/uhg/ - Ukraine Happening General #164

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>Minutes ago: Leaders of DPR/LPR officially request help from Russia to fight back against Ukraine
>Wiper malware is targeting computers in Ukraine
>Reports of internet/TV/power blackouts
>Explosions and fighting being reported in multiple cities
>Chemical plant in Crimea being evacuated, Ukraine claims Russia is planning a false flag
>Non-critical hospital patients in Donetsk being evacuated
>Ukraine's State of Emergency begins at midnight
>Multiple Ukraine banks and government sites hit by cyber attack today and went down
>Ukraine parliament and other locations received a bomb threat
>Zelensky was told a full invasion could begin within 48 hours
>DPR and LPR claim there were two terrorist attacks last night, one at TV station and another at a trolleybus depot
>Russian FSB also claims they detained 6 people in an attempt to blow up a church in Crimea
>Zelensky: Operational, Territorial Defense and Army Reservists will be called to Service to begin Mobilization
>Constant shelling over the past few days
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>Multiple countries have announced sanctions
>Russia evacuated embassy in Ukraine
>Putin just recognised the entire Donbas as independent, including Ukraine-occupied territory
>Putin asked for permission yesterday to use the army abroad, was approved, gives him a blank check to use the military however he wants
>DPR and LPR claiming they're still being shelled
>US urged Zelensky to move to Lviv
>US evacuated diplomats to Poland
>Putin orders peacekeeping mission
>Tanks filmed moving through Donetsk
>Nord Stream 2 suspended

Putin yesterday addressed the nation and gave a 45 minute history lesson. Called Ukraine Russian land and said he will show them real "decommunisation". Confirmed hit list - says he knows their names, will hunt them down. Also claimed Ukraine plans to make nukes.
He ended the speech by recognising the DPR and LPR
Speech: youtu.be/W57I2mzAr9c

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youtube.com/watch?v=D0q2nxjpL2g
youtu.be/QExDI6uR2pY?t=603
youtube.com/watch?v=xyDKezDLGTM
twitter.com/Faaytuks/status/1496588998332268544
twitter.com/AndreyZhukovv/status/1496595082136461313
youtube.com/c/PatrickLancasterNewsToday
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twitter.com/NotWoofers/status/1496595679124377608
youtu.be/sfx7aVA7Pc8
twitter.com/Fawaz_lala/status/1496596113851576320?t=CDGQ93rbYx9ruUBVr9wxbg&s=19
twitter.com/michaelh992/status/1496596374091141128
twitter.com/AlexandruC4/status/1496596640018350083
youtube.com/watch?v=Xep_SFdG7mE
youtube.com/watch?v=U6Mm4e4mQDE&ab_channel=KNNKEKNEWSNETWORK
twitter.com/shanvav/status/1496596540982501378
twitter.com/AndreyZhukovv/status/1496596879542521858
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twitter.com/AUT_INT/status/1496597947768840194
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gleiwitz_incident
twitter.com/NSFWRedditVideo

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Gamo

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where is that pic from?

ANIME

MALWARE in ukrop land

da zukov bring me the mobile crematorim.

Dis nigga eatin beans!

ZAХOДИM

this is genuinely bond-villain tier

>Russia deploys mobile crematoriums to follow its troops into battle

>Russian forces have prepared a mobile crematorium for use in any future conflict with Ukraine in what Britain’s Defence Secretary has described as “chilling”. The MoD released footage of a vehicle-mounted crematorium with room to “evaporate” one human body at a time, which has been seen trailing Russian forces and is expected to follow any troops into Ukraine.


telegraph.co.uk/world-news/2022/02/23/russia-deploys-mobile-crematorium-follow-troops-battle/

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Only China wants this war.

JUNGLE
>WORK
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>WORK
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>WORK
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>WORK
JUNGLE
>WORK

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Good luck Ukies. Make sure to stream everything on tiktok.

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post your happening song
youtube.com/watch?v=D0q2nxjpL2g

Save those Ukraine flags now boys.
They'll be rare and gone tomorrow.

