/uhg/ - Ukraine Happening General #160

Latest:
>Reports of internet/TV/power blackouts
>Explosions and fighting being reported in multiple cities
>Non-critical hospital patients in Donetsk are reportedly being evacuated
>Ukraine's State of Emergency begins at midnight (2 hours from now)
>Multiple Ukraine banks and government sites are under cyber attack and currently down
>Ukraine parliament and other locations just received a bomb threat
>Zelensky was told a full invasion could begin within 48 hours
>US Intel: an invasion could be imminent
>DPR and LPR claim there were two terrorist attacks last night, one at TV station and another at a trolleybus depot
>Russian FSB also claims they detained 6 people in an attempt to blow up a church in Crimea
>Zelensky: Operational, Territorial Defense and Army Reservists will be called to Service to begin Mobilization
>Constant shelling over the past few days
i.4cdn.org/wsg/1645562831761.webm
>Multiple countries have announced sanctions
>Russia evacuating embassy in Ukraine, burning docs, removed Russian flag moments ago
>Putin just recognised the entire Donbas as independent, including Ukraine-occupied territory
>Putin just asked for permission to use the army abroad, was approved, gives him a blank check to use the military however he wants
>"Kiev is already conducting military actions in Donbass brazenly and with impunity - Russian Deputy Minister of Defense Pankov"
>DPR and LPR claiming they're still being shelled
>US urged Zelensky to move to Lviv
>US evacuated diplomats to Poland
>Putin orders peacekeeping mission
>Tanks filmed moving through Donetsk
>Nord Stream 2 suspended

Putin yesterday addressed the nation and gave a 45 minute history lesson. Called Ukraine Russian land and said he will show them real "decommunisation". Confirmed hit list - says he knows their names, will hunt them down. Also claimed Ukraine plans to make nukes.
He ended the speech by recognising the DPR and LPR
Speech: youtu.be/W57I2mzAr9c

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When is the battle going to start? I'm getting bored.

peepee poopoo russia's coming for you

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PREPARE FOR NUKES

Why can't the mighty America invade through Alaska? We would surprise those commie bastards if we went this way.

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OH N-

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Ποιο κανάλι για live πόλεμο?

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go sleep
it's tomorrow

In 336 hours.

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/thread theme
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Death to america

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breaking news

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εδώ είσαι
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its just not gonna start
ye ye im sorry but its just nothing gonna happen

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Just wanna thank everyone for my growing flag collection

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america is literally too gay to do that

It's not happening until the gopro footage is posted on /gif/ WITH SOUND.

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I bought some chocolate bars and I’m comfy now bros

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maybe 1 more, or 3 more of something

Testing if I'm shadowbanned can someone reply

Rip ukraine, post pelmeni to pay respects

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>>Explosions and fighting being reported in multiple cities
source? PROOF?

So did russian troops move into DNR LNR or those videos from 2014-2015? And what's the purpose of them being there?

Impressive, very nice. Let's see Paul Allen's annex.

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Καλή ερώτηση
Translation for everyone else: (Malaka malaka)

BASED AGGRESSIVE EXPANSION ENJOYER

thicc

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It starts in less than 1.5 hour, prepare to spread those cheeks

US and Russia are neighbours, think about that

11:30 big offensive on kharkiv.

Βάσιμος

Reminder

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i know things are fucked right now guys but they're going to get a lot more crazy

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The Almighty Wizard Stinkus, share thy knowledge with your fellow brethren.

they did probably move, they were reports of them evening taking the LDNR defense position

skyrim clam meat

ITS ALREADY STARTED RUN NIGGAS RUN AHHHHHHHHHH

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Is that why Jen’s holding back the conference, so war will be declared

INTERNET BLACKOUT CONFIRMED

BUCKLE UP

>Confirmed: Amid reports of a power outage and increased military activity in Donetsk, Ukraine, real-time network data show an observable disruption to internet connectivity
twitter.com/netblocks/status/1496575364843380741

