Who was in the wrong here?

Marital rape actually doesn't exist.

The ol’ Leaky Cauldron

Did he do it do disinfect her yeast infection?

pee comes from the balls

Wtf are you on about I wake up busting for a piss with a boner and have to do it in the sink

How do you even do that I can't piss within like 10 minutes of having a boner.

>Who was in the wrong here?
You for reading coping roastie Reddit blarbs then making me hear about how some guy took a peepee in his wife's cunt. Kek tho.

Low-test faggot. You can certainly piss with an erection. If you couldn’t morning wood would lead to kidney enlargement.

Most reddit posts like these are satire

>can't pee unless it's soft or you have some medical issue
True. But that is reddit, so...

I had a friend in college who could do it and didn’t have any medical issues.

don't be like this guy
never limit yourself

Imagine being so utterly pathetic you post that to plebbit. Unreal. God I hate them.

retards. we're not talking about morning wood. which is not an easy feat unto itself.

you

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My husband can’t pee with a hard on. I think she’s a liar.

Post tits.

Um, hot?
Didn't even know that was possible.
Yes I'm an incel.

He’s gonna shit in her pussy soon, I can feel it

Go get your dick hard and video yourself pissing.

Lmao, how do you even get this kind of fetish? Protip: if you have oddly specific fetishes that overshadow your appreciation of general sexual stimuli, it's probably a symptom of autism affecting your sexuality. Autists tend to have strong fixations, and a fetish is just a kind of fixation in the realm of sexuality. To be clear, if you say for example you like a woman with a nice ass, this doesn't usually mean you have an autistic fetish, but anything can be warped and twisted into autism.

HUR DUR 1 GUY CAN SO EVERYONE CAN!

Female logic, Nigger tier.

Yeah this copypasta has been quite popular the last few weeks

This, if I peed in my own butt I probably wouldn't like it but wouldn't get into a fight with myself over it. Women suck

Yeah, pussy has something unnatural to it. Those eldritch flaps, that cancerous pimple hidden under meaty hood, the sickly pinkish colour, two undulating holes, the viscous mucus. Like it belongs to an incompatible and incomprehensible, utterly alien taxonomy. And that blashphemous, smell, imagine the smell!

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You can, it's fairly upleasant though.

pee pee poo poo
Who knew the Jew do.

Max Hardcore would like a word with you

You're confused. You cannot pee and cum at the same time.

You're wrong for posting this faggotry OP. You have to go back.

you are talking to virgins bro..

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But can you shit without pissing? That's the real question here

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>we're not talking about morning wood
An erection is an erection you fucking smooth brain. If you’re right at the edge of ejaculation it’s extremely difficult due to changes in muscle tone of the urethral sphincter, but still possible. If a dude is just hard, he can still pee normally

don't tell me what i can't do

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Yes you can. It's not easy but you can.

>Wake up dick hard
>As soon as I'm ready to piss my boner deflates super fast
I can't piss with a boner

Checked and saged

Yes, but it’s phenomenally difficult unless you’ve been actively training your pelvic floor muscles.