/uhg/ - Ukraine Happening General #157

Latest:
>Explosions and fighting being reported in multiple regions right this minute
>Ukraine's State of Emergency begins at midnight
>Multiple Ukraine banks and government sites are under cyber attack and currently down
>Ukraine parliament and other locations just received a bomb threat
>Zelensky has been told a full Russian invasion could begin within 48 hours
>CNN and Newsweek are reporting an invasion could be imminent, per US intel
>DPR and LPR claim there were two terrorist attacks last night, one at TV station and another at a trolleybus depot
>Russian FSB also claims they detained 6 people in an attempt to blow up a church in Crimea
>Zelensky: Operational, Territorial Defense and Army Reservists will be called to Service to begin Mobilization
>Constant shelling over the past few days
i.4cdn.org/wsg/1645562831761.webm
>Multiple countries have announced sanctions
>Russia evacuating embassy in Ukraine, burning docs, removed Russian flag moments ago
>Putin just recognised the entire Donbas as independent, including Ukraine-occupied territory
>Putin just asked for permission to use the army abroad, was approved, gives him a blank check to use the military however he wants
>"Kiev is already conducting military actions in Donbass brazenly and with impunity - Russian Deputy Minister of Defense Pankov"
>DPR and LPR claiming they're still being shelled
>US urged Zelensky to move to Lviv
>US evacuated diplomats to Poland
>Putin orders peacekeeping mission
>Tanks filmed moving through Donetsk
>Nord Stream 2 suspended

Putin yesterday addressed the nation and gave a 45 minute history lesson. Called Ukraine Russian land and said he will show them real "decommunisation". Confirmed hit list - says he knows their names, will hunt them down. Also claimed Ukraine plans to make nukes.
He ended the speech by recognising the DPR and LPR
Speech: youtu.be/W57I2mzAr9c

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twitter.com/sentdefender/status/1496556763717509123
youtube.com/watch?v=jNZM_H6q1rY
twitter.com/howardfineman/status/1496555084708290560?cxt=HHwWgIC9rfS66sQpAAAA
ru.wikipedia.org/wiki/Пoльcкaя_кopoвa
t.me/intelslava/19846
youtube.com/watch?v=U6Mm4e4mQDE&ab_channel=Burnerbyt
youtube.com/watch?v=fAlA9YWwOOQ&ab_channel=TheWhiteHouse
youtube.com/watch?v=bc0xlR_ibK4
actualcomment.ru/kuda-delsya-khaos-raspakovka-stabilnosti-2111201336.html
twitter.com/sentdefender/status/1496562333618950144
twitter.com/SFWRedditImages

FIRST FOR GIVI

SECOND FOR MOTOROLA

What’s with all the western propaganda in this board? There’s no war in Ukraine, Russia just sent a peace keeping force to two independent pro Russian states who requested help to protect Russians and Ukrainians from the corrupt Ukrainian Nationalist government who is trying to genocide it’s citizens. There’s no invasion and all the warmongering is from the west.

first for /sg/

A HOHOL JUST FLEW OVER MY HOUSE

>All Non-Critical Patients are reportedly being sent home from Hospitals in Donetsk City tonight, most likely to prepare for the mass influx of Russian Combat Casualties.
twitter.com/sentdefender/status/1496556763717509123

>All Non-Critical Patients are reportedly being sent home from Hospitals in Donetsk City tonight, most likely to prepare for the mass influx of Russian Combat Casualties.
twitter.com/sentdefender/status/1496556763717509123

>All Non-Critical Patients are reportedly being sent home from Hospitals in Donetsk City tonight, most likely to prepare for the mass influx of Russian Combat Casualties.
twitter.com/sentdefender/status/1496556763717509123

Give me one good reason why I shouldn't support Russia.

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SLAVA UKRAINA!!!!

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i just heard a loud explosion 1 min ago wtf

THIRD FOR WAVES OF BURYATS

++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
WATCH THIS STREAM
WHEN THE LIGHTS GO OUT IN LUHANSK OR KHARKIV THEN IT'S REAL HAPPENINGS
youtube.com/watch?v=jNZM_H6q1rY

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What region?

