If you were "selected" for whatever reason to go into the underground survival facilities with the world elite when the...

If you were "selected" for whatever reason to go into the underground survival facilities with the world elite when the apocalypse starts, would you go? Personally I honestly think I'd rather stay on the surface and face whatever nightmares awaits me there.

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Do they allow smoking?

Only if I can say Nigger

Holy shit, how big is the grass there?

Death is salvation

Well you could obviously say it whenever you wanted. The real question is whether the other people would be bitchy if you did

is that a fucking joke user?

>get in the chamber it's for your safety

Nuke bunkers are a meme and waste of money, alot of modern nuclear weapons can create crators several meaters underground. They even have special underground nuclear weapons that go hundreds of meters down
>look up Nuclear Bunger Busters (EPW) lol
My point, nukes are fake and gay, nothing will happen.

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Not my problem nigger

Exactly. You'd end up being a slave. Me too. I choose the surface.

KEK

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Last time we had a ballistic missile warning, I just went to the beach.

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i mean i would go to slaughter them all

>"user, amazing show of autism. we would like you to join us in our bunker."
>ok
>go in the bunker
>murder everyone
>keep the women (under 20, but above 17 years 11 months 29days 23 hours 59 minutes and 59 seconds BECAUSE THATS LIKE NO OK)
>roam the wasteland with my harem

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OH SHIT BETTER FUCK MY SISTER

I really dont wanna end up in a locked concrete room that elites put me in. That's pretty much one of the main goals most people should probably have.

Yes. I would kill them all

>If you were "selected" for whatever reason to go into the underground survival facilities with the world elite when the apocalypse starts, would you go?
I guess. It's not like I have anything better to do

Catch 22. You can say nigger whenever you want, but you get placed into a bunker with all the elite nogs and their posses

Private bunkers aren't going to be a direct target though

I'd go. Someone has to be the first underground serial killer.

>would you go?
Absolutely. And then I'd murder every childfucker in there.

The Sixth Seal: Terror

12 And when I saw the Lamb open the sixth seal, there was a great earthquake, and the sun became black like sackcloth of goat hair, and the whole moon turned blood red, 13 and the stars of the sky fell to the earth like unripe figs dropping from a tree shaken by a great wind. 14 The sky receded like a scroll being rolled up, and every mountain and island was moved from its place.

15 Then the kings of the earth, the nobles, the commanders, the rich, the mighty, and every slave and free man hid in the caves and among the rocks of the mountains. 16 And they said to the mountains and the rocks, “Fall on us and hide us from the face of the One seated on the throne, and from the wrath of the Lamb. 17 For the great day of Their wrath has come, and who is able to withstand it?”

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Surface dweller here. I would seal all the bunker losers in thier tombs.

>OH SHIT BETTER FUCK MY SISTER
Oahu shit, here on Maui it doesn't matter if you fuck your sister.

Then we fart in the air vents

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I would go down there with them. Then I would kill them all so that all this shit wouldnt happen again.

Me too, those fucker would eat the glass.

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