>Confirmed: Amid reports of a power outage and increased military activity in Donetsk, Ukraine, real-time network data show an observable disruption to internet connectivity
twitter.com/netblocks/status/1496575364843380741

>Confirmed: Amid reports of a power outage and increased military activity in Donetsk, Ukraine, real-time network data show an observable disruption to internet connectivity
twitter.com/netblocks/status/1496575364843380741

>Confirmed: Amid reports of a power outage and increased military activity in Donetsk, Ukraine, real-time network data show an observable disruption to internet connectivity
twitter.com/netblocks/status/1496575364843380741

>Confirmed: Amid reports of a power outage and increased military activity in Donetsk, Ukraine, real-time network data show an observable disruption to internet connectivity
twitter.com/netblocks/status/1496575364843380741

>Confirmed: Amid reports of a power outage and increased military activity in Donetsk, Ukraine, real-time network data show an observable disruption to internet connectivity
twitter.com/netblocks/status/1496575364843380741

Ah yes through thousands of miles of frozen wasteland

He gets excited every time

TIPOTA
DEN
GINETAI

>11:30 big offensive on kharkiv
live stream of kharkiv

>youtube.com/watch?v=U6Mm4e4mQDE&ab_channel=Burnerbyt

well see it if it happens

A RUSSIAN NUKE THAT FLEW OVER MY HOUSE (on it's way to mexico. Whoops!)

You best be on a bulk fatso that shit isn't good for you.

>In Crimea, the checkpoints "Kalanchak" and "Chongar" were closed for entry and exit for citizens of Ukraine

In Crimea, the checkpoints "Kalanchak" and "Chongar" were closed for entry and exit for citizens of Ukraine

>In Crimea, the checkpoints "Kalanchak" and "Chongar" were closed for entry and exit for citizens of Ukraine

In Crimea, the checkpoints "Kalanchak" and "Chongar" were closed for entry and exit for citizens of Ukraine

t.me/intelslava/19854

I WILL NOT DIE TO DEFEND GLOBO HOMO VALUES
>I WILL NOT DIE TO DEFEND GLOBO HOMO VALUES
I WILL NOT DIE TO DEFEND GLOBO HOMO VALUES
>I WILL NOT DIE TO DEFEND GLOBO HOMO VALUES
I WILL NOT DIE TO DEFEND GLOBO HOMO VALUES
>I WILL NOT DIE TO DEFEND GLOBO HOMO VALUES
I WILL NOT DIE TO DEFEND GLOBO HOMO VALUES
>I WILL NOT DIE TO DEFEND GLOBO HOMO VALUES
I WILL NOT DIE TO DEFEND GLOBO HOMO VALUES
>I WILL NOT DIE TO DEFEND GLOBO HOMO VALUES

TIME FOR LIBERALS TO DEFEND THEIR IDEOLOGY. IM CALLING ON ALL CONSERVATIVES TO SIT THIS ONE OUT. WE WILL RENDEZVOUS IN MEXICO FOR A COMFY VACATION

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In two hours your government will cut off your internet and phone. Shouldn't you be going back to your village and getting supplies ready?

user, I...
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I saw Putin at a grocery store in Moscow yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything.

He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?”

I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Mars bars in his hands without paying.

The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.

When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.

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Check the terrain.

While it is a pretty short way to get 'into' russia, your basically in a place with no real roads or infustructure. It's the same reason they never built a bridge here to begin with.

Sure you get your troops there - but it's a bigger headache moving them through this section of land then just sailing them across the ocean directly into the populated parts of russia.

just check out of your window in 30 mins

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3 hours ago

just two more days

Ο καλύτερος

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Mommy I’m scared

webm of 'alleged' 7 km long column in the Crimea in the direction of the Kalanchak checkpoint.
twitter.com/A_Yuzhakov/status/1496564965548953610

Most likely when i wake up, thread will be filled with happening. Good Night!

