Don't get vaccinated.
How to dodge the draft
Chase Edwards
Alexander Mitchell
Don't have a phone, address or bank account.
Alexander Nguyen
Pull out a tooth.
Isaiah Parker
>implying they won't just shoot a vaccine dart at you at any given moment.
Nicholas Bell
They're relaxing vaccine mandates with the military right now. They're realizing they need the pozzed conservatives to feel like they have some form of fealty to this country.
Owen Lewis
Become a girl
Leo Nguyen
Tell them: I stand with Putin against US aggression.
They won't let you get near a military base after that.
Easton Richardson
Would saying you support Russia be enough to get your ass tried for treason? I mean, January 6th was supposedly a violent coup attempt. I could see rightwingers getting the rope for attempting to dodge the draft.
Aaron Reed
By statute it wouldn't be enough. However law doesn't matter. If they want to fuck with you, they'll just do it.
The Jan 6th protestors are over 1 year in prison without having any trial date much less a conviction.
Easton Wilson
>How to dodge the draft
>Don't be from McDonald land
Jace Green
whoa my mind is actually blown
thanks clownworld
Nathan Adams
Claim you're pregnant, and when they tell you men can't be pregnant, call them bigots and white supremacists
Nathaniel Jenkins
Yup the flag checks out
Landon Myers
tell them you want to give up your spot for a black trans and the military is too white male centric
Carson Ramirez
Checked. Holy crap, that's a lot of 9s.
Logan Lewis
Just don't go
Nobody can force you to do anything unless elon musk chips your brain so they can control your muscles
Jayden Perez
kek
Andrew Roberts
oh fuck i forgot they just made selective service mandatory for women and troons recently. very convenient.
Aaron Fisher
A transgender person is in their argument in the wrong body, so nobody is born a male and trans to female. They have been female since birth and their body is simply wrong
Jaxson Brown
the draft hasn't been used in forever and i dont think it will
modern day so many people would avoid the draft if it came up that they literally could not go after everyone who dodged. how to dodge the draft would be the number 1 google search number 1 twitter trend and probably even trend on ticktock for several months.
Nicholas Sanchez
>mandatory for women
it's not, they dropped that amendment
>and troons recently.
it's not, only mtf is mandatory
very sexist and bigoted
Brody Perez
btw just in case anyone responds with the "just do a medical check up, and say you girl now" that shit doesn't fly anymore. They want REAL HARD disabilities. They are taking fucking people with bad eyes and weak muscles. Unless you are wheelchair bound, on crutches, or are missing some kind of organ they could give a shit. They can fit you in a uniform they can charge the state $3,000+ for and don't care if you get sent home in an urn or a coffin with a flag.
Jason Diaz
they could use the inability to draft as an argument to abolish the vote, as the vote was historically allowed as compensation for the draft, at least in part.
specifically, the age of voting was lowered when people complained about being able to be drafted but having no ability to vote.
So they are connected concepts.
Interdasting.
Benjamin Wilson
Mtf are f
The argument has always been that they are females in the wrong body and gender is not sex. So a mtf had always been female. According to accepted"science"
Jason Stewart
i don't even think a draft would be possible by any randomization metric. americans are such a gross disaster that like 15% of the fighting age people don't have diabetes, obesity, some sort of awful genetic mutation, a doctor induced prescription drug addiction. they would have to just round up people who aren't a fucking complete medical abominations.