Ukraine.. I just can't stop laugh!

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DEATH AND DESTRUCTION

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Beans are overrated.

haha

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>friendly fire
>nailed one of his own lads again
>two breads in a row
kek

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wagner group associated twitter account

Wagner group twitter, Russian mercs

Sure am!

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twitter

rate my sandwich lads

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So it doesnt bother any of you that the crisis have been almost only badly staged russian false flags to create pretext for war so far?

I mean if the ukrainians were to attack those republics would it make sense to do it before russian had moved 80% of it combat forced to its border?

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>NO AMERICAN DEPLOYMENT UNDER ANY SCENARIO
IT'S OVER
>NO AMERICAN DEPLOYMENT UNDER ANY SCENARIO
IT'S OVER
>NO AMERICAN DEPLOYMENT UNDER ANY SCENARIO
IT'S OVER
>NO AMERICAN DEPLOYMENT UNDER ANY SCENARIO
IT'S OVER
>NO AMERICAN DEPLOYMENT UNDER ANY SCENARIO
IT'S OVER
>NO AMERICAN DEPLOYMENT UNDER ANY SCENARIO
IT'S OVER
>NO AMERICAN DEPLOYMENT UNDER ANY SCENARIO
IT'S OVER
>NO AMERICAN DEPLOYMENT UNDER ANY SCENARIO
IT'S OVER
>NO AMERICAN DEPLOYMENT UNDER ANY SCENARIO
IT'S OVER.

Source: Press Briefing by Press Secretary Jen Psaki
[YouTube] Press Briefing by Press Secretary Jen Psaki

they also keep their casualty figures secret.

10 MINUTES, YOU SHOULD HAVE LISTENED.

British nigga eating beans? Typical

MODS Please sticky.


youtu.be/QExDI6uR2pY?t=603

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>T-Minus
>5 banana
>4 banana
>3 banana

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youtube.com/watch?v=xyDKezDLGTM

My farm is looking healthy!
Thank you for the rares

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disconnect all ukraine servers
do not open email from ukraine

Jannies still won’t sticky, wtf is going on?

How many days has it been now of Russian ''invasion'', two, three days?
Blyat

It isn't a war crime if you are just smoking some bacon

where do you all think kuro stands on this complex geopolitical issue?

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HOLY SHIT BIDEN IS 100% IN RUSSIA POCKET

>WHAT IF THEY TAKE ALL UKRAINE AND BOMB ITS CAP INTO DUST

>LET ME MAKE IT CLEAN NO US TROOPS WILL FIGHT RUSSIA

GOOD BYE BROS

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the absolute state of ruso bros ahahaha, roll for 100k dead ivans

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My body is ready

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>BREAKING: Pro-Separatist telegram channels are reporting an attempt to break through the line of the Armed Forces of Ukraine in the LPR
twitter.com/Faaytuks/status/1496588998332268544

>BREAKING: Pro-Separatist telegram channels are reporting an attempt to break through the line of the Armed Forces of Ukraine in the LPR
twitter.com/Faaytuks/status/1496588998332268544

>BREAKING: Pro-Separatist telegram channels are reporting an attempt to break through the line of the Armed Forces of Ukraine in the LPR
twitter.com/Faaytuks/status/1496588998332268544

Tanks in 30. Bump

>we have always been at war with east europe
>the cyberpandemic started in ukraine

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Mobile holocaust mobiles. Jesus Christ, he really is Putler.

TWO
MORE
MINUTES

>twitter.com/AndreyZhukovv/status/1496595082136461313

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Need more ketchup

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I don't know where she stands but I know where she sits (it's my face)

it's for your own troops, ivan.

Jannies are GRU assets and they do it for free.

ZAXOANM doesn't mean "we are coming". Means "we are going in"

this is where we will burn down 30 million hohols in about a week
and dont you dare question how can such a large amount of bories be burned in such a short time - it just happened you antisemite

Z

youtube.com/c/PatrickLancasterNewsToday

JUST BLOW SOMETHING UP ALREADY AHHHHHHHH

Too busy laughing at monke

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what is hilarious they sent psaki

Your "bread" would be considered a dessert in my country.

