/uhg/ - Ukraine Happening General #167

Latest:
>Kharkiv airport closed
>Cameras disabled at Crimea border
>Leaders of DPR/LPR officially request help from Russia to fight back against Ukraine
>Malware targeting computers in Ukraine
>Reports of internet/TV/power/mobile blackouts
>Explosions and fighting being reported in multiple cities
>Chemical plant in Crimea being evacuated, Ukraine claims Russia is planning false flag
>Non-critical hospital patients in Donetsk being evacuated
>Ukraine's in now in a State of Emergency
>Multiple Ukraine banks and government sites hit by cyber attack today and went down
>Ukraine parliament and other locations received a bomb threat
>Zelensky was told a full invasion could begin within 48 hours
>DPR and LPR claim there were two terrorist attacks last night, one at TV station and another at a trolleybus depot
>Russian FSB claims they detained 6 people in attempt to blow up a church in Crimea
>Zelensky: Operational, Territorial Defense and Army Reservists will be called to Service to begin Mobilization
>Constant shelling over the past few days
i.4cdn.org/wsg/1645562831761.webm
>Multiple countries have announced sanctions
>Russia evacuated embassy in Ukraine
>Putin just recognised the entire Donbas as independent, including Ukraine-occupied territory
>Putin asked for permission yesterday to use the army abroad, was approved, gives him a blank check to use the military however he wants
>DPR and LPR claiming they're still being shelled
>US urged Zelensky to move to Lviv
>US evacuated diplomats to Poland
>Putin orders peacekeeping mission
>Tanks filmed moving through Donetsk
>Nord Stream 2 suspended

Putin yesterday addressed the nation and gave a 45 minute history lesson. Called Ukraine Russian land and said he will show them real "decommunisation". Confirmed hit list - says he knows their names, will hunt them down. Also claimed Ukraine plans to make nukes.
He ended the speech by recognising the DPR and LPR
Speech: youtu.be/W57I2mzAr9c

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archive.md/XKYHI
polnewscentral.com/?page=joggers&id=1429
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twitter.com/OAlexanderDK/status/1496607422600855557
twitter.com/VladDavidzon/status/1496604617748135939
internationallaw.uslegal.com/international-human-rights/universal-human-rights-instruments/the-right-of-self-determination/
twitter.com/NeilPHauer/status/1496607130719342619
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ANIME

Finland ready to apply for NATO membership if there is a question of national security - PM
>Finland ready to apply for NATO membership if there is a question of national security - PM

Finland ready to apply for NATO membership if there is a question of national security - PM
>Finland ready to apply for NATO membership if there is a question of national security - PM

Finland ready to apply for NATO membership if there is a question of national security - PM
>Finland ready to apply for NATO membership if there is a question of national security - PM

Finland ready to apply for NATO membership if there is a question of national security - PM
>Finland ready to apply for NATO membership if there is a question of national security - PM

Finland ready to apply for NATO membership if there is a question of national security - PM
>Finland ready to apply for NATO membership if there is a question of national security - PM

Finland ready to apply for NATO membership if there is a question of national security - PM
>Finland ready to apply for NATO membership if there is a question of national security - PM

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What’s with all the western propaganda in this board? There’s no war in Ukraine, Russia just sent a peace keeping force to two independent pro Russian states who requested help to protect Russians and Ukrainians from the corrupt Ukrainian Nationalist government who is trying to genocide it’s citizens. There’s no invasion and all the warmongering is from the west.

If the US and Russia go to war, China will become the new world power.

God speed pootin

DEATH TO UKRAINE

In one hour I will initiate a massive doo-doo.

>Bread theme
youtube.com/watch?v=pVHKp6ffURY

>Explosions and fighting being reported in multiple cities
fake and gay

what are you drinking waiting for it to break down?
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news fren with a bomp

>RCMP working to ‘unfreeze’ protesters’ bank accounts, Ottawa says
polnewscentral.com/?page=qui&id=1449
archive.md/S1J6x

>EXCLUSIVE: Pete Buttigieg accepted $250,000 and gifts from mayoral campaign donors who were later awarded $33million in city contracts, raising concerns of 'pay to play' as Transportation Secretary doles out $210billion in infrastructure plan
polnewscentral.com/?page=pol&id=1850
archive.md/XKYHI

>US maternal deaths rise during pandemic amid racial disparities
polnewscentral.com/?page=joggers&id=1429
archive.is/u2wQA

>South Korea’s presidential race puts misogyny in spotlight
polnewscentral.com/?page=other&id=1467
archive.is/WLbhk

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PROTECT UKRAINIAN TRANS KIDS!!!

oh no, double suicide by Ukraine and Finland in a span of one week, How sad.

damn nigga how dem beans doe? u finna share em?

