/uhg/ - Ukraine Happening General #138

Latest:
>Explosion reported at a Donetsk TV station
>Zelensky: Operational, Territorial Defense and Army Reservists will be called to Service to begin Mobilization
>Constant shelling today
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>Biden announces sanctions
>Russia evacuating embassy in Ukraine, burning docs
>Putin just recognised the entire Donbas as independent, including Ukraine-occupied territory
>Putin just asked for permission to use the army abroad, was approved, gives him a blank check to use the military however he wants
>"Kiev is already conducting military actions in Donbass brazenly and with impunity - Russian Deputy Minister of Defense Pankov"
>DPR and LPR claiming they're still being shelled
>US urged Zelensky to move to Lviv
>US evacuated diplomats to Poland
>Putin orders peacekeeping mission
>Tanks filmed moving through Donetsk
>Nord Stream 2 suspended

Putin yesterday addressed the nation and gave a 45 minute history lesson. Called Ukraine Russian land and said he will show them real "decommunisation". Confirmed hit list - says he knows their names, will hunt them down. Also claimed Ukraine plans to make nukes.
He ended the speech by recognising the DPR and LPR.
Speech: youtu.be/W57I2mzAr9c

>Russian stocks down 14%
>U.S. informs United Nations of credible information showing Russia is compiling lists of Ukrainians to be killed or sent to camps following a military occupation of the country.
>NOTAM now in effect for Sea of Azov. Multiple Russian warships are there now.
>US Embassy warns of possible terrorist attacks in Russia. Tells citizens in Russia to prepare ‘evacuation plans’ and issued a "do not travel" warning.

Ongoing:
>LPR+DPR claiming the Ukrainian military is attacking
>Universal mobilisation in Donbass.
>Many videos posted online of Russian convoys near the border with painted white 'Z's that appeared a couple days ago:
>More than 700k in the DPR to be evacuated to Russia

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Fake and gay. Ukraine doesn’t exist

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Send the trucks bros. It works surprisingly well

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Fpbp

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dead happooning

I don't get it

...Bros
Where is everyone?...

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The fuck does that even mean

That's because you're a smooth brained paki nigger. Go back to the dunes paki.

There is no war user, this is just another regular week in shithole eastern europe. Take your meds and go to bed user. By monday next week there is gonna be a referendum which russia is going to win and by wednesday no one is going to even remember what happened. Just like every other war in shithole eastern europe.

Banned by Jannies for being retarded.

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Good luck Ukraine bros. Give the Russians hell. Make sure to livestream your firefights on tiktok too. Document the fuck out of this thing.

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This is a nothing burger you give it a week and it will all blow over.

What?

eat shit anti-happooner, you're just coping with the fact that an happening did happen

I get it.

So there's just a guy walking around with a single frame of animation with the date printed on it with impact font?

Weak bait.

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Most people have wisened up and left. Nothing but trolls and literal schizos left now.

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Post MFW in the war room

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It means something like: "You assholes had your chance and you blew it"

>CUKK
>ICCC
Ich, cucks

In 2 weeks ukrainian mates will be learning this song.
youtu.be/j9yiWoYNfKE

My mum says I'm cool.

>literal schizos
reporting for duty

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Oh man i remember /TGDG/. Comfiest thread in the whole place. Making fun of chinks is always fun, even if they didnt drown.

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Whatever helps you sleep at night, demented retard.

so just like covid, tgd, la palma another fucking nothingburger AS ALWAYS

As everyone in the IT / printing industry knows, it is absolutely impossible to print a piece of paper with a future date.
All printers are equipped with a secure real time clock developed by Israeli IT specialists that checks over satellite connection to an atomic clock under Biden's bed.

Yes, exactly.

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Nothing ever happens

Was grateful that they introduced me to pic-related

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That's not what happened. A bunch of people made roll posts and got banned. 80 posts got deleted at once.

Why are there two Ukraine Generals?

first make some proper toilets in your houses instead going to shit out on your backyard

>"happening did happen"
Oh man, Russians rolled in unopposed, some UN literally-who nations asked Putin to be nice, and the west responded with muh sanctions. Real happening we've got here.

There's not.

Why does his uniform call him a cuck in slang?

explain to me like I was 5 why putin would go into Kiev and kill innocent people.

just let us live in peace.