURTS RUSSIA SAMA!!!!!

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THREAD THEME youtube.com/watch?v=oSSk1aXXhYc

>THREAD THEME youtube.com/watch?v=oSSk1aXXhYc

THREAD THEME youtube.com/watch?v=oSSk1aXXhYc

>THREAD THEME youtube.com/watch?v=oSSk1aXXhYc

THREAD THEME youtube.com/watch?v=oSSk1aXXhYc

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Who cares CIA man stationed in London, Russians legit don’t care what you think.

They will take Hoholistan no matter how much you post on this Mongolian sheepfarm forum

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How many dead Russians can we expect?

Fake

That's from 2014

>Russia closes airspace near Ukrainian border to civilian flights (NOTAM)
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>Russia closes airspace near Ukrainian border to civilian flights (NOTAM)
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>Russia closes airspace near Ukrainian border to civilian flights (NOTAM)
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>Russia closes airspace near Ukrainian border to civilian flights (NOTAM)
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>Russia closes airspace near Ukrainian border to civilian flights (NOTAM)
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>Russia closes airspace near Ukrainian border to civilian flights (NOTAM)
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>Russia closes airspace near Ukrainian border to civilian flights (NOTAM)
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>Russia closes airspace near Ukrainian border to civilian flights (NOTAM)
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ACTAHABИTECЬ

Too soon man

Loose bussy walking.

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>Despite all the evidence, Russia isn't invading b-because it just isn't OKAY!!!!!

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lookner really is a fucking idiot.
he can't figure out that russia is putting a no-fly over donetsk and luhansk.

Why do they sound so happy??

>TWO MORE HOURS
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Are we gonna get to see the SU-57 in action?

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created 2 days ago

hewwoo pootin pls respond

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Airspace's closed due to AIDS

Boxer is the head of their capital.
Clown is the head of their state.
How could we take them seriously? This is just a farce.

youtu.be/P62WJOBGq_M

about tree fiddy

everything changed after cia coup in 2013

Putin, pick up the phone

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IT'S BEGINNING

Zelenskiy says he tried to call Putin today, but he did not respond

Notam being over the border near Kharkiv, and not too far from Kyiv, is definitely concerning.

He’s a spastic what do you expect

JUST SUBMIT ALREADY HOHOLS, RECOGNIZE INDEPENDENT TERRITORIES AND GIVE US BACK OUR LANDS WHILE YOU'RE AT IT

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POST
WAR
TUNES!!!!!

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a lot more than the Kremlin reports.

How pathetic, this will go into history books as another example how weak Hohol Jews are

>rostov

Ukraine taking over its historic clay confirmed.

youtube.com/watch?v=OejLZrzuK6E
I just... I don't believe in that happening anymore
Nuke me please

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what's this meme about "THREE HOURS LEFT" or two hours?

>no mention of the maidan coup
you must be a shill

Anybody here has still some compassion left?
It's easy to shitpost from your cozy home when a war is about to begin with untold ammounts of civilian casualties.
This is way different than USA invading third world countries.
I don't see Russians being that careful thinking about collateral damage.
They will just bomb the shit out of anything that moves and dont moves

Proof?

OH HAM И HAХУЙ HE HУЖEH ИHTEPHET BAШ

Kek, no. Time to load up Ace Combat though

>airMEN
gendered language?
wow how bigoted

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We are not invading Ukraine because Donetsk and Luhansk are independent countries. Therefore, we are actually halting a Ukrainian invasion of independent countries.

What is it with Eastern Europeans thinking unguided rockets are good weapons

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that people kept saying that and nothing happened

All Russian airspace along the Ukranian border has been shut

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got your banans lol

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there's no way this is recent, probably not even from Ukraine

1100 aircraft involved

youtube.com/watch?v=Wg47ZvtdK3w

I can't believe this shit is happening when high speed internet and other tech like this exists honestly.

HOHOLS CRYING

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they already saw limited action in syria afaik
also, yes of course, the combat experience will be invaluable to both pilots and designers/engineers

thanks now I have a boner

BREAKING
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youtube.com/watch?v=SHDWBarsjlA

Confirmed nothingburger. Its over

Yes, genuinely feel sorry for all the civilians who will be caught in the crossfire, especially the women as we all know what happens to them in war

should i be worried

erm excuse me, they already invaded. you must liberate the oblasts

Actually since they consider Ukies compatriots I think the war won't be as bad as we think

These retards refused to depose their clown even after he’s drafting them and fleeing to Poland. They deserve to die for being such pussies.

He knows what he has to do.. :)

I'll be laughing an unironically vote for him for the first time, if this is just most expensive gaslight in history.
Which is not even of the table.

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Kyiv would get encircled

4-5 thousand. No significant territory gained

Go put your combat gear on or something

>This is way different than USA invading third world countries.
How so, bong?

They are if you don't give a fuck about collateral damage.

B O H N E N

ok bot

yes you're next, good luck

LIFT ME UP LIFT ME UP

WAR THEME youtube.com/watch?v=zghOwqt4v3c

WAR THEME youtube.com/watch?v=zghOwqt4v3c

WAR THEME youtube.com/watch?v=zghOwqt4v3c

WAR THEME youtube.com/watch?v=zghOwqt4v3c

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Putin is a midget

>The worst is ugly short men. Women can be short, but for men it is impossible. It is something that they will not forgive in life - to be born short. I have never been friends with a short man in my life. Don't trust them; they are mean, and they want to kill you.