Hahahahaha u eatin beans nigga

El Presidente

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I used to enjoy happenings, now I only worry about my stock portfolio. Such is the life of the mountain jew, I guess.

TAKBIR

You know you're a shit glowie when you copy paste the same paragraph to every new thread

mcdonalds coffee

This has to be made up lol

My brother is in the military and he rang my mother to say that she will not hear from him for some time but not to worry. He said he was not allowed to say where he was going.

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Don't worry. He'll take care of your cuties.

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Well this has already backfired for ol Putin.

stop eating all dem beans you nigga, your gonna gas the whole board with your brrraps at this rate

Oh fugg :-DDD

nah something is happening
just not what happenoors was promised

Good Luck Ukraine Bros. You make history today.

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ALLAH AKBAR

GOD WILLING

SEX

I drinking a nice tall glass of Chinese false flags will start a third world war

>US says they're not going to sanction oil companies

NATO alliance in tatters

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I hope both sides get some good kills, some cool tech gets put on display, and in the end Russia gets some new clay, as well as water supplies to Crimea that were cut off.

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>DPR channel saying that today is the end of 8 years of "Ихтaмнeт" (ikhtamnet). This is slag for the unofficial Russian troops whose deployment is denied by the Russian government.
twitter.com/OAlexanderDK/status/1496607422600855557

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fuck off retard. follow along better.

You bean eating faggot

>"Russia attacked American-occupied oil field in Syria and America killed 200 Russians but with 0 casulties themselves, this totally happened bro."
>"No I don't work for the CIA, why do you ask?"

its probably warsaw

didnt they signed with russia a pact after ww2 that would make them neutral?
this looks fake

"Just returned from Nikolayevka with Evgeny Poddubny, which was attacked by two large groups of the Ukrainian Army that tried to take the Seversky Donets river. Ukrainians got at least 9 KIA. More details later."
This pisses off the fake country anons, die faster you faggots

come back to us same time tomorrow

Based british

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Monke no like beans, monke want banana

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twitter.com/VladDavidzon/status/1496604617748135939

its actually happening bros....

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western propaganda?? on a western website???? holy shit bros what does this mean?

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ukraine needs to respect the sovereignty of the new countries that have formed. all people have a right to self determination
internationallaw.uslegal.com/international-human-rights/universal-human-rights-instruments/the-right-of-self-determination/

I’m bout to head for da
Irish whiskey

Indeed, no need to worry, he's just off to getting pimped out by some Chechen Yefreytor.

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Will the Russians really be okay with him snatching the homeless womens?

Okay anons, going to sleep. Just hope ain't gonna miss the fun

I think it's time

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Condolence, Ivan.
I will properly bury your brother after I shoot him in the head.

No amount of painkillers will ease the pain after I'm done raping you.

Danish stinger missiles in Ukraine! We helped!

Stinger missiles... Do these even fucking work against anything Russia have?

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when have jewish rapist sex tourists ever hurt anyone?

if you dont hear back from him at all chances are he got jewroasted in those mobile crematoriums.
sorry he was stupid enough to enlist, bro.

Didn't Russia also sign a pact not to invade Ukraine lol

afiyet olsun

it would be sick if he joined the russians, he is a cool guy

Agreed

Nothing lasts forever.

based opportunistic sex tourist

Serious question.
What is so bad about Russia now? Do they have a democracy? Are their people living in a good country for them?
I really don't know the answer to those questions. Can someone please let me know the truth?

twitter.com/NeilPHauer/status/1496607130719342619

>People watching the news here in Kyiv all downcast, concerned. Belief that tonight will be the night

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>(((Davidzon)))
OY VEY