Crimea is suffering from a water blockade

Crimea is suffering from a water blockade.
There will be no peaceful solution.

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I just farted on my balls.

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Have you considered giving Crimea back and apologizing?

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But we have already returned Crimea, for which we apologize.

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do it they blow up chernobyl and dump it into the dnieper

>Declare independence from your only source of water
>wtf why is there no water

Why are slavs like this?

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I really hope that they will do it.
Lmao.

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>surrounded by water
>still have a water shortage
only in shitty regimes is that possible

>Why are russians like this
they are the niggers of the world

oh fug oh fug

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THEY SHOULD JUST CRIMEA THEMSELVES A RIVER

Ukraine isn't obligated to supply water to a foreign nation. Just bring some in from Lake Baikal or some shit lol.
This is really unfunny but I still laughed.

Will the US apologize for instigating Euromaidan, putting into power a western puppet and taking Russias bufferzone away?

how can you give something back that doesn't want to go back

>Will the US apologize for instigating Euromaidan
as soon as that is proven

Just a little decommunization will fix it.

Cucking for Russia is as bad as cucking for China. Russia are arab chinks, China are chinks, and you my friend are probably an arab.

Checked

Just leave Crimea? Russia built a bridge anyways.

Didn't ruskis build a bridge. Why not slap a pipeline on top of it, or beside it if it's too heavy?

Please, the US was intrinsically involved in who would front the new leadership in Kiev. Before that, to really make sure they ran Yanukoych outta town, they performed the old death squad trick they used in Syria, unknown shooters in windows and rooftops shooting down on security forces and protestors alike to throw fuel on the fire and turn the protests violent. All you really need to do is read, and put the pieces together to know how much of a hand they had in the regime change.
My mums side came in on the 2nd fleet, one side was from Cornwall the other Liverpool, my dads side was from Ireland and east England, that side is a little blurry. Though judging from that stock standard reponse you sound like an ASIO glownigger.

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