GIMI :D

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Because the jews in charge would be very angry with you

Based. They would have been happy to see this, even if they had to die for it to happen

twitter.com/howardfineman/status/1496555084708290560?cxt=HHwWgIC9rfS66sQpAAAA
>A source with deep knowledge of events on the ground in #Ukraine, and who has been spot-on in the past, says, as earlier reports had forewarned, #Russian forces are now about to invade the whole country.
if this is wrong Howard Fineman must lose his job

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TONIGHT IS THE NIGHT GENTS
POST YOUR WAR FACE

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well,biden is a chink puppet so its not west on the big scheme

if not LARPING it looks like it's kicking off now. media outlets will catch up. go underground.

Bro...

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God some people are stupid.

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JUST TWO MORE FLYING HOHOLS

JUST
TWO
MORE

GODS WHO ELES HAS BEEN JERKING OFF TO UKRAINE RAPE VIDS AND GIRLS OF THE STREETS GETTING DICK LIKE THEY NEVER GOT IN THERE TIGHT CUNNY I CANT WAIT TO DO THAT MYSELF I LOVE ME SOME TIGHT CUNNY

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Fun fact: the Polish cow meme page exists only on Russian Wikipedia
ru.wikipedia.org/wiki/Пoльcкaя_кopoвa

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Я люблю cвoю cтpaнy.

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Sanction stocks

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Vaush glows so hard it's ridiculous

/ss/pilled

RIP in Peace.

Russia doesn't want your fat ass either.

C L I F F B A R
L
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They've been screeching about invasion forever, when it comes people will actually feel relief.

Can’t wait for the harsh words on Twitter and the sanctions after Russia goes all the way to Germany with it’s army

HAPPENING CANCELLED, STEVE NEEDS TO EAT.

>TWO MORE DAYS

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praying a missile gets the “wrong coordinates” and goes straight for Brackley

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Be safe holy shit.

*said in nasally geek voice*

ITSH HAPPOONING GUISH FUR REUHL ITSH ACKSHUALLY REUHLLY HAPPOONING I SHWARE!!!1

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sorry, had beans for dinner

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SLAVA KURVAINA

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PREPARE FOR NUCLEAR WINTER

LPR soldier was just killed to death from Ukrainian shelling. it's actually happening

t.me/intelslava/19846

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Russia's natural European border is the Rhine

I'm excited to kill some ruskies

grab the kompot and head to your basement

That sounds like a bonus.

inshallah brother

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Two more reports

HAPPENING CANCELLED!

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11.30 pm massive attack on kharkiv.

2 more hours

Slit a Russoid dog's throat for us.

>killed to death

As much as we all lust for war, stay safe Ukraineanon. We're all idiot brothers here.

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>he's invading now
>He's invading in 48 hours
>He's invading soon
>He's already invading

Loud explosion just flew over my house

> the glowie Vaus cheers for alleged cummie Hoholstan
> while the "cummie Hoholstan" want to join the most capitalistic entity on EUropean continent
> and he supports Nazis integration to Hohol army
Why are Mutts like this?

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TANKS IN 48 HOURS

>Russian envoy at UNSC says Moscow does not recognize Israeli sovereignty on Golan Heights.

stay safe brother, I'm sorry

sanction bros…

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The deal is done

If you know, you know.
It's over.

Oh no

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You are getting doxxed sweaty, shouldnt have fucked with Kurvainian antifa.

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> 2021
Nice try

>JUST TWO MORE SOLDIERS KILLED

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>23.04.2021
Man you shills are terrible

One panel too many

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Please accelerate. Give Vlad your power, anons!

EVERYONE SHUT THE FUCK UP THE ARCHONS ARE LISTENING

imagine, no, just IMAGINE the smell

TWO MORE MINUTES

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Now click the 5 days button.

NIGGERS

based

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>BREAKING NEWS BREAKING NEWS BREAKING NEWS

lmao this guy has been losing his mind for like two weeks now very entertaining

Thanks for making these threads man.

Two more seconds

Shit nooooo stop it!!!

>Ukraine says in talks with NATO to cover their airspace in case of invasion
Uuuh guys?

The sanctions hit yesterday

no problem

JUST TWO MORE THREADS TILL THE TANKS ARRIVE IN UKRAINE

>2021

multicam stream

>youtube.com/watch?v=U6Mm4e4mQDE&ab_channel=Burnerbyt

embrace the happening

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hello moto

You have to admit, keeping it to a ground war would make things much more interesting.

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youtube.com/watch?v=fAlA9YWwOOQ&ab_channel=TheWhiteHouse

HAPPENING??? MAYBE

I haven't been this hyped on Any Forums since the 2016 elections because of these threads

Biden already sharted live on TV that they'll only protect every inch of NATO ground, Ukraine isn't NATO ground.

