Are cryptids real?

Are cryptids real?
I'm going to be homeless in 2weeks, my car shat it's self so I have to salvage it. Too much pride to beg others for a place to say
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Thinking innawoods but truely don't know how Ill survive in there

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How edible is kiwi wildlife?

As for cryptids, I haven't seen much crazy shit innawoods. I have seen long as fuck goannas.

IDK exactly. I'm going to plan for my eviction day while I have time.

My plan so far is to pack gear and walk out of the city since I have no money. And I suppose I'll camp in a tent for the first few days and nights living off canned goods

I'll probably end up fishing later when I find somewhere to fish but I'll for sure never go back to the city.

I don't have a gun to go hunting so that's that for wild life.

Ever done anything like this before?
It's harder then it seems. How long do you plan on doing this?
Winter is gonna be a cunt.

I was homeless for 4 months in 2012. But I was sleeping in my car. That's all.

But this time I'm never returning to civilization unless I need necessities. This time it's for good bro never going back

How are you homeless in NZ? Isn't everything free there?

I don't know but the youtube "true stories" about them are extremely comfy . Darkness prevails / swamp dweller etc

This user has done it, hobo's it up deep in the woods & works cash sometime to buy food.

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Yes, cryptids are real. I heard them talking about how they are gonna fuck you up when you get to the woods. Watch you back kiwifren.

Sell anything u can, get some survival books or pdfs. Get a battery pack with solar so you have access to pdfs on phone. Get books on local wild food. Find out where there are farms near by and head that way. They might need hands for a day or a week.

>I have a right to walk here

I think there's definitely something to the various iterations of sasquatch around the world. The rest is bullshit though. Sasquatch is actually biologically plausible, and the places they're spotted could feasibly hide a population of primates that don't breed too much indefinitely because they're frankly just places humans don't go(Like a lot of the really deep wilderness in Alaska, Canada, and parts of mainland US). Stories about their behavior conflict, though there seems to be a theme of them leaning towards being rather dangerous and potentially responsible for a lot of 411 cases.

If natives are to be believed, if you realize you're in Sabe territory, just leave some sort of food offering routinely and they'll leave you alone. Some claim to have even developed a vaguely friendly relationship with them with such a method in remote homesteads.

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If this is not a larp, read up on your native fauna. You will need water near by. I went innawoods this years ago just to see if I could do it. Didn't realise how much water I drank and you will use it for everything.

How much thought have you put into this? Do you know what you are taking?

I bought camping gear
I can use gas stations to fill up on water I even bought a water filter so I can drink out of the plenty creeks

I won't think so far ahead to discourage myself to just up and going.

Fire starting shit is gonna be helpful too.

Learn how to make basic traps.
Do you have a place in mind?

by the way OP might wanna read these, there are 3 of them I think

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Buy garbage bags and bar soap, it will make your trip way more pleasant.

If ya staying close to towns you will want cash every now and then? Is there farms around you? They always need help and love handing out cash for work.
Ever milked cows?

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Ask for help retard. Plenty of fags like me have more yhan we need and like helping others. That's why gofundme exists asshole. If your life goes down the shitter you'll leave alot of people baffled and confused. Ask for help fuck your pride

It gets boring

have you ever been to a farm?
Pretty much the last thing I'd do is invite some random hobo to touch my cows

There are definantly cryptids in nz, however you probably wont encounter them.

This nigga no joke be prepared. No 'learning as you go'. Also what kind of medical knowledge do you have?
Like quickest way to stop smaller bleeds?
Do you know what an infection looks like? Or where it needs to get to FUCK you?
& Water, damn do most peeps these days underestimate water. measure how much your peeing, get an outtake measurement so you can estimate an intake.

I say it, because I have done it.
Around here farmers either do it themselves or get alcoholic/addicts to do it for them. Usually $50 a milking

I’ll pray for your well being fren. They might be but pretty fucking rare seemingly

Also sorry if that came off dickish, wasn't my intention

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how the fuck do you end up being poor in a first world country like new zealand lmao

Qrd? I'm on mobile.

australian cryptids

Yes but they aren’t physical entities. You should flee if the forests go silent

the opposite, prices are meme tax haven tier

Skin walker finna rape u

You're gonna die if you don't know anything, like what you can and can't eat and where to find it, or how to find water and build shelter.
So I'd try and at least learn some of that unless you want to die like a bitch.

On another note, if you're ever alone in the woods and everything goes really quiet, you can bet you're not alone, ever if you can't see anything immediately.

What's the thread number, I'll read on archives.

There's no homeless in NZ, faggot

Stay away from places with underwater caves.

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Bro in the US over 50% make $30,000 a yr which doesn't go as far here as it would there. Also the constant rat race totally wrecks peeps living pay check to pay check.
You may make 30K but you have no more then 2K in the bank. That would be gone in a month for most.
meanwhile dying boomers have 85% of all the wealth.

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>if you're ever alone in the woods and everything goes really quiet, you can bet you're not alone, ever
this is true

nvmd im done helping you

make redpilled friends.

Keep a cross on you, a bible, and a silver coated blade if you can afford it. Demons will avoid those who are aware of them, their prey is the unprepared.

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your pride will disappear very quickly, if you have options to mooch off family or gov do it,
theres nothing honorable about being a homo' boy

No joke.
Fucking 411 has me carrying every time I go out alone.

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