Umm guys... I just smoked too much kush and now I feel anxious and paranoid...

What's that buzzing noise?

Drink a few beers when you smoke weed.

just repeat this mantra over and over, you'll be fine:
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Eat some pizza or something you’ll be fine bro

Go kill that anoying assistant skii instructor that's being such a buzz kill

Take it easy my nigga. As far you stay in your room, nothing bad can happen.

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duuuude weed lmao nooo wayyyy you toked bruh? you passed a jay with homes bruh? you took a major hit of that OG Bubblegum kush? Damnnn your dope was a little potent bruh?
sheeeeesh dude you're so chill. Just ease you're paranoia with some music, netflix and munchies bruh. Order some food to you're house and you only have to be paranoid for like 10seconds when you akwardly exchange 10 bucks for some chinese food you've ordered bruh
420 blaze it ACAB Mary Jane smoke BABA HAZE my fren

Play a video game like Toejam and Earl.

Go take a walk outside in a public place with lots of people.

nothing is permanent and the universe actually doesn't give a fuck about you either way. you're free to do and think whatever you want and when everyone dies they forgive themselves and everyone else so it's all okay. go drink some water and take a hot shower

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What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.

don't listen to him it makes mustard gas

>he doesn't just keep smoking copious amounts to get so anxious and paranoid that you aren't anymore
NGMI

is that true, chud bluski?

>when everyone dies they forgive themselves and everyone else so it's all okay.
doubt it's that easy. drugs or no drugs I lose friends regardless and I hate it.

That’s what you get for lighting a plant on fire and breathing in the fumes, retard.

you haven't died yet, you don't know user

Ya, this is basically why i never get high. I dunno how people enjoy grass.

take some CBD

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uhmm nigger W33D is like a natural herb and like thausends of years old and good for you

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Just chill man
Can't kill ya--go watch a fun show or play a fun game or lay down and close your eyes

Greening out is fun as hell, just got to know how to made rate your reaction. Don't judge it, just let it flow through you

just wait 3 hours and youll come down, youre fighting the high, you gotta go with it

Chew pepper corns

weed is a literal medicinal plant gift from god

Eat something high on sugars and put on a good movie I recommend you watch "Demolition Man" from 1993 - Its a classic.

That's just your subconscious screaming at you, you have tried to mute it.

I didn't understand a thing but this was really cool

That just means it's working, smoke more fren, find tendies, chill.

Nice digits 007

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>t.pneumatic

Just grab something to drink and turn on a funny movie. Everything will be fine. You'll start coming down soon.

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MURDER

Play smash 4 on 3ds while planking during the entire match
Then get Dragon Quest 8 and improve your vocation
Then play halo 3 with a friend, sibling or spouse
Then have a few Mordhau matches
Then draw a page of your manga
Then play a choon on the piano
Then draw some pixel art and implement it into your unity game

whatever you do DONT drink water! also VERY careful how much you breath. Too much and youll induce a panic state heart attack. Too little and your heart rate will fall rendering you unconcious. Also try not to move too much, it may make you pass out, hit your head and die. Also DONT sit still either or you'll get blood clots.

Not physically, but socially. Planning to upgrade from DXM to DMT.

stick a big dildo up your arse

Alright, but what if it needs to muted?

Just smoke more until it goes away and listen to some music.
May I also recommend some videogames and a light snack of candy and potato chips.

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OH FUCK YOU HEIGHTENED YOUR STATE OF AWARENESS AND SENSITIVITY TO YOUR OWN THOUGHTS NOW YOU MUST COME FACE TO FACE WITH THE DILEMMA OF BEING THAT MAKES YOU (YOU)

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Deep inhalations through the nose, and long exhalations through the mouth. Above all, don't go anywhere because you're bound to look like shit in this state. Relax. Everything is a figment of your imagination. Nothing will happen to you. You're safe, and anything strange you see is a figment of your imagination.

This. Just keep smoking till you pass out OP.

just chill dude

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Chew on some black pepper. Drink some relaxing tea. Meditate. Go for a walk outside. Distract your mind. Breath. You are going to be ok.

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Me too, best case scenerio is I dont get high or feel anything. Also an outcome Ive had. For some reason when I smoke, I either get very anxious, stomach goes crazy or I feel no different, while everyone else is all like "dude! weed." I dont get the appeal.

>Umm guys... I just smoked too much kush and now I feel anxious and paranoid. Everything is too lucid and I am overly conscious. It wasn't supposed to be like this.
Drink a coke or some OJ

time isn't real anyway and only exists in relation to other points in time. you only exist because you're recognized by other things, so maybe you're not even real and other people's perceptions of you are or something

you can fix that by putting your stash up your ass

then take an SSRI like the rest of the cattle

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Drink some olive oil with a tablespoon of cayenne pepper.

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>he doesn't take the opportunity to put some Visine in his eyes and wander the streets baked like a cake

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Eat something.

FUCK you

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Meditate or grab something with sugar.
Or just go to sleep :)

>Umm guys... I just smoked too much kush and now I feel anxious and paranoid.

tell us where you live. we'll come and talk you down

this. it will go away soon user. Lucidity is good and weed is good for you

quit being so leaf like holy shit

Expect a knock on your door.
They all know

Exercise you fat piece of shit

Thats what weed anxiety was telling me, that I was a fat piece of shit with too much built up energy. Stop reading negative shit on a forum and get your running shoes and go as hard as you can for 1 minute intervals (or a steady jog)

Then do some pushups and situps. Okay good luck fattie.

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Kill your parents they are aliens and want to continue feasting on you while you sleep.

Use CBD oil and amino acids like DLPA and you won't ever go back to high THC.

DLPA is like mild MDMA and doesn't cause addiction.

Agmatine: 1g twice a day, stops the brain receptor from releasing the chemicals responsible for depressive/PTSD feelings.
ALCAR: 1g in the AM, gives energy and mood boost, produces positive emotions and allows to push through work and exercise better.
DLPA: 1g in the late afternoon as the ALCAR is wearing off since this is also for mood and producing positive feelings, this makes all 5 senses feel better, even makes food taste better. I found it in the book "Mood Cure."
NAC: 1g as needed for OCD/irritability, or addiction issues, stops mental cravings, also good for allergies (often prescribed at 600mg for mucus/lungs)
Glycine: 3g before bed for deep REM sleep, many are deficient in this from eating meat without cartilage, also magnesium is good to add to this before bed.

Or someone

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