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Hand it over

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just our weekly sandnigger trolling, nothing to see goys.

>THE FEEL WHEN RUSSIA PUTS 50K MORE COOMERS TO RAPE YOU TO DEATH

NOOOOO RUSSIA-SAMA NOOOOOOOOOO

Can someone do some fan art of a female ukraine getting slamed by a big hairy man?

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gib

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Ever played project wingman?

kek

> don't see Russians being that careful thinking about collateral damage.
Are you insane? We mow people down with helicopters with a care in the world. We bombed a family of 7 and lied about them being terrorists in Iraq just a few months ago

>an invasion could be imminent
lol, still only imminent.
How many days has it been stuck at imminent? Four days? Five days?

actually yes the baltics can be easily cut off from the ground if they take all of ukraine

>How could we take them seriously? This is just a farce.

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HAPPENING THEME
youtube.com/watch?v=EKRkAEjjhpE

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Someone asked for war tunes?

youtube.com/watch?v=LvlkgiHAfHU

Jesus Christ man, how pathetic.

Short but big penis or Tall with small penis?

You're next, Putin won't stop at Ukraine and the West would rather sacrifice Poland (again) than to have a Nuclear Winter.

>Anybody here has still some compassion left?
What?
>It's easy to shitpost from your cozy home when a war is about to begin with untold ammounts of civilian casualties.
Yes.
>This is way different than USA invading third world countries.
Not really.

check a map and answer your own question

As long as you don't just invade Kharkiv I'm with you rusbro. Also if European Union was not full os pussies they would place also interposition troops in Ukraine and bring a stalemate, like Russia & Turkey did in Syria.

Afghanistan

I AM OBAMA

Shut up sour kraut bean boy

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holy shit WTF

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>The mood in my local boozer in Kyiv is bleak. People are crying, not quite believing it will happen. We fear the worst but hope for the best.
twitter.com/johnsweeneyroar/status/1496598064445939717

NOOO THE ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE WILL START IF RUSSIA INVADES CHERNARUS

So far no happening. This is as bad as the Calm Before The Storm threads.

Put subtitles on

youtube.com/watch?v=TiCBkCL27rU

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Russian army is known for being extremely gay, officers pimp out privates in Moscow. Not even kidding Google it kek

Now THAT's some low-budget film making.

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blame the human condition. I also feel like you, but here we are nontheless.

They shouldn't worry, Russians will be polite and professional.
Polite people and all that. This isn't chechnya and it was the (((azov battalion))) invited in muzzy diversity hires. Russians know what to do with them.

You May Live To See Man-Made Horrors Beyond Your Comprehension

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I really hate the thought of Ukrainian lads getting caught in this shit. Russia definitely needs to get nuked if they ever invade the cities and proceed into war.

It's not apes like the Muhadeens, Mashallahs and Monkeysallah, they're very much civilized, and always wanted to opt out of Russia because they're a bunch of monkeys. Their cities are well developed compared to the shit out there in the Middle East.

What will you fags do when there's no invasion tonight lmao

Ukraine is not a real Country, Ukrainians are HIV infected cattle that was born to work and die slaves. Putin is doing them a favour, mate.

BEST OF LUCK AND GODSPEED TEAM RUSSIA

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A lot of Hohol women will be forcefully impregnated

Hans
Has
Heinz

WHICH STREAM

A lot closer to a happening than non-happening fags have been spouting off all week tho

LETS GOOOOOOO

youtube.com/watch?v=o01nS_M3PQY
always relevant

god willing all of them. its time to exterminate the mongol menace

I dunno chile bro I think I'm having an alright time comprehending what's going on

Fug

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bro

>HOHOL TROOPS UNDER FIRE

>HOHOL TROOPS UNDER FIRE


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She's going to get nuked ;_;
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not gonna download that shit nigga

Checked, please nuke us

Neck myself ideally, but probably just hope it's postponed until tomorrow night

You spend too much time on Twitter

We need a fucking pinned thread, these generals are spawning to fast.

>WE HAVE ALL THE STREAMS AT KNN

>youtube.com/watch?v=U6Mm4e4mQDE&ab_channel=KNNKEKNEWSNETWORK

Hrvoje incel go to bed

Where are you getting your local news? Give us some sites

Yeah. Imagine all the helpless tiny ukranian girls with dark hair and big tits getting violenly raped, passed around by the invading horde. That would truly be horrible. I can only hope nobody will film such disgusting scenes.

>I don't see Russians being that careful thinking about collateral damage.
youtube.com/watch?v=RM0uvgHKZe8
lol?

ITS SO CLOSE ITS ALMOST HAPPENING

JUST A COUPLE MORE TWOTTER CONFIRMATIONS AND ITLL HAPPEN

>100k troops at the border?
>I can't belive the russians would bully me with their 150k army
>oy vey 200K! ids anuddah shoah! I'm going back to israel.

LANDING SHIPS IN ODESSA AND MARIUPOL AT DAWN.

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Absolutely not.

6 million while one ukrainian warrior stubs his toe. Slava Ukraini!

cant stand this stupid foreplay any longer. fucking get on with it already, i need something to entertain my weekdays

kyiv
youtube.com/watch?v=2cyQPN5xQtU