3/10

How long does it take to cremate one russian conscript?

Russia hides its battle casualties due to the Babushka backlash. Now I guess they won't even get a corpse to bury lol

>hello
see, they are peaceful

BURN ALL OTANIGGER CATTLE DEATH TO THE NEW WORLD ORDER I HATE THE ANTICHRIST!

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Looks like russia is gonna get some big puppets out of this even if no one else joins the war.

I gotta finish my study shit pls if you'd be so kind reply with the most important happenings
Sincerely,
toilet cleaner

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What about me?

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>kuro
TPAХATЬ

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if i'm putin i'm launching 20 FOAB bombs all along the disputed border. Everything turned to glass. Putin doesnt move a single troops into ukraine. I put out a public statement that if Ukraine responds, nuclear weapons will target kiev and they should let bygons be bygons and relinquish any claim to the disputed regions, and not a single shot more will be fired if they do.

Just a standard part of regularly scheduled military exercises.
Talk of an invasion is nothing but Western fearmongering.

pretty quick most are malnourished

no... it's not

Hahaha beaner

I just got an e-mail from a cousin I didn't know in Moscow. He said I've inherited a bunch of money.
Do I trust file he sent me
>FromRussiaWithLove.exe

is this still about Russia wanting a black sea port? Or just historic clay reclamation?

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You can't say he's always right, but he is legendary precisely for words such as these.

>Mfw that one shitty HOI4 mod is now a reality

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Should have crashed it into the neighborhood

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Do any of your idiots really believe this shit

>>Russia deploys mobile crematoriums to follow its troops into battle
But can they cremate 6 billion corpses in 5 years?
Bet on 6-pack of Bangs Root Beer they cannot

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All part of the plan

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Z stands for ZZ TOP

>"We don't need peace at any price. We need peace through victory," so say the inhabitants of Donbass in the film by Tsargrad war correspondent Darya Aslamova. There are many of them, and they are all different: the boy soldiers in the trenches, who more than once closed their eyes to their dead comrades, the inhabitants of once rich villages, now sleeping in basements because of shelling, the elderly people on the front lines, who remain optimistic: "Russia will not abandon us! We are citizens of Russia!"

>And the recognition of the LNR and DNR is just the beginning. After all, the children of Donbass, who are already 8 years old, do not know life without war. But they know that it was their great Homeland - Russia - that saved them. And these children, not the Gozmans, the Akhedzhakovs, or the Navalny's, will become the new, true elite of the country. An elite that doesn't sell itself for sausage. For whom the life of a Russian child is not an empty phrase, but an unceasing pain. And this pain will not go away until the last war criminal is found and punished. This means that everything was not in vain.

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Your country would be considered a state in my country.

One of the first ones I got but thank you anyway

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Gamo eatin beans!

even if its gonna happen we will not see anything for a month or two, untill soldiers come home and upload their smartphones to youtube

>war not started yet
of course they haven't stickied are you dumb

LOL GET FUCKED HOHOLS I DAB ON THE CORPSES OF OTANIGGER CATTLE

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What is she thinking right now?

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>just like my moovies

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Because if they had moved onto those republics before they would look like an aggressor and give putin absolute green light to roll in.

>ZAXOANM doesn't mean "we are coming". Means "we are going in"
ZAXOANM doesnt mean fucking shit you retarded scandy

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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Fun fact, "Rus" is old norse for "nothing".
Go go Ukraine, send these cold ass ruskies back to all their frozen bearfilled nothing.

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Imagine dying because you want into the EU. Why are Ukranians so fucking stupid? Its the pathetic tragic streak in all Slavs I guess. Pumped and dumped by the west.
Goodbye Ukraine.

you fat retard

More news at 11!