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Sorry we are actually all in the process of moving to Alaska. We are going to take it and ask Putin to recognize our Independence. At which point Putin will gladly send peacekeeping tanks to Alaska. Its all part of the plan faggot.

>power has been going out intermittently since 2014
>the internet is down because the power is down
literally nothing to see here

I'm more of a vareniki dude, but pelmieni slap as well.

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in don feel so good anymore............

When do you think China will invade Taiwan?

I say as soon as Russia invades Hoholistan

NOW IS THE TIME FOR THE US OF AMERICA TO TAKE BACK CANADA

FUCK HOW ARE THE STREAMERS SUPPOSED TO MAKE A LIVING NOW?????????

sooo 10% dip in connectivity over 8 hours is now considered a blackout? Things I never knew!

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They have surface-to-air jumping beans. It's okay.

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the point is to collect them via Any Forums, silly billy

So maybe their artillery is already engaged? Because we have reports of thousands of explosions? Looks like 2014-2015 monkeys gonna do infantry job and Russians gonna support with armor artillery

And that's only Alaska!
You still have to go through Siberia, imagine that!

LET THE UKIES HIT THE FLOOR
LET THE UKIES HIT THE FLOOR
LET THE UKIES HIT THE FLOOR
LET THE UKIES HIT THE FLOOOOOOOOOR

DONT SLEEP NOW ISRAEL POSTER, YOU’LL MISS IT!

I prefer wild-caught over farmed but thank you.

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You missed our flag. You're welcome.

man fuck off already you faggot shill

>Quick you stupid f*ck nigger cattle!!! Talk about Ukraine and not about epstein and the kikes!!! As long as you're killing each other, you're not killing jews!

hey, Any Forums visitor here
im not aiding with russia, but why some media say "using force to change the borders is not acceptable in 21st century"?
like, how else would you change borders? someone willingly give up land? i dont like bloodsheds but war seems like the most natural thing

Lmfao, it’s going to be hilarious watching fatass amerisharts try this. I highly doubt america will last beyond 2025.

Better yet, move to donetsk and come on in for the big win

I'm sure the locals like it too. It doesnt take much to make the retards up there that their popularity will soar if they don't make retarded decisions. Maybe they will make more of them,it's much better then commieblocs

Rybinsk looks very comfy now

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Based Boer

where are the new ones

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there was no engagement yet though, its just occasional shelling

internet and power disruption happens fucking constantly in donetsk you dumb nigger

I wish ukr army had money and dare to order production of this crazy tank
it has 23mm double barrel high fire rate remote controlled cannon on top, basically minigun. It would be hilarious to see it in action.

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>talk about jews
>get shut down
Then what?

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is this bait? you remember czechoslovakia right

Not to mention airlifting all their shit over the Bering straight

I assume the implication is that the 10-15% of the entire ukrainian internet matches up with how much bandwidth donetsk used.

You will die because atheist, stateless, corporate Jews want to see Russian children in drag buttfuck each other, and Russia does not.

very rare thank you
have a (YOU)

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CAPITALISM HAS LED TO OUR CHILDREN BEING BORN WITH SOCIAL SECURITY NUMBERS TO ENSLAVE THEM TO BANKERS. IT HAS LED TO YOU AND I, FELLOW WHITE ZOOMER OR MILLENIAL HAVING NO HOPE FOR ANY TYPE OF FUTURE WHILE BEING TOLD WE ARE RACIST FOR GOING TO THE FUCKING STORE. AND NOW THE BANKER KIKES AND BOOMERS WANT TO SEND US INTO ANOTHER POINTLESS WAR. RIP IT ALL APART AND LEAVE NO TRACE, MERCY WILL BE PUNISHED.

