Aus/pol/ EARLY EDITION

Morning lads.
Time to discuss Aussie politics and all things related to OZ.
All this rain is a sign that the c
Image changers were right about droughts and huge bushfire seasons,,,right?

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Not as early as they used to be. Why are there never 6am threads these days?

hello all aussies are nigger faggots

>lads
>oz
Nice try, Zhao-wang

I haven't baked in a few weeks as other lads have been on the ball lately.
I wait to see if anyone else bakes because I got sick of it for reasons like >hello all aussies are nigger faggots
Morning yellow tranny.

Another step closer to becoming a 3rd world shit hole.
>>mobile.abc.net.au/news/2022-02-24/real-wages-are-slipping-backwards-february-2022/100854136
Thanks Mr Jewdenberg.

On the front page of theguardian.com/au

This is the first time there is no covid stuff

Does that mean the meme is over, I get my job back and I'm not getting terminated after all lmao

Morning threads are best threads. Time to get up and enjoy another day comtributing fuck all to dans vacinated economy.

unironically based

look at this fucking trash so glad whitey is being replaced

realestate.com.au/news/influencers-chloe-szep-and-mitchell-orval-pocket-900k-on-broadbeach-waters-home/?rsf=syn:news:nca:news:spa:strap

imagine being this retarded

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>I get my job back and I'm not getting terminated after all lmao
I hope you're right.
End of march is the beginning of neet life for me they recon.
Checked and cheers m8.

Mandates are pretty fucking heavy handed at this point for zero benefit other than Dan feeling like hes sticking it to the unvaccinated.

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Imagine being this retarded.

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was going to post this

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In QLD we have businesses that aren't even in mandated industries handing out "no jab, no job" ultimatums.
Fuck Labor and their stooges.

Emailed some NDIS provider yesterday. She is an occupational therapist. Apparently I need a report for reccommendations for the house. Wants to charge $193p/h and a call out fee. Pretty sure im in the wrong trades all this time.

they all are

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Lads has been a thing here for years.
OZ, well I've used that for years too.
Remember to make me THE DICTATOR OF OZ.
I'll be a benevolent dictator.
I'll use esaftey to hunt you 2 down and Julie will give you a good fucking.
You'll be incels forever otherwise.

Where are my Centrelink bros at?

I'm due for my first payment next week and got this letter. Why is my first payment halved? I've been on a waiting period too this whole time and where did they get that $95 fortnightly income thing from? I mean I remembered when I first applied they asked how much I earned when my work was severely reduced due to restirctions then I lost work completely when the Vax mandates came in

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>weforum.org/agenda/authors/alan-joyce

I suppose I should have known about the WEF rabbit hole, but it appears they are literally SPECTRE. This faggot was discussing der mandates very very early. Front running and foreshadowing within months, as I recall.
I wonder if some of the WEF clowns are just opportunists who think it's about the faggots and the equality. And then they attend a special meeting, and oops it's genocide.
>Bong MP Jo Cox is a former member. Former because she's dead. Killed by a 'nationalist', lol.

Also, must resist urge to say 'morning cunts' on the work group chat. I swear I'll type nigger by accident one day. Nigger.

NDIS is just the latest taxpayer funded cash cow.
Spend it all on therapeutic prozzies.

Any tips on how to do this? Do I claim that im a sexless wizard or something?

>Also, must resist urge to say 'morning cunts' on the work group chat. I swear I'll type nigger by accident one day. Nigger.
LOL.

Reminds me of the greentext of the user who was so used to reniggering the captchas, he did it at work while setting up a presentation in front of a bunch of coworkers lol

Wow, now I've gotta give Satan advice?
Tell them about your crippling anxiety about talking to women due to your disability, might work.
There's gotta be some way of getting something useful out of it.

maybe your halfway through a pay period?

Who else Married and hasn't had sex in a year?

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Also, do you have to apply for the other allowances and supplements.
Dont forget if your in vic you can apply for i think its $250 one off payment for power bills too on jobseeker.

about 5 years

Think that could be it since my waiting period ended 21/2?

Forgot link
energy.gov.au/rebates/energy-bill-relief-concession-card-holders

Oh right, how do I apply for this and am I still eligible if I'm back living with parents?

To be fair I have a one year old that wont leave us alone for 5 mins, and when we finally do get some time I juts want to chill.

Same with you?

Could be. Im only new to looking into all this gov payment stuff. Id say your next payment will be a full one.

Waddaya reckon fellas, will this pass muster? The GP sent it off for me yesterday. Otherwise I'm out of a job.

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