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>Pro-Russian sources reporting clashes across much of the Luhansk from against the Ukrainian army now.
twitter.com/NotWoofers/status/1496595679124377608

>Pro-Russian sources reporting clashes across much of the Luhansk from against the Ukrainian army now.
twitter.com/NotWoofers/status/1496595679124377608

>Pro-Russian sources reporting clashes across much of the Luhansk from against the Ukrainian army now.
twitter.com/NotWoofers/status/1496595679124377608

How long does it take to cremate a million conscripts using a few dozen of these units? A year?

ah just realized I hadn't saved it.
Paldies

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Kek, that's the girl involved with the newest Chris-chan story arc

>All of these people cheering for war after years of "no more brotherly wars"
It's all so tiresome. How about instead of fighting each other you focus on the fact that Europeans as a whole are a quickly declining population including Russians and Ukrainians. This war will only kill off more whites. Meanwhile the Tatars and Asiatics in eastern Russia are quickly outgrowing the native Russians as the native slavic population declines.

First time (to my knowledge) that they've had two global hawks in country at the same time during this whole thing.

youtu.be/sfx7aVA7Pc8

She's eating pizza in her jammies and watching this thread

hes moving towards Krim i assume

>putin legally recognized ukrainian land as russian with full military support with no budget
>amerimutts put "n-n-no y-you stop that!" sanctions
>"NO AMERICAN DEPLOYMENT UNDER ANY SCENARIO"

There is literally no reason why putin can't easily invade ukraine. The USA is scared as shit because they literally cannot afford another public war both in the publics eyes and economically. EU countries aren't going to do shit because that means going to war with russia and china. This is going to be an easy invasion as far as wars go.

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yes, it literally is.
try find out how many russians have died in syria.
it's literally top secret.
they dont publish any casualty figures. families almost never receive bodies.
virtually no bodies were repatriated from syria.
look into it.

>fearing a repeat of the criticism at home when Russia first invaded Ukraine in 2014
Lol, imagine being so braindead you actually read this jew article and believe such a jew lie

CAM ON RUSSIA DROP THE NUKES ALREADY

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It's the allure of EU gibs.

Mesugaki

MILITARY SEEN IN CENTER OF LUHANSK

twitter.com/Fawaz_lala/status/1496596113851576320?t=CDGQ93rbYx9ruUBVr9wxbg&s=19

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Now Russians can turn dead soldiers into fertilizer, how convenient!
What was born on Russian land will return to Russian land!

I will protect her

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Lots of people reporting this now:

>Separatist sources are claiming that Ukrainian forces are trying to break through the defensive lines of the Luhansk People's Republic

>Report is likely meant as another pretext.

twitter.com/michaelh992/status/1496596374091141128

PLEASE NUKE ATHENS

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She really likes the ukraine, and here recent instagram posts are about the friendship of the people of Russia and Ukraine. Nothing opposing war of course.

So I guess she's pretty sad but understanding

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imagine the habbenings if one of those was shot down by russian forces

Its to burn the antichrist

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>BREAKING: Kadyrov flying to Moscow right now
twitter.com/AlexandruC4/status/1496596640018350083

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dead

fucking neck yourself

no I really don't know and don't trust western media to give an accurate explanation of the situation

do it putin, do it

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the beginning of the end of American empire is today

Seethe, hohols will be wiped out.

Imagine losing the nuke race
and then losing the space race

TIME TO MAKE SOME DRINKS BOYS WHAT YOU DRINKING TONIGHT FOR ME
VODKA
JUICE
ICE

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is this some sort of strategy to get a plane accidentally shot down and then declare war on russia ?

Cute! Is this the bento chapter?

Guys, guys peacekeeping forces have TOS-1A Solntsepyok. You know, for peacekeeping ;D

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there was criticism about kremlin covering up the number of dead, and mothers of sons who died even created a protest group. it was a big deal at the time.

It's not a Z, it's a sideways N

no shit they’ve had military there for 8 years why do you think Ukraine hasn’t retaken those areas before?

youtube.com/watch?v=Xep_SFdG7mE

based. kill all commies

stick to nigger posting

Good

I'm having a glass of water

Iran shot one down and nothing happened, America would just cuck again. Its not 2003 anymore.

tea with lemon
i have a flu

KNN BRINGING YOU THE KEKIEST OF NEWS

>youtube.com/watch?v=U6Mm4e4mQDE&ab_channel=KNNKEKNEWSNETWORK

UKRAINE IS INVADING RUSSIA AHHHH!!!

