/uhg/ - Ukraine Happening General #139

Trump's take edition

Latest:
>DPR and LPR claim there have been two terrorist attacks tonight, one at TV station and another at a trolleybus depot
>Zelensky: Operational, Territorial Defense and Army Reservists will be called to Service to begin Mobilization
>Constant shelling today
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>Biden announces sanctions
>Russia evacuating embassy in Ukraine, burning docs
>Putin just recognised the entire Donbas as independent, including Ukraine-occupied territory
>Putin just asked for permission to use the army abroad, was approved, gives him a blank check to use the military however he wants
>"Kiev is already conducting military actions in Donbass brazenly and with impunity - Russian Deputy Minister of Defense Pankov"
>DPR and LPR claiming they're still being shelled
>US urged Zelensky to move to Lviv
>US evacuated diplomats to Poland
>Putin orders peacekeeping mission
>Tanks filmed moving through Donetsk
>Nord Stream 2 suspended

Putin yesterday addressed the nation and gave a 45 minute history lesson. Called Ukraine Russian land and said he will show them real "decommunisation". Confirmed hit list - says he knows their names, will hunt them down. Also claimed Ukraine plans to make nukes.
He ended the speech by recognising the DPR and LPR.
Speech: youtu.be/W57I2mzAr9c

>Russian stocks down 14%
>U.S. informs United Nations of credible information showing Russia is compiling lists of Ukrainians to be killed or sent to camps following a military occupation of the country.
>US Embassy warns of possible terrorist attacks in Russia. Tells citizens in Russia to prepare ‘evacuation plans’ and issued a "do not travel" warning.

Ongoing:
>LPR+DPR claiming the Ukrainian military is attacking
>Universal mobilisation in Donbass.
>Many videos posted online of Russian convoys near the border with painted white 'Z's that appeared a couple days ago:
>More than 700k in the DPR to be evacuated to Russia

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Stool inspection day coming up. I'm sending my neighbor's cat shit instead of my own. Wish me luck.

ALL HAIL THE TRIUNE RUSSIAN NATION OF RUSSIA, BYELORUSSIA AND LITTLE RUSSIA! ALL HAIL WHITE SAVIOR PUTIN!

nothing will happen.

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hopefully big tex is safe, hope he keeps us posted and we should all support russia in this rightfully claim to ukraine
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slavs aren't white dude

It never happens

Imagine your surprise when you called in to talk about all the drugs you’re using.

Shilling this multi-cam stream again: youtu.be/nq8iFW7BRNA

>Russian stocks down 14%
They massively pumped today.

EVERYTHING IS HAPPENING
ALL OF IT
IT'S ALL HAPPENING

Yeah

Deboonked.. habbening canceled

We did it happeningbros. Something is finally happening. Ignore the naysayers. I'll see you all in the global draft

shoot h*man (you) are only killing a MONKE

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idiot, next thing you'll say is that meds aren't white

For some reason i see believe from westies that ukrainian army will instantly fail BUT ukrainian gen pop will guerilla hard against russians. Thats not true.

Ukrainian gen pop does not want russian occupation because quality of life is a little better in independent Ukraine than in average Russia outside moscow. Emphasis on a little.

And for this a little better quality of life ukrainian gen pop is willing to pay war taxes and to cheer for ukrainian army. And thats about it.

So either ukrainian regular army will prevail, or ukraine instantly will become russia (in same way as crimea). Yes in that case there will be some inconveniences for ukrainian gen pop, like lowering quality of life, abiding some stupid russian laws, etc., but you can live with it. Same as you can live with eating ze bugs taking ze vax.

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Deboonked

I'm doing my part! (jerking off)

>Happening over

I'm a Mediterranean Slav, cope

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A car drove by OMG!

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I hope they let me bring my waifu

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That might be the most Trump quote ever. He's becoming Boomhauer.

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I'll tug you bro... it could be happening

i hope ukraine kills of a lot of russian faggot soldier whores

in any case, we are about to see the first real conflict in many many years, and it will all be videoed on shitty smartphones. Are you ready user?

This might be the happening of some our lifetimes.

just want to say thanks for the osint work, and among the lurkers here i am firmly in support of ukraine's success in repelling putin's jewish invasion.

P.S. Fuck janny trannies, you will never be a woman

la criatura de los eslavos edición 22022022

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what a fucking tease yesterday was
today feels like nothing happened
FUCK

Why is this modern world so boring?

No selfies please.

It’s always wonderful to see some reunification

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>Russia invade Ukraine fully
>after a week of fighting, ukraine will fall
>One last act by the ukranian people
>Bomb the fuck out of chernobyl, scorched earth
I can only hope

Does it ever really happen though?