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Aus/pol/: afternoon tea edition
Nicholas Ross
Elijah Wright
Do we all have plans for keeping our families and friends safe? I don't need to hear them but you just need to read this. Things are going to get much harder soon.
Asher Robinson
BTC is the real shitcoin.
Logan Robinson
WHO HERE ASX?
Nolan Morales
First for fuck shills
Blake Long
Dylan Wood
Council worker from previous thread here, I forgot to mention I steal shit from work all the time, I took home several dozen bags of cement last week, a new shovel and a heap of fence posts the week before.
Grayson Price
Not a word about Ukraine from the cunts who got all up in arms about BLM or Palestine. Wonder why
Easton Reyes
>I took home several dozen bags of cement last week, a new shovel and a heap of fence posts the week before.
based
Jace Peterson
Typical council worker.
Cooper Thomas
yeah but is there anything actually worth stealing?
Landon Adams
BLM cunts are anti-isreal/pro palistine
Ethan Johnson
Nothing like a humble pepperoni sandwich.
Aiden Peterson
This is exactly what i would expect.
Nicholas Williams
NATO tore apart Serbia like it was just and righteous, now Russia is separating pieces of Ukraine and NATO acts indignant.
There's been conflict there since like 2012 and NATO has done precisely nothing about it, their crying and foot-stomping means nothing to me. They don't give a shit if Ukrop brains splatter on the dirt, they only care if they can't put nuclear buffer states between NATO and Russia.
Fuck the jews, I don't care about their squabbles.
Mason Adams
I like putting pepperoni and cream cheese on a bagel, good stuff.
Daniel Moore
Iam all in /powerball/
Who here powerCHAD
Grayson Russell
Is a bagel a Jewish bread?
James King
boiled dough
bungs up your arsehole
Joseph Lee
>retarded centrelink job agency forgot to book my next appointment
This happened once before and took them 3 months to realise
Noah Campbell
>/powerball/
Me tomorrow, Powerhit and 30 games I think. Maybe two Powerhits and 12 games instead.
Hudson Davis
Long time NEET here. I recently got offered a job position as an apprentice even though I'm in my mid-20s. Only problem is I need to be fully vaccinated, so far the pros seem to outweighs the cons as I'd be able to get a move on in my life. I don't think I'd be able to get an exemption but they said they'll wait for me to get the vaccine even if it takes 6 weeks. What do I do bros?
Parker Brooks
My jizz is like super glue
AMA
Cameron Jones
It's a Jewish sandwich if you do it right.
Noah Butler
enjoy getting a failure to attend and a backdated appointment email on the same day
Luke Hill
Doesn’t sound good for your shitter.
Carter Young
>What do I do bros?
I don't know about all that, but I do know that I'm never fucking taking it (the vaccine)!
Eli Bailey
good to hear you intend to win and you're not just wasting your money
Grayson Jones
Tell me what to do.
Nathan Gonzalez
Based. They call me up every month and I don't pick up the phone, too busy sleeping. They don't give a shit, they're just some retarded gooks from Campbelltown who want their pay cheque.
Justin Turner
Thanks user!
Aaron Morgan
imagine be this retarded
Ian Taylor
Anybody work for/on probuild job sites?
Samuel Young
in VIC and I've been on cenno for over 4 months now and they haven't called once, I apply for the 20 jobs per month that I'm not allowed to work. It seems too easy considering that pre-COVID my record was 3 weeks without getting payments canceled
Noah Kelly
I stocked two 70-litre containers with long-life food in mid-2020. That should last my small family for months. We still need a plan to get out of the city. When my lease expires, I reckon we'll move to the bush on the edge of civilisation.
Sebastian Allen
What, are they dodging ovens?
Aaron Ortiz
WHY HASNT AN ELECTION BEEN ANNOUNCED YET?
Jaxson Flores
I play the same $7.50 game every week. First division is always $4m, which would be plenty. I don't know what the game's called. It's all automatic direct debit. With small wins along the way, it ends up costing me $5/week… until I win big.
Meme lotto like powerball is for suckers.
Colton Flores
Recon I know what you're looking for, stupid gamed m8
Benjamin Rodriguez
Don't do it. There will be other job prospects; there won't be an opportunity to undo the vax.
Leo Williams
They're waiting for war. Governments don't get voted out during conflict generally.
Aaron Jenkins
Liberal party room probably wants to hatchet Morrison but he keeps begging for just one more week to prove himself
William Williams
They won't do shit, it isn't automated. That's why they book you in for your next appointment at the end of your last appointment, to avoid this from happening.
They only realised last time when they needed to update me with some bullshit, I could go even longer this time. I'm also sick of their shit and was probably going to get kicked off soon anyway.
Whenever they get annoying I go get some shitty job for 6 months, build up some cash and then get back on centrelink, bonus points if you keep your income below the tax threshold.