That was 22 years ago bro

>faggot cucks will think this is 'evil'
you've all gotta die someday anyway, why are you pol/ stormtroopers all of a sudden a bunch of babbling moralfag babies!? The happening is finally here and you're all being GAY!

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N for Navalny.

Nobody will do us the favour

>Psaki
By they way how the fuck do you pronounce it

>Ukraine’s cyber authority: “phishing attacks on public authorities and critical infrastructure, the spread of malicious software, as well as attempts to penetrate private and public sector networks and further destructive actions have intensified.”
twitter.com/shanvav/status/1496596540982501378

>Ukraine’s cyber authority: “phishing attacks on public authorities and critical infrastructure, the spread of malicious software, as well as attempts to penetrate private and public sector networks and further destructive actions have intensified.”
twitter.com/shanvav/status/1496596540982501378

>Ukraine’s cyber authority: “phishing attacks on public authorities and critical infrastructure, the spread of malicious software, as well as attempts to penetrate private and public sector networks and further destructive actions have intensified.”
twitter.com/shanvav/status/1496596540982501378

NUKE 'EM VLADDIE

>N
russians are guilty of racist war crimes

IT'S ON

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you'll have worse than that soon

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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA HAPPENING

Kadyrovtsy going in also? This will be kino as fuck.

calling them 'peacekeepers' in the first place is top kek trolling from putin, bet he got the idea from 'peacekeeping' US forces in the middle east

ketchup/10

It's z for zelensky the actor clown

it's been 3 days now
where's the big boom boom?

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Russia invading ukraine

>What about the first black woman??

Holy shit

>not a single Ukrainian aircraft to help soften the separatist defenses
Either Ukraine is stupid, incompetent, or this is the biggest falseflagging ever

I'm not really sure if a full annexation of Ukraine would fix the post-Soviet border gore problem or exacerbate it. Russia just needs to annex Belarus and Kazakhstan afterwards and it should look pretty nice.

I think so. It was one of the best involving her and senpai

FUCKING BIG PIG NIGGER WOMAN MAKING WW3 ABOUT BLACKS YOU CANT MAKE THIS SHIT UP FUCK RUSSIA NUKE OUR COAST LINE TOO

>sandwich
No, a roll does not make a sandwich.

shoot them down bros

Whats you eating? I'm having some salo with marinated tomatoes.

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>Kadyrov
Holy shit he wil kill everyon in ukraine

>mobile holocaust machines
wtf putin

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>Seethe, hohols will be wiped out.
They will make the Poland manuever
All Ukrainians become Russians overnight, but USA will keep "standalone independent legitimate" government of Ukraine on their soil

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>An important remark is that the published appeals of the LDPR presidents to Putin are still appeals. Putin should consider and sign them. It's a formality, but it's important. The offensive on Ukraine right now, most likely, will not begin

twitter.com/AndreyZhukovv/status/1496596879542521858

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MD made new cool video about ukr army
youtube.com/watch?v=QDbBT7eE3uc

48 more hours

You’re a retard if you believe the nonsense about crematorium trucks the supposed truck can only burn one person at a time do you know how long that would take to cover the casualties. A refrigerator truck to haul the bodies to Russia for burial or cremation makes far more sense.

fuck it, do everyone who isnt in nato

Hello, is this the new /cvg/?

marinated in what?

Godspeed flagbro, keep us posted on your collection.

May you catch them all.

I don't think this is that important, like what do you think he is going to do there?