LOOK AT THE FAIT LEAVING OUR POLITICIANS EYES, THEY KNOW NEITHER THE NEW RIGHT OR LEFT IS ON THEIR SIDE

CULTURAL MARXISM HAS LED TO THE DEGENERACY WE ZOOMERS AND MILLENIALS HAVE GROWN UP WITH. THERE IS NOTHING GOOD ABOUT OUR SOCIETY AND THE RIGHT AND LEFT OF US AGREE ON THIS

IF WE OVERTHROW CAPITALISM AND EVERYONE WHO OPPOSED US LIQUIDATED

WE.

COULD.

BE.

FREE.

FREE OF THIS SYSTEM THAT ENSLAVES US. WE COULD HAVE HOUSES, HAVE FAMILIES LIKE WE ALL WANT TO AND RAISE OUR KIDS IN A WHOLESOME ENVIRONMENT, WE COULD BE PROSPEROUS. PROSPERITY COMES DRIPPING IN BLOOD. THATS THE WAY OF THE WORLD. YOU HAVE TO FIGHT FOR OUR FUTURE CHILDREN.

TO ALL CAPITALIST BOOMERS, THIS IS YOUR FUTURE------->youtu.be/uvvcms56Sjo

YOULL ALL KNOW MY NAME VERY SOON. I AM NOT JUST SOME LARPER, I HAVE MANAGED TO UNITE AN ENTIRE TOWN IN A NIGHT THROUGH MY SPEAKING SKILLS. PEOPLE FOLLOW ME.

GET ON BOARD OR YOULL BE TREATED LIKE THE NUMBER THAT YOU ARE. ITS EITHER FREEDOM THROUGH NATIONAL SOCIALISM, OR DEATH THROUGH CLINGING TO OLD AMERICA.

YOU CHOOSE

SHOTS FIRED SHOTS FIRED

RIP. Sorry mate seems like you're out of luck.

Fuk...

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retard

Putin is like
>thank you for your gracious support my fellow Russohuilos
>I will seize as much money as possible and line my own pockets
>and then my oligarch friends will make lots of money selling Ukrainian assets
>now go stand on the frontlines to get bombed so we can justify a war
>many of you will die, but I will be very thankful
And then Russohuilos be like
>DA
Kek’d

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And this time it might be for a different reason, you fucking mouthbreather

Is this some kind of Ruska propaganda?

Ty

time for some epic ambience youtu.be/bMfvZmhqW0A

i want russia to dominate me

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Kek this is great, post more

Yep, sadly I can't see you. Sorry fren you are still banned.

I appreciate your autism, good luck user!

I mean Bush did the same with Iraq and Afgahnistan

wait nevermind is that 10-15% of just Donetsk? That's nothing.

meds

Stop with this narrative you fucking retards. No one in Russia is making money on this, while everyone is losing money. If anything this proves Putin is not beholden to Russian rich people but is an independent person who does whatever the fuck he wants. If he thinks this is best for Russian security the oligarchs can lose money

Bald Sven, bald!

here ya go

5 units of united states currency have been deposited into your account

yeah, MIGHT be
bet you £20 it isn't though

I'm confused, who are the fascists?
It seems like everyone is competing to be the fascists while accusing the other guy of being the fascists.
Meanwhile I haven't seen any fascists.

That is a man

Wow, such stupidity. How could you go AROUND the earth if it's flat.

yes im porn addicted so what,.......

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Ok, anons. (((They))) adopted a new law that limits what we can do just few minutes ago. Including possible ban of mass media. kek

Please accelerate

AK CHADS
REPORT IN

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That's lewd, user.

SECOND AMENDMENT TO UKRAINE!

Ukraine just become the best country in Europe. Thank you Putin. Ukrainians...? What sort of weapons are you gonna get? For me it would be a nice revolver. Maybe Python or MR73.

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Yeah it's just the donetsk region

it sure reads like one

Was just checking cause I know I'm not allowed to post images for some reason so I was paranoid