What is smalltown america like?

what is smalltown america like?

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City slicker detected

Is ridiculously violent and you shouldn’t come here.

how so?

We get the same internet as everybody else.

Make your own small town

CHRISTKIKES WITH CHRISTKIKE POLICE WHERE THERES TOO FEW PEOPLE SO EVERYONE IS ALWAYS SPYING ON YOU AND REMEMBERING EVERYTHING FOREVER.... THERES NO ANONYMITY LIKE IN THE CITY... YOUR WHOLE STORY AND ALL YOUR FAULTS FOLLOW YOU EVERWHERE YOU GO IN A SMALL TOWN...

>what is smalltown america like?

nobody locks their doors
everyone knows everyone else's business
very little opportunity
sometimes you are hundreds of miles from a city

Got some nerve bringin yo fancy lease ovah down theeeese pahts.

obese

Full of Yankee White flight refugees

Basically Africa levels of rape and murder. It’s so unsafe here.

don't worry i'm never leaving my continent

Dr. Slump

>WHAAAHHH EVERYONE IN TOWN KNOWS I'M A RETARDED FAGGOT!!!!
Lol

You're fucking kidding me? Such a place exists? My girl just bought land in TN, you're telling me we could have had land in SNEEDVILLE?!?

Fuck off we're full

Serious question: What are these medical facilities like in these areas? If blow off my arm in a Minecraft TNT accident, am I fugged

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>I can't be a degenerate faggot without everyone knowing I'm a degenerate faggot :(

They'd probably stabilize you and flu you to a bigger hospital

so just like here in the country side

Dying old people and young people going crazy with nothing to do but get high and fuck.

you'll have about 75% confused alcoholic boomer population and obese mental midgets dreaming about making it big or whatever while they live in tutorial mode. maybe 5% understand and appreciate small town security and peace.
meanwhile coasties live in hell with the temperature increasing every year but damn, at least we have hot chicks

White kids riding bikes and playing
Farmers markets
Good schools
Local festivals and fairs
Bank leaves ~$100k sitting on counter with no glass
Cops are bored and friendly
Etc etc
I live in an area like this after living in a 70% black city and it's like a fucking utopia

Shit medical facilities. But nobody has insurance anyway. There are yearly medical fairs in these kinds of places where they give free checkups and pull rotten teeth. Some people get all of their teeth pulled, even their healthy ones, because they figure they'll rot before the next fair comes around.

The best

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