I'm skinny and fit.

>It's been 8 years..
Where's the happen happeningbros?

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i don't think anons realize what exactly that means in the context of a whole bunch of Russian troops still in Syria protecting Iranian arms shipments and Russian navy in/near Syrian ports next to Israel

it's possible that all this Ukraine stuff is actually a distraction from naval stuff in the eastern Med/Levant

Do you live in the donbass?

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The russians will gain the upper hand after the ukrainian women run out of makeup rations and the men lose their morale.

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>26%
Holy shit its in freefall

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youtube.com/watch?v=bc0xlR_ibK4

nvm it was just putin farts

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Have my power, Vlad.

Nato will tell to fuck off... (((politely)))

That soulless ginger is always shilling government lies.8p50a

Found this interesting article written by Vladislav Surkov (Putins former chief advisor and head strategist) back in January.
He argues that Russia must expand territorially, or die.
He also argues that the Russian political system, the system of political theatre, requires chaos.

actualcomment.ru/kuda-delsya-khaos-raspakovka-stabilnosti-2111201336.html

I wish you good luck. Truly. No one deserves to die for this shit.

what's the over/under on Lookner having an aneurysm on camera in the next 96 hours

Russian assets are being fucking wiped out

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>No one deserves to die for this shit.
Not true. Jews live there.

pictured: if Nazi mass graves had American victims

Russian ruble is crashing tho.

Just establish a politically stable system bro it's not that hard.

>BREAKING: Spongebob Squarepants, Obama, attending emergency summit in Israel

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>now nothing ever happens fags are the tricksters

It’s happening, case closed.

6 million to one

Kek

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Hey

Basically nothing is gonna happen

I'm sorry!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I know..... UGH I know....

It's just that nothing is gonna happen is all

HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

Russia's invasion isn't over… because it hasn't happened yet… and it will happen again.

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NATO says Nyet.

Buy the dips faggot

Sounds eerily familiar...

>jew mama
isnt it true that youre only a REAL jew if youre mama is a jewess???
wtf is going on yall

>investing in NTR and Corn
Based and cuckpilled

They already dipped out so Zelenskyy is comfortable drafting the goyim now

Ukraine>Russia>NATO

Hopefully Ukraine makes it but neither do I want sanctions on my russian gas.

good looking out, thank you. i remember this article but didn't connect it to the current business- i remember seeing it right after the Kazakhstan fiasco.

go cry and winge more faggot while we enjoy the pretty fires

learn to compartmentalize faggot.

About 10 mins ago he said he's losing sleep over this. Only got a cumulative hour of sleep last night.

>Russia must expand territorially, or die.
This dangerous Mongol horde must be stopped before they even begin.

Russian planes fall out of the sky by themselves for no reason other than being old and shitty

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Happening!
>Happening!
Happening!
>Happening!
Happening!
>Happening!

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Thats not what that tweet meant. They want the US to supply them with AWACS intelligence while flying outside of Ukraine.

SLUUUUURRP

Its worth every penny ;)

ITS NOT WORRYING
>ITS TERRIFYING

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You’re in a gayop, enjoy the ride

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Vaush is a government asset who puts on a paint of communism to entrap leftists.

I imagine FSB killed them both

>Unconfirmed reports of more Russian Armor and Mechanized Columns crossing over the Russian border and into the LDPR in the last hour.
twitter.com/sentdefender/status/1496562333618950144

SPONGEBOB IS BEING DEPLOYED
>IT’S OVER

>inb4 restructure and you get left holding empty bags

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there's a really miserable rain drizzle outside bros
and to think monday and tuesday were comfy spring weather

kek, I hope u die

let's play a game:

What's going on in Putin's mind as we speak.

You're that kind of Suomi that keeps stashing Finlandia for the post-war tribal economy, right?

if you want to get real nerdy with it, i think he might be implicitly referring to Prigogine's theories about anti-entropic/self-organizing forces in chaotic systems.

alright bois i have secret insider info that something big happens in 2 hours

Send as many Russian fucks home in body bags as you can user.

Why does my country have shittier weather than Ukraine?
What the fuck did we do to deserve this?

same here in UK

bbc

cunny

Hes an annoying cunt and his name is Lookner

Nice, shills are flooding the threads which means it’s Happening

Rain is good. Muddy terrain should slow them down.

its pitch dark nothing will move until next morning