Post video faggot

map.snapchat.com/@50.500716,34.675492,7.08z

All those little girls posting near the border, I hope russian soldiers are not evil

Oh shid

this is some next-level pilpul right here.
How the fuck does any rational person think this is even remotely possible. The RUssians build up almost 200K troops on the border but the Ukranians are the ones who attack?
Laughable.
All the psyop bullshit that Russia has tried to pull so far is so shitty. Like, a couple buddies with an iphone shitty. How do you not wipe the meta data? how do you not sync wristwatches to the alleged time things are happening?
Or do they simply not care that their farcical nonsense is so plain for everyone to see?

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>bet he got the idea from 'peacekeeping' US forces in the middle east
no he got it from the use of peacekeeprs in moldova , georgia and other former soviet republics Tajikistan

I had some fried potatoes and bacon earlier, might slice up an avocado and have some blueberries in a little bit as a snack

He has his own army

My anaconda don't, my anaconda don't
My anaconda don't want none unless you got buns, hun
Oh my gosh, look at her butt
Oh my gosh, look at her butt
Oh my gosh, look at her butt
(Look at her butt)
Look at, look at, look at
Look, at her butt
This-This dude named Michael used to ride motorcycles
It's bigger than a tower, I ain't talking about Eiffel's
Real country Anaconda, let me play with his rifle
P-P-Put his butt to sleep, now he calling me NyQuil
Now that bang, bang, bang
I let him hit it 'cause he hang, hang, hang
All in his- like his name Romaine
And when we done, I make him buy me Balmain
I'm on some dumb sh-
By the way, what he say?
He can tell I ain't missing no meals
Come through and check him in my automobile
Let him - with his grills, he keep tellin' me to chill
He keep telling me it's real, that he love my sex appeal
He say don't like 'em boney, he want something he can grab
So I pulled up in the Jag', and I hit him with the jab like
Dun-d-d-dun-dun-d-d-dun-dun
My anaconda don't, my anaconda don't
My anaconda don't want none unless you got buns, hun
Oh my gosh, look at her butt
Oh my gosh, look at her butt
Oh my gosh, look at her butt
(Look at her butt)
Look at, look at, look at
Look, at her butt

>Kadyrov
HOLY FUCK

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doing big boy stuff

in rassol

lmao, they tried literally the same bullshit claim in 2014 in crimea (like, 3 dead people during the operation from all sides?) and then in 2015 before ukie army was practically btfod to non-existence in ilovaysk and debaltsevo and now again

read another book/fabricate another claim/dilate another neovagina/etc

I DON'T KNOW TONEE
THE NUMBERS JUST DON'T ADD UP

Only Mineralwasser, alcohol is for Schwule.

Ukraine will welcome Russian soldiers as liberators. It happened before, and it'll happen again. Imagine being a neon-nazi cuck being on the leash of Obama and Obiden. Fucking faggots, the lot of you.

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according to a poster here earlier, they have already been inviting girls for tinder dates next week in multiple ukrainian cities

>assumption assumption assumption
Okay, meme flag.
I have nothing against using bodies as fertilizer, but killing people is quite bad.

some blueberry yoghurt

>There is a sudden 12km/7.5miles traffic jam on the road from Beograd towards the Ukrainian border!
twitter.com/AUT_INT/status/1496597947768840194

>There is a sudden 12km/7.5miles traffic jam on the road from Beograd towards the Ukrainian border!
twitter.com/AUT_INT/status/1496597947768840194

>There is a sudden 12km/7.5miles traffic jam on the road from Beograd towards the Ukrainian border!
twitter.com/AUT_INT/status/1496597947768840194

>There is a sudden 12km/7.5miles traffic jam on the road from Beograd towards the Ukrainian border!
twitter.com/AUT_INT/status/1496597947768840194

Hohols salo is pure fat and disgusting shit. No decent human being can eat this shit.

But Russian and Belorussian salo comes with meat and spices and truly a masterpiece.

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it’s the new la palma/ 3 gorges dam

2 more days til invasion trust the plan of the US intel

WE ARE LIVE

They literally don't care. Everyone who supports Russia will support them no matter what. People against them still don't like them.

PORK IS HARAM

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>killing people bad
welp, you're in a world war thread, better stop being a fag.

it doesn't matter, never did
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gleiwitz_incident